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[Pankratous]

Terrified it's gonna be a dick pic every time I get a guys name.

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

If anyone gets a pic of Bob Saget, let me know

 

[v1lla21]

Terrified it's gonna be a dick pic every time I get a guys name.

I just got a guy from Ukraine with a ruler next to his dick.

 

[Ferrio]

I just got a guy from Ukraine with a ruler next to his dick.

and?

 

[Barbacoatl]

Whoa... Just got a video with a pregnant lady and you can hear the baby moving around! It was so cool!

I have the weirdest boner.

 

[NeoRausch]

and?

It's a ruler!!

 

[Ben Morales]

I have the weirdest boner.

I do too...

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

I just got a guy from Ukraine with a ruler next to his dick.

Was it all it was measured out to be?

 

[v1lla21]

and?

I sent him a picture of me squinting.

Every time I get a thirsty motherfucker from now on, I'm going to reply with my face.

Oh, it was 14.5 cm.

 

[CharmingCharlie]

I just read the blurb for fling on the play store :-

Step 1. Take a picture, video or write a message. It could be about a beautiful sunset, a marriage or a zombie apocalypse.

The writer of that has way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much faith in humanity.

 

[NeoRausch]

I sent him a picture of me squinting.

Every time I get a thirsty motherfucker from now on, I'm going to reply with my face.

Best idea?
Best idea!

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

I just read the blurb for fling on the play store :-



The writer of that has way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much faith in humanity.

Step 1. Take a picture, video or write a message. It could be a beautiful pair of tits, a video of a pregnant chick (You'll get a boner of course), or a dick. Probably a dick. Actually, just download to see dick pics

 

[Horseress]

I've been so lucky not having any dick pics on my way since I started Fling....I just know I'll get like 10 in a row any time soon

 

[Ferrio]

I sent him a picture of me squinting.

Every time I get a thirsty motherfucker from now on, I'm going to reply with my face.

Oh, it was 14.5 cm.

I just take pictures of my hair man boobs when they ask for boobs.


Though man this app would be so much cooler if I was gay.

 

[EndlessSky]

Why is it whenever I send a fling, like less than 10 go to the US and most of them are in the UK? Also, from my polling, 99% of people, male and female, rather have sex with a dolphin than a frog. With multiple people saying because the dolphin will enjoy it more.

 

[Pankratous]

received fling from "18cm_reply_if_you_interested"

message - "you interested?"

NAH.

 

[v1lla21]

I just take pictures of my hair man boobs when they ask for boobs.


Though man this app would be so much cooler if I was gay.

Lmao I do the same if they ask for boobs.

Yeah it would.

 

[Oersted]

Got my first disgusting pic. It was a nice run.

 

[Robotguy]

I just read the blurb for fling on the play store :-



The writer of that has way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much faith in humanity.

And Firefox's example use-case for private browsing was shopping for a birthday present.
They know what people are going to be doing with these services, but they're not going to just come out and say it.

 

[Ferrio]

Got my first disgusting pic. It was a nice run.

What was it?

Got my first boobs with nipple barbells. Into favorites you go.

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

Only guy who's sent me something. Not even mad.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Why is it whenever I send a fling, like less than 10 go to the US and most of them are in the UK? Also, from my polling, 99% of people, male and female, rather have sex with a dolphin than a frog. With multiple people saying because the dolphin will enjoy it more.

Seems like this is mainly a European app. Lots of Netherlands showing up for me.

 

[Robotguy]

Why is it whenever I send a fling, like less than 10 go to the US and most of them are in the UK? Also, from my polling, 99% of people, male and female, rather have sex with a dolphin than a frog. With multiple people saying because the dolphin will enjoy it more.

Based on what I, and others have observed most of this apps users are in Europe, and since flings are sent out at random most of them are going to end up in Europe somewhere.

Vigilentwalrus redeemed.

 

[Chariot]

What's with people sending videos of their tv with a football game. Who's playing right now that is that important?

 

[Ben Morales]

Some dude from the Netherlands named "mm" keeps sending a text that just says "chubby?". 😂

 

[NeoRausch]

We are in Europe.
This is Football.

The end!

 

[Pankratous]

According to my polling, more people would in fact rather have fingers for toes than toes for fingers.

 

[v1lla21]

Some dude from the Netherlands named "mm" keeps sending a text that just says "chubby?". 😂

I keep getting him too


Talking to some Egyptian guy who is mad because there's no light where he is at. Lol.

 

[Robotguy]

According to my polling, more people would in fact rather have fingers for toes than toes for fingers.

I can agree with that.

 

[Oersted]

What was it?

Got my first boobs with nipple barbells. Into favorites you go.

Fingers out of... you can guess.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

God, this is going to destroy my productivity.

How many flings are you guys getting on average? Doesn't seem like I'm getting very many at all.

 

[bronk]

Protip: Do not open anything if person has an eggplant emoji in their name.

Spoiler

unless you specifically want dick pics

 

[v1lla21]

God, this is going to destroy my productivity.

How many flings are you guys getting on average? Doesn't seem like I'm getting very many at all.

One every two minutes.

Which one of you is Bob?

 

[Chariot]

God, this is going to destroy my productivity.

How many flings are you guys getting on average? Doesn't seem like I'm getting very many at all.

I get like 20 in an hour.

 

[Pankratous]

One every two minutes.

Which one of you is Bob?

I'm getting one like every ten minutes. Lame.

 

[Dead Prince]

I'm getting one like every ten minutes. Lame.

If you really want some I'll spam.

 

[Oersted]

One every two minutes.

Which one of you is Bob?

Same

 

[Netprints]

If you really want some I'll spam.

I did a couple.

 

[Newlove]

Thought I'd reply to people taking selfies and wanting girls to respond with this:

Haha.

 

[MikeDip]

Some dude from the Netherlands named "mm" keeps sending a text that just says "chubby?". 😂

This is legit scary. Good way to start a horror story, I might take this.

 

[Switch Back 9]

How do you empty the inbox?

 

[NeoRausch]

How do you empty the inbox?

Your don't?

Spoiler

Swipe the message to the right. But beware: only sweeping a bit reports the other user.

 

[v1lla21]

Your don't?

Spoiler

Swipe the message to the right. But beware: only sweeping a bit reports the other user.

Not really, you have to confirm first. At least on android.

 

[NeoRausch]

Not really, you have to confirm first. At least on android.

It's just one tap away!

 

[Switch Back 9]

Cheers!!

Spoiler

So many dudes!

 

[BGBW]

The fling animation doesn't seem to work for me. It goes goes into the map and nothing. Letting go just brings me back to my picture. Does double tapping send it as well or I'm I just closing the photo?

 

[v1lla21]

The fling animation doesn't seem to work for me. It goes goes into the map and nothing. Letting go just brings me back to my picture. Does double tapping send it as well or I'm I just closing the photo?

Don't swipe all the way. The same thing was happening to me.

 

[BGBW]

Don't swipe all the way. The same thing was happening to me.

Thanks. Finally got it to work.

 

[lightus]

This is what I've been doing too, and playing off of their captions as well.

(Cont.)
"Because ur Peter"
"I'm sorry Amy it's really me I was trying to hide from you. But I've learned my lesson will you forgive me friend."
"Oh okay."

I knew there was a reason I loved you. Thanks for reminding me.

 

[NeoRausch]

The fling animation doesn't seem to work for me. It goes goes into the map and nothing. Letting go just brings me back to my picture. Does double tapping send it as well or I'm I just closing the photo?

Not kidding, you have to fling/flick it. Every okayed rhythm heaven on the DS?
Same problem!