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[speculawyer]

They nailed Snoop Dogg. They nailed Willie Nelson. Now Fiona Apple.

Small government, my ass.
http://music.yahoo.com/news/fiona-apple-arrested-hashish-west-texas-180118912.html

The 1980's called . . . they want that shirt back. But it does make for good camouflage there.

 

[Dead Man]

She's been a bad, bad girl.

.

 

[tedtropy]

She's been a bad, bad girl.

 

[soundscream]

All she needs is a good defense cause she's feeling like a criminal.

 

[Gustav]

Get all dem dirty pot smokers and throw them in jail!

 

[Tornado Condor]

Fiona Apple?? Can't wait until Apple sues her.

That's quite a weird looking shirt ;b

 

[Wolf Akela]

Apple arrested?

 

[Gustav]

Fiona Apple?? Can't wait until Apple sues her.

I bet she doesn't tip!

 

[commedieu]

She's short.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I've always wanted to just hug her and tell her everything will be ok

 

[K.Sabot]

She's short.

Every single night's a fight with gravity.

 

[Blearth]

California, Oregon, Nebraska, Colorado, Minnesota, Mississippi, Ohio, North Carolina, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, Alaska.

FUCK. EVERY. OTHER. STATE.

 

[BadAss2961]

At least she still looks alright. Came in expecting a trainwreck like Lohan.

 

[Zaptruder]

Is it just me, or does she look like a black girl in this pic?

And no, it's not because she's in a mug shot...

 

[DrBo42]

Is it just me, or does she look like a black girl in this pic?

And no, it's not because she's in a mug shot...

Why did you even go there?

 

[BadAss2961]

Is it just me, or does she look like a black girl in this pic?

And no, it's not because she's in a mug shot...

lol.

/thread

 

[Dead Man]

Is it just me, or does she look like a black girl in this pic?

And no, it's not because she's in a mug shot...

What the fuck am I reading?

 

[commedieu]

Why did you even go there?

Because that'd be why she looks black silly.

Looks like Nicole Richie.

 

[BadAss2961]

What the fuck am I reading?

 

[watershed]

Well, now we know what will be inspiring her next album a decade from now.

 

[Zaptruder]

Well... there's no way that comment wasn't going to offend *someone*. But is it a valid observation? Or am I just not seeing that pic right?

 

[Trent Strong]

Well... there's no way that comment wasn't going to offend *someone*. But is it a valid observation? Or am I just not seeing that pic right?

You're saying black people have bad taste in shirts?

 

[commedieu]

Well... there's no way that comment wasn't going to offend *someone*. But is it a valid observation? Or am I just not seeing that pic right?

By someone, you mean .....black... people?

 

[Dennis]

Zaptruder was just trying to shield himself from overzealous interpretations.

No harm done.

 

[DrBo42]

Zaptruder was just trying to shield himself from overzealous interpretations.

No harm done.

Pre-edit was fine but yeah. This whole situation is like a tame Louis CK sketch. It's a good laugh.

 

[BadAss2961]

Well... there's no way that comment wasn't going to offend *someone*. But is it a valid observation? Or am I just not seeing that pic right?

She does look like she could pass for Thandie Newton (MI2, Crash) in that pic. So I can kinda see it... It's just the lighting though.

 

[Dead Man]

Well... there's no way that comment wasn't going to offend *someone*. But is it a valid observation? Or am I just not seeing that pic right?

Pre emptive deflections often come off as weird. She certainly looks mixed if you squint, but mainly she looks tired.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

#FreeFiona

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

All she needs is a good defense cause she's feeling like a criminal.

She's been a bad, bad girl.

Nice.

Funny this thread pops up... I was listening to her old live performances while smokin a doobie today. Man, she is crazy talented. I hope they let her down easy.


Edit: Damn hashish is a felony?!

 

[TheGreatDivide]

It's safe to assume nothing too bad I'll happen to her, right?

 

[MarkMclovin]

Never heard of her.

 

[Curtisaur]

That is, without a doubt, the absolute shittiest height reference chart I have ever seen in any mugshot.

 

[xbhaskarx]

It's safe to assume nothing too bad I'll happen to her, right?

That username / avatar...

 

[speculawyer]

That is, without a doubt, the absolute shittiest height reference chart I have ever seen in any mugshot.

Yeah, what the hell? Can't they just buy one of those stickers they put on on the wall near the doors at Taco Bell? I know the Texas government is cheap but they can't be that poor.

 

[Flynn]

So that's the death penalty then?

 

[Steelrain]

California, Oregon, Nebraska, Colorado, Minnesota, Mississippi, Ohio, North Carolina, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, Alaska.

FUCK. EVERY. OTHER. STATE.

Lol coming from that group of states it's pretty easy to shrug that insult off. It's like a piece of shit telling a rose that it stinks.

 

[Steelrain]

Is it just me, or does she look like a black girl in this pic?

And no, it's not because she's in a mug shot...

No, you're just an idiot.

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Thank god Texas is taking these dangerous criminals off the street.

 

[Dead Man]

No, you're just an idiot.

So much angst on GAF today.

 

[mescalineeyes]

Never heard of her.

and you've felt the need to tell us that why exactly?

get out more, Fiona Apple is amazing.

 

[gdt]

It'll be okay Fiona.

 

[R2D4]

Never heard of her.

I take it you were born after 1990?

Fucking kids.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Pre emptive deflections often come off as weird.

I would say on gaf they are a borderline necessity.

 

[Raistlin]

She's been a bad, bad girl.

if only this was the 1st post

 

[CrankyJay]

She's been a bad, bad girl.

How the fuck is this not the first reply?

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I kinda want that shirt.

 

[lethial]

Oh Fiona, why'd you do it, what'd you that for?

 

[Taco_Human]

All this for 4 grams of hash and 4 grams of weed.


Guess I'm never going to texas. I'd be considered worse than a felon too.

 

[Darth Pinche]

Fiona Apple...5 feet tall... I smell stealth viral advertising for the iPhone5 release today.

 

[TheContact]

Good thing she's in jail. She could have gone psycho and murdered the whole town...sigh...