EA sucks.
You may be thinking, URNT THEY A BUSINESS? THERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MUNNY. You are right, but I am neither an EA employee or shareholder, I'm a gamer. And this is a thread about how much they suck and why.
EA happen to publish a lot of games I like, and that's the problem. This could be a thread about Activision, but really, I stopped letting them sucker me into buying Call of Duty games a few years ago. When it comes to my gaming interests, they are practically irrelevant, but this is not the case with EA. Their involvement in the games I like is similar to finding a pubey looking hair in a delicious sandwich. I can still enjoy it, but it's just not the same. There is no avoiding them as well, they are one of the biggest megapublishers in the business, no matter your taste your are likely to have an interest in some of their products.
They somehow managed to earn some goodwill back in '08 after publishing Mirror's Edge and Dead Space, but it was short lived. Maybe people were just eager to cling to someone nicer than Activision, who was just a bit too eager to fuck them in the ass. However, we were quickly reminded of why they may be one of the greediest and most anti-consumer publishers in the biz.
But why do they suck? Let's take a look.
[Preorder Bullshit]
Preorder bullshit is all the rage these days, and EA does it like no one else. Despite the image, it goes beyond simple, petty trinkets and outfits. Legitimate consumers who buy their games new have to deal with redeeming online pass codes, or signing up for EA accounts then linking them to Bioware social accounts then linking their gamertag/ID to those accounts in order to redeem the content that comes with the product they paid for. Jumping through hoops has never been so shitty. Loyal customers who don't buy used are rewarded by junkmail newsletters and needless headaches.
[Marketing]
If EA's perception of you is correct, you are a sex-deprived, gore-obessed, sad manchild who is only impressed by the most XTREME of extremes. Let's enjoy a few trailers:
Dragon Age: Origins - This is the New Shit
Mass Effect 2 - Subject Zero
Dead Space 2 - Ur Mom Hates Dead Space
As a moderately intelligent adult, I can't help but feel like they want me to hate these games.
[The murder of one of the greatest sports series in gaming]
Some of us may remember a certain series titled NFL2K, or ESPN NFL2K. Many other NFL series like Quarterback Club or Gameday may have deserved their fate, but 2K did not. Throughout the five years they existed, they consistently delivered a solid product that rivaled Madden. 2K decided that they would take an unconventional approach with ESPN NFL2K5. Instead of charging full price for a glorified roster update, they decided to charge $20 at launch while delivering a strong product with a unique, but failed feature (first person football). What's not to love about that?
Rather than matching that price point, creating innovative features or creating a superior product, EA did what they know best: they threw money at it. EA purchased exclusive rights to the NFL license, crushing NFL2K to death under massive mounds of money and subjecting NFL fans to nothing but years and years of guaranteed mediocre and unambitious iterations. Rather than convincing games to chose their games, they took away the choice altogether. Lovely, isn't it?
[Online Passes]
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454078
- One of the pioneers and most active perpetrators of Online Passes...and guess what? They expire a year after the game comes out! Take that, suckers.
[EA forum ban -> no EA games for you lol]
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454264
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451978&highlight=ea+forum+ban
But they're cleaning up the internet, right?
[BYE BYE SERVERS]
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=387806
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=418543
http://1uponu.wordpress.com/2011/07/14/psa-ea-server-shutdown-august-11-2011/
Which will go first, the servers or your Online Pass?
- EA Origin app, inferior to the competition in every way, so why does it exist?
- $60 PC games with no DLC support
- EA ACCOUNTS, a nuisance at best
- Tiger Woods 12 PC port lol: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444387
- a subscription fee...for Tetris? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454062
- blatantly obvious cut content DLC:
- always finding new and innovative ways to part a fool from his money:
EA Sports Season Ticket! said:With an annual fee of $24.99 or 2000 Microsoft Points, subscribers will receive four all-new program benefits: access to play all participating EA SPORTS games via a full-game digital download three days before consumers have the option to purchase a disc at retail launch; a 20-percent discount on downloadable game content; free premium web content; and membership recognition. GameStop will introduce EA SPORTS Season Ticket in North America with an innovative multichannel marketing campaign, including its PowerUp Rewards™ program of more than 11 million members.
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Early Full-Game Digital Access: Three days before a game’s scheduled release, fans will be able to download and play the full version of all five participating titles on Xbox 360 and PS3™**. The digitally downloaded game will time out when the game is available at retail and consumers have the option to purchase the same full game on disc at retail. EA SPORTS Season Ticket subscribers can transfer all achievements earned during the three-day download period to the purchased disc, resulting in an early edge over the competition.
Discounted Downloadable Content: Subscribers will get a 20-percent discount on all available downloadable content for participating EA SPORTS titles. Downloadable content, which enhances and refreshes the core game experience, includes such items as Ultimate Team packs, accelerator packs and gear upgrades.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439389
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There, I said it. EA sucks...but this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Feel free to:
1. Agree with my facts
2. Add your own reasons
3. Tell me what an asshole I am
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