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why does it matter so much anyway? wouldn't shape, color of the areola/nips and the size ratio of the areola to the tit be the aesthetics to judge by? any cup size you think it is just by seeing a bra under a shirt can be faked. Hell VS has a bra that let's you go up 2 cup sizes.

Yeah, it seems like anybody who put this much thought into it would realize that so many of the crucial measurements are impossible to judge from just a photograph.

Even if you snapped a picture of a girl's figure in profile -- how the fuck are you going to really judge her height? Nevermind that you can't tell if her bra is excessively padded or not. Nevermind that the possibility of fake breasts completely throws all these assumptions off, since they presume bodily proportions are the result of genetics (rather than storebought aftermarket boobs).

All the important measurements you are using for calculations are going to be guesses at best. I would say just go with your gut instinct, and realize that her breasts will probably be your best guess, plus-or-minus a cup size (probably minus).

 

[ronito]

Shape is much more important than size.

 

[Devolution]

So is this one of those threads where guys post about bra sizes and show that they know nothing about them?

Spoiler

Cup sizes do not work the way you think they do.

You do realize that cup size literally means nothing without the band size attached to it? For example, 34B and 36B are not the same cup size.

Yeah that's the other thing, the width of the individual has to be taken into account.

 

[Tomat]

Yeah, it seems like anybody who put this much thought into it would realize that so many of the crucial measurements are impossible to judge from just a photograph.

Even if you snapped a picture of a girl's figure in profile -- how the fuck are you going to really judge her height? Nevermind that you can't tell if her bra is excessively padded or not.

All the important measurements you are using for calculations are going to be guesses at best. I would say just go with your gut instinct, and realize that her breasts will probably be your best guess, plus-or-minus a cup size (probably minus).

Algorithms can be improved. We will find a way.

We'll use science.

Computer Science.

 

[bjb]

After careful review of the data (assuming my calculations are correct) - pre-weight loss Evilore was a b cup.

Spoiler

i kid i kid

Man what a creepy topic.

 

[Fisticuffs]

we need a boobologist in here

 

[Tomat]

After careful review of the data (assuming my calculations are correct) - pre-weight loss Evilore was a b cup.

Spoiler

i kid i kid

Man what a creepy topic.

You're probably right actually.

 

[Reiko]

we need a boobologist in here

Can someone like that even exist?

 

[toxicgonzo]

Can someone like that even exist?

So basically men then?

 

[Resilient]

Why are people lambasting OP for being attracted to women? Why was much effort and thought put into that equation? Why are people angry? Can't we just enjoy boobs, or am I asking too much?

 

[border]

Algorithms can be improved. We will find a way.

Like I said in my edit though, these algorithms presume that proportions are the result of genetic programming. They do not account for the possibility of fake breasts or padded bras or increased hormone intake that resulted in disproportionately large breasts.

In a world where breasts are always natural and always determined by genetics, I suppose you might be able to perfect an algorithm if you are genuinely able to judge height and proportions in a photograph. The problem is that breasts are not genetic anymore. A short girl with a narrow face can go out and buy DD's anytime she wants.

 

[Devolution]

Can someone like that even exist?

Gynos.

 

[Fisticuffs]

Why are people lambasting OP for being attracted to women? Why was much effort and thought put into that equation? Why are people angry? Can't we just enjoy boobs, or am I asking too much?

This is what happens when a wild Devo appears

 

[bjb]

Gynos.

OP immediately changes career path in order to creep on more women.

 

[Kisaya]

Shape is much more important than size.

Amen.

 

[Vermillion]

Shape is much more important than size.

Church.

EDIT: Hah!

 

[Reiko]

OP immediately changes career path in order to creep on more women.

I've got more pressing things to worry about. No thanks.

 

[Tomat]

Like I said in my edit though, these algorithms presume that proportions are the result of genetic programming. They do not account for the possibility of fake breasts or padded bras or increased hormone intake that resulted in disproportionately large breasts.

In a world where breasts are always natural and always determined by genetics, I suppose you might be able to perfect an algorithm if you are genuinely able to judge height and proportions in a photograph. The problem is that breasts are not genetic anymore. A short girl with a narrow face can go out and buy DD's anytime she wants.

Just wait until we develop photo technology that imprints a photo with the a piece of DNA from every person who appears in the photo.

We'll analyze the genetics and plug it into the algorithm. It'll happen!

 

[Devolution]

I've got more pressing things to worry about. No thanks.

Oh we know what you want to press.

 

[Charoncaori]

If you can estimate how far the boobs stick out from the chest that's pretty much all you need to know. Cup size is just the difference between the circumference of your chest at and then below your boob level. =/ It really isn't hard to come up with an algorithm for that.

