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[The Technomancer]

Jonathan Blow are combining Braid with Zelda. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title.

Nooooooo I don't want to have to buy an Xbone

 

[Birathen]

Day One.

Its over! Nintendo gone third party! D:

 

[Brofield]

EA are combining Killzone with Forza. The twist? It's the world's first 5D game.

...Why the hell does that actually sound plausible?

 

[Qurupeke]

Retro Studios are combining Starfox with Metroid. The twist? It's DLC Only.

Metroid x Starfox is real o.o

 

[Alienous]

Infinity Ward are combining Starfox with Journey. The twist? It's only available after 4am in France.

I think Microsoft teased this game at the Xbox One reveal

 

[T.O.P]

Atlus are combining Metroid with Solitaire. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title

System seller right there

 

[Comandr]

Nintendo are combining Mass Effect with Metroid. The twist? It's released as episodic adventures.

Would buy.

In my VEINS.

 

[robotnik]

I think Microsoft teased this game at the Xbox One reveal

It's only available after 4am in France.

Contradiction!

 

[Wyndstryker]

"Two founding members of id are combining Minesweeper with Rez. The twist? It's the world's first 5D game."

I just burst out laughing at this one.

 

[Kikarian]

Codemasters are combining Mario with Sonic. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One.

Haha.

 

[Riposte]

The twist the twist the twist the twist the twist

 

[Paradicia]

Jonathan Blow are combining Mass Effect with Sonic. The twist? It's an expansion for Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[Sleepy]

Jonathan Blow is combining Duke Nukem with Call of Duty. The twist? It's merging the two worlds in a multiverse beat-em up.

This would be fucking awesome.

 

[-x.Red.x-]

Nintendo are combining Final Fight with Half-Life. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

wat. yes for wii u pls

 

[Cody_D165]

Infinity Ward are combining Call of Duty with Resident Evil. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

FUCKING LOL

 

[Raticus79]

Retro Studios are combining Minesweeper with Street Fighter. The twist? It's going to use DirectX13.

Sweeping bird KICK! lol

 

[ULTROS!]

Nintendo are combining Doom with Doom. The twist? It's being funded via Kickstarter.

lol

 

[Finalow]

lol, really nice.
the best one I got so far, totally legit

Sega are combining Transformers with Metroid. The twist? It's being written by JJ Abrahms.

 

[Alienous]

The ghosts of Silicon Knights are combining Forza with Braid. The twist? It's the latest entry in Ubisoft's 'Imagine' series.

That one made be lol.

Jonathan Blow are combining Metroid with Journey. The twist? It's a F2P iOS title.

I would play this.

 

[Paradicia]

Codemasters are combining Call of Juarez with Farming Simulator. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

hahaha

 

[Dereck]

FROM SOFTWARE are combining Braid with Professor Layton. The twist? It's only for Amiga.

 

[Accoun]

Some guys who made ExciteTruck are combining Duke Nukem with Suikoden. The twist? It's being funded via Kickstarter.

Atlus are combining Batman with Apple Jack. The twist? It's going to use DirectX13.

The ghosts of Silicon Knights are combining Minesweeper with IK Plus. The twist? It's technically a new version of Android

...I don't even.

Nintendo are combining Call of Juarez with Kung-Fu. The twist? It's westernized for a western audience.

The Behemoth are combining Killzone with Mass Effect. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title.

Nintendo are combining Zelda with Bayonetta. The twist? It's going to feature Bayonetta.

Two founding members of id are combining Suikoden with Metroid. The twist? It's being funded via Kickstarter.

...Id love to kickstart it, actually.

Two founding members of id are combining Minesweeper with Rez. The twist? It's going to use DirectX13.

MAKE IT GODDAMIT!

Two founding members of id are combining Bayonetta with Final Fight. The twist? It's only for Amiga.

Two founding members of id have the best ideas.

The Behemoth are combining Dark Souls with Quake. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive.

The creators of Minesweeper are combining Suikoden with Mass Effect. The twist? It's a F2P iOS title.

fghjklkjhgfdsa

FROM SOFTWARE are combining Forza with Half-Life. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive.

This shit is addicting, man.

Peter Molyneux are combining Zelda with Zelda. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

Sega are combining Metroid with Final Fight. The twist? It's being funded via Kickstarter.

Peter Molyneux are combining Forza with IK Plus. The twist? It's what's inside Molyneux's Cube.

Makes perfect sense.

EA are combining Dark Souls with Solitaire. The twist? It's released as episodic adventures.

I clicked it too much times.

Atlus are combining Batman with Batman. The twist? It's released as episodic adventures.

Sega are combining Vanquish with Quake. The twist? It's an expansion for Duke Nukem Forever.

Capcom are combining Final Fight with Professor Layton. The twist? It's only available after 4am in France.

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!

