If you pay for shipping from Germany and post a funny joke, you can take what you want.
Have all of these been claimed yet? If not:
Three men wake up in the jungle to find themselves captured by cannibals. The cannibal leader tells them: 'We may be cannibals, but we're decent enough to give you a chance. Fetch me five fruits, and I'll tell you what to do when you get back'.
So the men go out into the jungle to find fruit.
The first man returns with five bananas, and asks the cannibals what he should do next. The leader replies, 'Now, shove all those bananas up your arse. If you don't laugh while doing it, we'll let you free'. The man is appalled, but has no choice but to comply. So he starts laboriously shoving the bananas up his butt. One banana, two bananas... But it's too much for him, and he can't hold his laughter in any more. The cannibal leader apologises, and has his henchmen lead the unfortunate soul away.
The second man returns clutching five oranges. The cannibal leader makes the same request, and the man grimaces, but puts on a steely face and starts with the horrible task. As he inserts further oranges into his rectum, the cannibals look on in awe - the man isn't cowed at all, and his face is as straight as ever. Even the leader looks impressed. The man grabs the fifth orange, and starts pushing it in... but then suddenly bursts out in maniacal laughter. The cannibal leader is taken aback, and once again, apologises to the poor guy. But before he has him taken away, the leader asks: 'I'm just curious, you managed to hold on so long. What made you crack right at the end?'. The man replies, 'I just saw someone with their arms full of pineapples!'
Hopefully this will make someone laugh