Really? Wow congrats! I'll post some translations then.
Time stamps based on this version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtqfiDAYCO4
26:28: Caramel? What does this have to do with caramel?
27:21: *after dying* But he told me to enjoy this...
27:27: This course is pretty long. Maybe there's a shortcut somewhere.
28:23: (Narrator: Now for the the tricky part) Don't need the 1up. *finds dead end* Ah, nothing. Just a pit. *Jumping over the spikes* Need baby jumps. *reaches top of the spikes* Justin, this course is long! *hits the vine block* What? I gotta climb that?? *hits Spiny* There was no room! ... Nice work, Justin!
29:30: (He was about to say something but he trailed off and didn't finish the sentence. I'm just mentioning because he said your name.)
30:17: *Reaches space to left of note blocks* Anything over here--nothing! Tricked me.
30:50: (Narrator: Now the real test) Here we go... What's that flower thing? (I can only imagine he's talking about a curled Spiny or one of the spikes flying down) I gotta try to angle myself away from those triangle things. *climbs up* (Narrator: Can he make it? Will he make it?) *reaches WOW coins* Did I make it? *hits spiny* Ah! There's still something! Goal! Got it! Yeah I did it Justin! Did you see it Justin? ... He's probably watching. On Youtube or something.