 

[digoutyoursoul]

ATARI are set to be reborn with a new handheld called Panther. Konami, Capcom and Sega have already signed up to make exclusive games for the platform which is said to have Vita type hardware capabilities along with three touch screens and a robust online infrastructure code named " Zoo Boo".

 

[Poltergust]

EA are combining Call of Duty with Call of Duty. The twist? It's westernized for a western audience.

Haha, so much redundancy.

 

[Raticus79]

This calls for a Photoshop thread!

...

Crytek are combining Professor Layton with Sonic. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

My skills are not up to this challenge

 

[neto]

Hahaha this reminds me of the ign story generator

 

[Flame Lord]

Atlus are combining Braid with Journey. The twist? It's only for Amiga.

Actually lol'd at this one.

 

[Acosta]

Best page ever!

Retro Studios are combining Quake with Vanquish. The twist? It's going to use DirectX13.

Day One!

 

[vctor182]

Crytek are combining Transformers with Killzone. The twist? It's going to feature Bayonetta.

 

[EvilMario]

Crytek are combining Dark Souls with Duke Nukem. The twist? It's being written by JJ Abrahms.

...

 

[Diablohead]

Oh snap son:

Atlus are combining Metroid with Quake. The twist? It's a F2P iOS title.

#ahshit

 

[Alienous]

Oh snap son:

Atlus are combining Metroid with Quake. The twist? It's a F2P iOS title.

#ahshit

Does that encroach on your territory a little bit?

 

[Diablohead]

Does that encroach on your territory a little bit?

I don't need big name rivals to kill sales of my title

 

[TheLight]

Codemasters are combining Bayonetta with Sonic. The twist? It's westernized for a western audience.

woah...

 

[curlycare]

Ingenious!

Techland are combining Bayonetta with Vanquish. The twist? It's westernized for a western audience.

Sega are combining Bayonetta with Bayonetta. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One.

 

[Riggs]

Microsoft is combining horrible draconian DRM schemes with Xbox one.

Oh wait ...

Sorry lol.

 

[kamspy]

Jonathan Blow are combining Killzone with Dark Souls. The twist? It's the latest entry in Ubisoft's 'Imagine' series.

I would play this.

 

[kogasu]

This is great.

First three I got:

Two founding members of id are combining Mass Effect with Farming Simulator. The twist? It's only for Amiga.

Eh....?

Capcom are combining Space Team with Resident Evil. The twist? It's only for Amiga

Amiga's coming back heh.

Nintendo are combining Zelda with Starfox. The twist? It's technically a new version of Android.

Ok...

Wow the last two companies are right heh. It's almost half believable.

 

[takriel]

RARE are combining Batman with Half-Life. The twist? It's Shenmue 3

Hmm.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

A group of game jammers are combining Farming Simulator with Depression Quest. The twist? It's controlled using 'virtual dildonics'

I win.

 

[Woorloog]

"EA are combining Final Fight with Call of Duty. The twist? It's merging the two worlds in a multiverse beat-em up."
:lol

 

[Kerub]

EA are combining Call of Duty with Murder Dog IV. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title

SUCH AN ODD COINCIDENCE

 

[takriel]

Nintendo are combining Mass Effect with Resident Evil. The twist? It's merging the two worlds in a multiverse beat-em up

I'd like that actually!

 

[Rainbow In The Dark]

Infinity Ward are combining Call of Duty with Nintendogs. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One.

This website knows what's up.

 

[Kerub]

This website knows what's up.

SUCH AN ODD COINCIDENCE

They are really on to something!

 

[Foxix Von]

Team Sonic are combining Solitaire with Hungry Hungry Hippos. The twist? It's Shenmue 3

Holy crap. This one is actually believable.

 

[Ninja Moomin]

http://midnightresistance.co.uk/articles/game-rumour-generator

some of the "rumours" it just gave me.,.







lol... (ok after a while the generated rumours are just to much alike, but still... this might be used to become a Game Journalist)

Might as well be reading Kotaku.

 

[McNum]

Let's try this thing.

A group of game jammers are combining Vanquish with Call of Duty. The twist? It's Shenmue 3

I'm not sure that's how Shenmue plays.

Sega are combining Batman with Phoenix Wright. The twist? It's playable on Dreamcast VMUs

Batman and Phoenix Wright? Do want.

Guerrilla Games are combining Braid with Vanquish. The twist? It's a dating sim

Braidquish, the dating sim. That works... and yet is really wrong.

Silly generator, but it's fun.

 

[Mister_Bubbles]

Codemasters are combining Mario with Metroid. The twist? It's a documentary about the founding of Polygon

Hah!

 

[ZeroAKA]

Team ICO are combining Dark Souls with Legend of Zelda. The twist? It's what's inside Molyneux's Cube

We have to hurry up the progress.