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[Ferrio]

I think i have a new goal, just ask random weird questions.

First up "What animal would you have sex with" inspired by the terrorist's law thread on gaf.

 

[Avixph]

I think i have a new goal, just ask random weird questions.

First up "What animal would you have sex with" inspired by the terrorist's law thread on gaf.

You should take a pic of a dolphin and caption it with your question.

 

[Rainbow In The Dark]

Woah GAF, it worked.

 

[andymcc]

i just had my first gaffer experience with this app...

 

[Avixph]

Woah GAF, it worked.

Hmm.

 

[Master Yoshi]

When pls respond actually works!

 

[Symphonia]

Hamster on head.

Ask to see her hamster (duh)

Tell her it's your turn to make her choke on something. Then make something up that she's not expecting and then accuse her of being a dirty sod.

Got her number instead.

Not as good as hamster on head, but it'll do.

 

[Chopper]

I get alot of blank photos with suggestive captions. I don't know if it's glitching out, or if it's just heavily moderated.

 

[Newlove]

Pls respond...pls..p...pls.

 

[studyguy]

Signed up, sent something out.
Got a response of "Fuck You"

This is why you can't talk to em stans.

 

[Oxn]

Hey it does work

 

[3Sixty]

Just had some French bird finger banging the shit out of herself.

 

[Chopper]

Just had some French bird finger banging the shit out of herself.

Haha. Awesome.

 

[Avixph]

Just had some French bird finger banging the shit out of herself.

What? Birds don't have fingers.

 

[BorganXI]

Sent out a pic of my kids' lego blocks all over the pool table. Got a response and then asked how old I was.

Me: 37
Her: Oh, that's old!

Lol, Some 15 old girl from UK... Nice to talk to tho.

 

[Newlove]

I'm not sure what kind of responses this girl was expecting.

 

[lightus]

My new past time is replying with the same pose.

 

[vehn]

Just had some guy stick his two fingers into his asshole and start opening it a little bit, goatse style. Why couldn't I lift my finger to stop watching it

 

[Robotguy]

What? Birds don't have fingers.

Then where do chicken fingers come from?

 

[Ferrio]

Just had some guy stick his two fingers into his asshole and start opening it a little bit, goatse style. Why couldn't I lift my finger to stop watching it

The french bird?

 

[Avixph]

Just had some guy stick his two fingers into his asshole and start opening it a little bit, goatse style. Why couldn't I lift my finger to stop watching it

Because deep down you liked it.

Then where do chicken fingers come from?

I don't know.

 

[studyguy]

Blacked out images?
Are they moderating this?

 

[Chopper]

Blacked out images?
Are they moderating this?

Yeah, I get alot of these too. I guess they are.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Blacked out images?
Are they moderating this?

Like, completely black? I've gotten a few, I just assumed people were taking black pictures.

 

[Robotguy]

Blacked out images?
Are they moderating this?

Probably.
How else can we explain the relative lack of dick pics?

 

[Avixph]

Blacked out images?
Are they moderating this?

I think people are just covering their camera lense when taking a picture.

 

[Robotguy]

I think people are just covering their camera lense when taking a picture.

Yeah, I've come across several where this is definitely the case.

 

[Oxn]

Dude, Im asking for feet shots and Im getting them.

 

[AcridMeat]

My new past time is replying with the same pose.

This is what I've been doing too, and playing off of their captions as well.

(Cont.)
"Because ur Peter"
"I'm sorry Amy it's really me I was trying to hide from you. But I've learned my lesson will you forgive me friend."
"Oh okay."

 

[Pifje]

There was one vulva. So that's pretty cool. Nothing else exciting so far.

 

[Avixph]

There was one vulva. So that's pretty cool. Nothing else exciting so far.

What's that?

 

[Robotguy]

What's that?

A Swedish Car.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Haven't seen anything indecent but the app is kind of fun. Having short, often humorous interactions with people across the globe reminds of of pen pals from school.

 

[Tevious]

My experience so far: Lots of selfies and some random messages; usually people just saying hi. I did have one crotch shot of some guy in orange shorts and one thong shot of some chick. I'm a bit hesitant to open pics or videos from people with male names, just in case its a dick pic. I had a couple brief chats with people who replied to me. I sent out one message and some guy replied back "Tits". I was tempted to reply back with my manly nipples, but didn't bother to.

 

[Avixph]

A Swedish Car.

That's cool.

 

[Cow Mengde]

What's the best way to capture my penis's good side?

 

[Tonkse]

What's the best way to capture my penis's good side?

From below. 100%

 

[Oersted]

Soo many tattoed guys

 

[Ryaaan14]

This app is like good

 

[Regret Upon Approval]

Send picture with a male name. No replies.

Send same picture with a female name. Three replies.

dis be fun

To be fair.
When most of the received flings are male selfies, you are going to start selecting against them.

 

[Keyser Soze]

BATHS ARE A THING IT SEEMS

BATHS EVERYWHERE

 

[Cow Mengde]

I just flinged a plastic dolphin!

 

[Ferrio]

Uhhh anyone get the "bellybutton" girl? I don't know what the fuck is happening.

 

[Sou Da]

Signed up, sent something out.
Got a response of "Fuck You"

This is why you can't talk to em stans.

Does studygirl know about these strange men you chatting up brah?

 

[Ryaaan14]

Uhhh anyone get the "bellybutton" girl? I don't know what the fuck is happening.

You say this like there's only 100 people using the app and 1 sending belly button pics

 

[Regret Upon Approval]

Uh, things from my inbox are just disappearing.

 

[Avixph]

Uh, things from my inbox are just disappearing.

It was probably because the people that sent you flings got reported and banned.

 

[jimmythepage]

First messages I see

GEORGE : wanna chat?
BOOBSFORMYDICK: (I did not even open the message)

That's not a great start if I must say

 

[Azure Dream]

An entire social network of people shouting "IS ANYBODY THERE?"

 

[Oxn]

I dont open any messages that isnt a pic or video. Those are not fun.