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[Htown]

We can all agree on one thing though, the interviewers mustache is BOSS.

He looks like a man about to deny me entry to a golf course because of the color of my skin.

 

[AceBandage]

Sorry guys, I honestly thought this was going to be more about GAMES.

We all did.
Even the people there.
Not your fault.

 

[Raonak]

I made it though the first 2 speakers. I don't think I would be able to live through this third one if it weren't for the fact im playing kz3 now.

 

[MasterShotgun]

Bieber?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Sorry guys, I honestly thought this was going to be more about GAMES.

next time take my advice lol

 

[Leona Lewis]

Those comments...these aren't even the worst of them.

 

[Raide]

Sorry guys, I honestly thought this was going to be more about GAMES.

What did you expect from the Games Developer Conference? Everyone knows they suck.

 

[JoeBoy101]

I'd say we were at rock bottom, but we went through the earth's mantle an ewok forest ago.

 

[Satchel]

This is the best thread since the funny Sonic run thread

 

[Gsak]

I think I get it now guys - we have to give all our money to this charity, then they'll show us some games.

"Shut up and take my money. If it's gonna make you shut up. But SHUT UP!"

 

[Mikeside]

@d0n7bl1nk
This EA Game Changers livestream is so bad. Feel like I'm watching a bunch of first-year Sociology majors circlejerking. #simcity


Spot on

 

[Htown]

You weren't homeless if you were staying over at a friend's house for a year, jackass.

First World Fucking Problems.

 

[Gsak]

I was game changing BEFORE IT WAS COOL!

 

[Buttonbasher]

@d0n7bl1nk
This EA Game Changers livestream is so bad. Feel like I'm watching a bunch of first-year Sociology majors circlejerking. #simcity


Spot on

Nailed it. "Look under your seats for a free copy of The Secret!"

 

[Mattakuevan]

Someone needs to tell them to shut the fuck up. Too bad the people who would have were likely the ones who left already.

 

[Agent Ironside]

So when does my computer screen starting shooting out money for compensation?

 

[JoeBoy101]

@d0n7bl1nk
This EA Game Changers livestream is so bad. Feel like I'm watching a bunch of first-year Sociology majors circlejerking. #simcity


Spot on

 

[Leona Lewis]

Someone at EA is going to lose their job tomorrow morning.

 

[BHK3]

You weren't homeless if you were staying over at a friend's house for a year, jackass.

First World Fucking Problems.

And he was a rich dickhead and it took a visit to a 3rd world country for him to open his eyes.

Fuck this guy.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

This is the best thread since the funny Sonic run thread

Live streams threads are the best.
--
WTF, I'm getting a "Hot Arab Girls" ad on the top of the page

 

[Satchel]

I can feel it coming.

"so yes this is a tree and we fee-" BAM!!!

"mirrors edge 2 fuckfaces PEACE!"

 

[Mikeside]

Nailed it. "Look under your seats for a free cyanide pill"

fixed to add humanity to the situation

 

[soultron]

So what is the point of this? I just tuned in and found this in OT. Wat?

 

[ArjanN]

I wonder what he was thinking?

"I wonder if anyone recognizes me as Matt Kessler despite this amazing disguise."

 

[AceBandage]

Someone needs to tell them to shut the fuck up. Too bad the people who would have were likely the ones who left already.

If I was there, I'd jump up and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"

 

[Htown]

"I wonder if anyone recognizes me as Matt Kessler despite this amazing disguise."

Oh snap

 

[nero2082]

there's still like 30mins left

 

[AlphaTwo00]

So what is the point of this? I just tuned in and found this in OT. Wat?

GAME CHANGING.

Clearly, EA made too much money in the past few weeks, they gotta piss away some of it somehow.

 

[Rebel Leader]

LOOK AT MY FANCY MOUSTACHE #gamechanger

 

[JoeBoy101]

Is it over? *weep*

Oh jesus. The real presentation for SimCity tomorrow?!?!

 

[OdysseusVA]

HES GONE

 

[AceBandage]

there's still like 30mins left

An hour and a half and they've basically said nothing.
Amazing.

 

[hellclerk]

IT'S OVER. IS THERE MORE? IS THERE THINGS TO COME? DOES THIS MEAN GAMES OR IS IT OVER? IS THIS GOING TO BE ABOUT GAMES OR IS IT GOING TO FUEL MY HATE?

 

[Satch]

her blazer is cute

 

[mr_nothin]

Fcuk world peace and clean wells.
Lets get to the shooting and blowing up!

 

[nero2082]

bu-bu-bu-bu-Mirror's Edge 2

 

[pieatorium]

Stand still woman you're makin me nervous

 

[Azure Dream]

"We're going to show you SimCity! ...Tomorrow."

 

[MasterShotgun]

Oh hey, she's talking about them new fangled vidja game thingies.

 

[Buttonbasher]

"What we see is what we Sim"

 

[Satch]

I SURVIVED GAME CHANGERS

 

[Leona Lewis]

More of this shit tomorrow? They trolled the fuck out of that room.

Any tweets from some of the attendees?

 

[AceBandage]

All that, and we don't even get to actually see Sim City...
The fuck.

More of this shit tomorrow? They trolled the fuck out of that room.

Any tweets from some of the attendees?

RPM left like half an hour ago.

 

[Mikeside]

lol that's seriously it?


#embracefailure

 

[VibratingDonkey]

Was Sim City the surprise announcement? ..f syfguiwegufgui

 

[JoeBoy101]

Embrace failure, indeed.

 

[MasterShotgun]

I want my free t-shirt for this shit.

 

[Mattakuevan]

Wow, that might have been the worst thing I've ever seen.

Well... Ubisoft laser tag still might beat it, but its up there.

 

[rdrr gnr]

That was the worst thing I have ever seen. EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

GG, EA. GG.

 

[Agent Ironside]

I SURVIVED GAME CHANGERS

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