This parody is less ridiculous than the F8 trailer.
I'm going to watch F8 at least 3 times in the cinema. I want it to pass $2 billion worldwide.
Lol I remember watching this when it was new. Hilarious. Yeah, I think it was the skyscraper jump in Fast 7 where we'd officially reached 3 Fast 3 3urious levels. I mean that's straight up in the parody, but they jump two buildings in Fast 7.
I mean really, we've been talking about how this tonal change makes no goddamn sense for 5 years now. At this point there are more films in this style than there are of the original trashy-street-racing style. I suppose that doesn't make it any less funny.
The official moment where the series did its u-turn and the whole world realised it was in the
first Fast Five trailer when the fucking Rock shows up in this film and says "Above all else, we don't ever, ever... let them get into cars." And everyone was just like "Wait did he just fucking say that? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard..... I'm in." And thus began this chain of being simultaneously disgusted and inticed at these fucking dumb moments.
I'll say this: Fast Five is the best film
not because it was the dumbest and loudest (it wasn't, its sequels take that cake). Its that its dumb/loud sequences are wrapped in something somewhere close to palpable (like the family stuff is an actual theme, instead of just a buzz word that gets tossed around for no reason), but perhaps more importantly, the bank vault sequence is the best sequence the films have put out thus far and I feel like I still haven't quite had that itch scratched again.
Let me explain: when I go to see these films, I don't just want to see the dumbest shit. I want to see the most
creative shit they can possibly think of now that they've thrown realism and intelligence out the window. They're in a position to do stuff that isn't possible in most other films, even blockbusters. Jumping a car through two buildings is alright. It's dumb, it's kind of cool, but it's not super creative. The concept of having our two heroes driving super fucking fast cars while carrying a single bank vault on two wires is creatively hot as fuck. Using the prize/macguffin as a weapon by coordinating braking, turning and accelerating to manipulate the physics of the vault is fucking cool and I haven't seen something as creatively charged before or since. Like, that's an inspired sequence.
The finale to Fast 7 in comparison is pretty fucking tame. Like, it's super loud and bombastic and dumb, but it's not really anything you wouldn't get in your average blockbuster fare, just with more ham, cheese and one liners. But the action itself isn't very creative. There's some street driving. There are a few punch ons. There's a chain gun in there. But that's all.
Basically what I'm saying is, dumb is good only because it can unlock more creative tools. Dumb by itself is just kind of bland.