The thing is, cup size won't really tell you much about a girl's boobs...

 

[blame space]

listen, sometimes boobs are just big. photographs can always be deceptive. this is the most thought i've put into the matter.

 

[Reiko]

Oh we know what you want to press.

I need to do more bench presses this year since I've been slacking off.

Oh... Boobs. Yeah that would do too.

 

[bjb]

I've got more pressing things to worry about. No thanks.

Like Geometric Crotch-Angles to determine the shape of a woman's vagina.

 

[Timedog]

listen, sometimes boobs are just big. photographs can always be deceptive. this is the most thought i've put into the matter.

yesssssssssssss

 

[Tomat]

Like Geometric Crotch-Angles to determine the shape of a woman's vagina.

Sounds like you've got some pseudo-code in mind. Thoughts?

 

[Wool]

I don't get all this height of the face stuff. The proportion of the height of the face to their total height? Lets use this picture as an example and assume that she is 6'3"

 

[blame space]

welp

 

[Fisticuffs]

I don't get all this height of the face stuff. The proportion of the height of the face to their total height? Lets use this picture as an example and assume that she is 6'3"

6'3"?!!?

 

[EloquentM]

Woooool hahaha

 

[Dark Octave]

I don't get all this height of the face stuff. The proportion of the height of the face to their total height? Lets use this picture as an example and assume that she is 6'3"

 

[Aselith]

I don't get all this height of the face stuff. The proportion of the height of the face to their total height? Lets use this picture as an example and assume that she is 6'3"

I'm gonna estimate her size at tig.

 

[Devolution]

The girl in my group of friends with the biggest tits is also the shortest.

 

[EloquentM]

It's weird when girls refer to breasts as tits

 

[Tornado Condor]

This thread made me subscribe to Angie Varona's instagram for some reason. Hmm....

 

[Bagels]

Counterpoint:

Can Shoe Size Predict Penile Length


A pubmed search for "bra size" turns up 110 results.

Evaluation of professional bra fitting criteria for bra selection and fitting in the UK

 

[a Master Ninja]

Has science figured out what determines size and shape of the nipples relative to the breast?

 

[Charoncaori]

It's weird when girls refer to breasts as tits

Tits.

COME AT ME *BRA

 

[Vermillion]

It's weird when girls refer to breasts as tits

Bad opinion.

 

[Tomat]

Has science figured out what determines size and shape of the nipples relative to the breast?

Go home Itagaki.

 

[Reiko]

The girl in my group of friends with the biggest tits is also the shortest.

Yeah that's also something I've noticed. All of my friends with the biggest boobs are either 5 ft or 5'2".

I've never seen a tall busty women like 6 foot and up. I guess they're rare or there is some type of genetics at work, not counting implants.

 

[EloquentM]

Tits.

COME AT ME *BRA

Lulzy edit. Also, STOP THIS MADNESS

Bad opinion.

how can my opinion be bad =/

 

[Vermillion]

Lulzy edit. Also, STOP THIS MADNESS


how can my opinion be bad =/

Not wrong, just bad.

It's okay, we all have bad opinions from time to time.

 

[Aselith]

It's weird when girls refer to breasts as tits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3OWJ53rHE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Dark Octave]

Yeah that's also something I've noticed. All of my friends with the biggest boobs are either 5 ft or 5'2".

I've never seen a tall busty women like 6 foot and up. I guess they're rare or there is some type of genetics at work, not counting implants.

They're out there. I have a friend who's taller than me and is kind of ridiculous up top.

 

[Devolution]

Yeah that's also something I've noticed. All of my friends with the biggest boobs are either 5 ft or 5"2.

I've never seen a tall busty women like 6 foot and up. I guess they're rare or there is some type of genetics at work, not counting implants.

Probably hormones.

 

[Resilient]

I can't wait till this thread reaches page 4.

 

[Vermillion]

Yeah that's also something I've noticed. All of my friends with the biggest boobs are either 5 ft or 5'2".

I've never seen a tall busty women like 6 foot and up. I guess they're rare or there is some type of genetics at work, not counting implants.

That's the best thing, imo.

 

[Aselith]

Probably hormones.

I feel like we should test the formula on your big boobed friend.

 

[Reiko]

Counterpoint:

Can Shoe Size Predict Penile Length


A pubmed search for "bra size" turns up 110 results.

Evaluation of professional bra fitting criteria for bra selection and fitting in the UK

Ah. The age old question of shoe size and penis length. Good question.

 

[Beermeister]

The virginity is strong in this one...