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[Bernoulli]

Turkish developer studio “GalaxyVerse” have announced their latest shovel ware release of “Epstein” which is bound to infect the Steam storefront on February 17th, 2024.

Epstein is a survival crafting game that thrusts players into an exploration journey on a mysterious and perilous island, where they must uncover dark secrets and confront various hazards to survive.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Asset store flip.

 

[Ribi]

Does it have cute adorable friends you can enslave

 

[nush]

Asset store flip.

Dead Island clone that they just changed the name of.

 

[Draugoth]

The game banner is from bing image creator lmao

 

[ManaByte]

 

[diffusionx]

When I read the title of this thread I thought this was a Team SNEED production

 

[LordCBH]

Game of the year

 

[Hudo]

I'm going for the harem ending.

 

[winjer]

So sad to hear the devs killed themselves, next week.

 

[BlackTron]

Does it have cute adorable friends you can enslave

Palworld 2 is here already

 

[Skifi28]

You won't be finding any age restrictions here, "rated E for everyone".

 

[SmokedMeat]

Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump DLC bundle?

 

[LordCBH]

Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump DLC bundle?

I’m waiting on the Stephen Hawking dlc

 

[Zelduh]

Asset store flip.

Just like PalWolrd, except replace the Pokemon with children

 

[lughnasadh123]

Game is gonna get hung out to dry.

 

[Banjo64]

Could have been a great suspenseful horror game. Let’s be honest, no one would want to turn the door handles in that game.

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

lol wtf.

 

[realcool]

I’m waiting on the Stephen Hawking dlc

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[consoul]

Dead Island clone that they just changed the name of.

Paed Island

 

[Guilty_AI]

So sad to hear the devs killed themselves, next week.

Heard they'll kill themselves by repeatedly stabbing their own backs.

 

[Gojiira]

What the ever loving fuck…Will this get the same level of stupid mass media hysterics as Hatred did?

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[Revolutionary]

Epstein is a survival crafting game

50/50 chance of this being a hit on Twitch

 

[StueyDuck]

Just add pokemon

 

[_Justinian_]

 

[consoul]

The final level after the timeskip is where you get paid to suicide Jeff in prison.

 

[Spitfire098]

 

[Killjoy-NL]

 

[Dynasty8]

Game is not getting a fair shot here and you guys are being biased. Personally I see this as the GotY and it's not even close.

 

[BouncyFrag]

 

[Yoboman]

Another PCMR multi million seller

 

[Barakov]

 

[mitch1971]

You won't be finding any age restrictions here, "rated E for everyone".

Rated E for Epstein.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

does it have a "hard mode"?

 

[Pelta88]

I did a triple take at the title. This isn't going to go down well.

 

[Fluffytheterrible]

Who didn't kill himself?

 

[mrcroket]

You have to hide until you turn 18 to be allowed to leave the island.

 

[phaedrus]

Tom Hanks' wife is saying "He's SUCH a bullshitter!"

 

[Fermbiz]

Added it to my wishlist.

 

[Coconutt]

The game will end with Epstein revealing he is alive and well and helped develop this game.

 

[Bernardougf]

Holy shit reeee is going to implode

 

[Topher]

 

[Three]

Tom Hanks' wife is saying "He's SUCH a bullshitter!"

I'm seeing "he's such a pussy"

 

[Osaka_Boss]

Palworld 2 is here already

Galworld

 

[Johnny Concrete]

Rumour goes that the sequel will be called Epstein 2: On The Beach.

 

[BennyBlanco]

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Can I play as a physicist in a wheelchair who gives massage orders through a voice computer?

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I kinda wish one of these trolling foreign asset flip games would just sell gangbusters out of nowhere, to the point where it's a foregone conclusion that it becomes a mainstream franchise on consoles.

Just imagine a six part AAA Epstein action adventure series.