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Fake games you wish were real
- Thread starter Shahadan
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WTF is that?
:O
Nevadatan
Member
THIS
DoDonGouki
Member
Brain Burst > Alfheim Online (2.0) > Gun Gale Online > Sword Art Online
But yeah, a virtual reality game is clearly the best option.
Well this thread has as much wishlist and cancelled projects as much as actual fictional games so I'm going to gather my favorite collaborations here. Feel free to skip if that doesn't appeal to you.
First is obviously.
Archer Protocol by Obsidian. Something fun to work on and keep cash coming in while they continue their passion projects. There's a lot of overlap between Michael Thornton and Sterling Archer.
Take the assets from Team Fortress and throw them into the mechanics of General Chaos. Seems like a fairly easy path to a fun game.
Tired of working on Mortal Kombat and DC? How about a Smash Brothers style fighting game with the only roster that could beat Nintendo's own.
Also, put me down for the Tiger Woods game from South Park.
First is obviously.
Archer Protocol by Obsidian. Something fun to work on and keep cash coming in while they continue their passion projects. There's a lot of overlap between Michael Thornton and Sterling Archer.
Take the assets from Team Fortress and throw them into the mechanics of General Chaos. Seems like a fairly easy path to a fun game.
Tired of working on Mortal Kombat and DC? How about a Smash Brothers style fighting game with the only roster that could beat Nintendo's own.
Also, put me down for the Tiger Woods game from South Park.
Nevadatan
Member
ahahhaha yess yess
all of the money that I have
Serial Killer Roguelike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaPBZn27rdw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaPBZn27rdw
Enters thread. Not disappointed.
Cloud Strife
Member
Since when did it have to be a video game? (I still wish I could get some friends together and makes some rules up and try this)
I've wanted to play this game ever since I was a kid.
And it's already been posted but:
MaximoffZero
Banned
Tired of working on Mortal Kombat and DC? How about a Smash Brothers style fighting game with the only roster that could beat Nintendo's own.
0_0 Not...a bad idea!
distantmantra
Member
What, no Pimps at Sea?
tokyostomp
Banned
Hippopuncher12
Member
Took way to long to post The Last Guardian!
it is well known that Nintendo doesn't like money
To be fair, this will most certainly happen.
Ouch that one hurts.
Truckers Delight. And I know, it did have an iPhone racing game, but I wanted something better, something more mixed. Like Vice: Project Doom on NES. Also, every Junkboy demake.
Bayonetta in the form of a Bullet Hell.
Brutal Legend in the form of an old Point-And-Click Adventure.
Vanquish in the form of a Lightgun Shooter.
And finally:
Great stuff.
ZombiePlatypus
Member
Well. These hurt.
What kills me with this is that SE C&D-ed this project, and then, y'know, did jack-shit. If you're gonna squash fans' dreams at least be ready to provide your own official alternative!
it is well known that Nintendo doesn't like money
This has to be coming.
Nymphae
Banned
That is an ugly ass logo.
Someone should actually make this. Yeah it's kind of a Mario Kart clone, but I bet it could do really well on the other consoles.
human onion
Banned
First thing that came to mind. I mean, over 40 bear scenarios!
WeakerYouth
Neo Member
Ditto to this. Time to figure out whatever happened to that project.
Oh dude come on. You gotta post the original for them crisp pixels.
Original size
Bigger (x2)
yeah its bad, but its a fans rendition.
OldAsUrSock
Banned
I am surprised this is not on the first page. We are getting closer with Emotiv and Oculus Rift.
Emotiv with World of Warcraft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-kwgxJ3bPk
I cant wait for the two technologies to be combined into one. Games will be on a whole other level than other forms of entertainment and sports.
Kaneda Shotaro
Member
Pleeeeeeeeease!
Nevadatan
Member
First thing that came to mind. I mean, over 40 bear scenarios!
not only the 40 bear scenarios, but also it comes with a free bear DLC, in a world of paid DLC.
Dr_Biscuit
Banned
I would buy it.
If it looks as good as MK 8
Rodney McKay
Member
You had me until the Stylus based movement and jump controls. *Barf*
More for the morbid curiosity to see if anyone would defend a game that is responsible for mass murder. I mean OT tells me there is a defence force for everything.
I don't know anything about the anime but there's already a psp game and a vita game is coming.
"Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!"
Omegasquash
Member
I could swear I saw (what were obviously fake) images in a magazine once of a 16-bit FFVI-2. I got so excited, and have been crushed.
Shadow was still alive, Locke & Celes tied the knot, and it was about putting the world back together. This time, with no magic.
Shadow was still alive, Locke & Celes tied the knot, and it was about putting the world back together. This time, with no magic.
Goodacre0081
Member
purpletentacle
Member
(by the way, I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. I thought you guys were cool.)
Defcon is probably the closest we'll ever get to Wargames
I wonder how Theatrewide Biotoxic and Chemical Warfare plays? Probably a good thing Matthew Broderick didn't pick that one...
