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Fake games you wish were real

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(by the way, I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. I thought you guys were cool.)
But if that game were real, we'd all become the pawns of an alien species.

Except for the androids amongst us. They'd completely wreck everyone's shit.

Actually, this reminds me. CUBE should be real. :(
 
Also, every Junkboy demake.

Bayonetta in the form of a Bullet Hell.

Brutal Legend in the form of an old Point-And-Click Adventure.

Vanquish in the form of a Lightgun Shooter.

OK, these are seriously awesome. Seems like this Junkboy posted them on a thread, but links are down. However, this article mirored 20 of them. So good!
http://cheezburger.com/47365

And finally:

An updated Bloody Roar could be pretty awesome, I always loved the concept and the first couple of games.
 
Sometimes in books, TV shows, movies or even videogames there are in-universe videogames that sadly don't exist in our reality.
Which one(s) would you love to play?

Mine is definitely Larry the Looter

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thats one criminally underused topic in modern videogames.

what's yours?
Pretty sure you can play a crude version of Larry the Looter in Virtual Springfield if you go into the kwik-e-mart.

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Umm.. Fix-It Felix Jr. is an actual game that you can find and play at conventions. I had the high score on one of them at a convention for an entire day.

Personally, I was kind of sad that they never released it as "fake Virtual Console" during the time the movie was in theaters.


As for fake games?


I really, really, really wanted a port of Final Fantasy VI with Bravely Default graphics for the 3DS. :-(

Also, I was really looking forward to playing the American translation of Phantasy Star Online 2 on the Vita. It's ONE OF THE REASONS I BOUGHT THE THING.


:-(
 
It was probably mentioned earlier but:

Mushroom Kingdom Hearts - An April Fool's joke.... :( Wii U, HD, coming out at the same time as KHIII.

Unreal Engine 4 demo Infiltrator

Quantum Dream's The Dark Sorcerer - Just getting excited thinking about the gameplay possibilities with this. RTS? Old school style point n click adventure?
 
I played this adventure game. IIRC Larry the Looter is unbeatable, you get shot pretty much instantly. When I was a kid I was obsessed with trying to keep playing, but never figured it out. Virtual Springfield if anyone wants to see.

Wasn't there a futuristic/industrial Zelda rumor? I'd love that...

Yup, it was an April Fool's joke which looked fucking awesome. A cyberpunk Zelda with the Master Sword being a light saber type thing and Epona being a motorbike.

I'm still hoping against hope that Nintendo will consider doing that at some point, it was the fucking amazing idea.
 
As a kid, I desperately wished the Video Zone from Nick Arcade was a real video game.

Separate, but related, if Russell Crowe Fightin' 'Round the World were a real show, I would never watch anything else.
 
What's the game they played in Community? The 8 player 8bit 2D side scrolling platforming RPG where Abed stops in one area and builds an empire.
 
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