The second story is my favorite. It wasn't a very busy night, so our manager told us that someone was going to be cut early and if anyone wanted to volunteer that would be great. Usually at our club getting cut early meant you just stayed anyways because it was a club that none of us would have ever gotten into other than the fact that we worked there, plus you get to drink for free. So Todd volunteers to get cut and does in fact hang around.
A few hours later he comes back up the stairs and approaches me at the bar and says "Some douchebag downstairs just tried to tell me that he was Ed Harris the actor." We had heard that Ed Harris might be coming but nobody has seen him yet. I ask Todd to point out the gentleman in question when he came up the stairs... which he does. I then tell Todd that the guy is in fact Ed Harris the actor. Todd was immediately and clearly VERY embarassed. I said "Oh no, what did you do?" and this is the story I got. (Keep in mind Todd has been drinking free drinks for hours)
"So I'm standing there at the urinal taking a piss and this old guy walks up beside me. I said 'Hey man, how's it going?' and he said he was fine. Then I said 'Oh my god, there is so many hot girls in here tonight!' and he said 'Yeah, I guess so.' And then I said 'I heard Ed Harris the actor is going to be here tonight' at which point the guy looks right at me for the first time and says 'I am Ed Harris'. I laughed and basically told the guy to fuck off because he looks like every single other horny old guy that comes in here every weekend."
I bet you most celebrities don't have that type of interaction very frequently.