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[spermatic cord]

finally i can play halo reach and 5 shot bk's with big beautiful black women across the world. how much to organize a big team party?

 

[VAIL]

I have to admit this one is attractive to me. Tattoos, piercings, and oddly colored hair with oddly colored highlights.

Young Jane Lynch?

 

[Gravijah]

Someone really should tell her she's doing it wrong.

Yes, who wants to be the one to tell the crazy lady licking the knife that she's wrong?

 

[IamMattFox]

Yes, who wants to be the one to tell the crazy lady licking the knife that she's wrong?

Well, I might be totally off base here, but I doubt many guys are going to be interested in the crazy lady licking the knife. I think she'd appreciate the tip and possible boost in revenue she'd receive from it.

 

[AlexMogil]

How about this one? You can face off against a pair of tits...

Evony?

 

[pje122]

What in the fuck!

D: Help!

 

[Gravijah]

Well, I might be totally off base here, but I doubt many guys are going to be interested in the crazy lady licking the knife. I think she'd appreciate the tip and possible boost in revenue she'd receive from it.

One word: Cabella's

 

[N4Us]

"1000 for bra and panty, 1500 for topless, 2000 for nudie" is in her bio.

Seems like a solid game service to me!

That's actually gamerscore price, not ms points.

If she looks at your profile and sees that you have less than 100G in Paperboy, she laughs at you and leaves party chat.

 

[SapientWolf]

Well, I might be totally off base here, but I doubt many guys are going to be interested in the crazy lady licking the knife. I think she'd appreciate the tip and possible boost in revenue she'd receive from it.

I think she'd appreciate putting the tip of her knife in someone and the boost in pleasure she'd receive from it.

 

[Meeru]

holy **** im starting to understand how some girls can get guyish

 

[mollipen]

You know waaaay too much about this

What? Just because I came recognize and name people like Magibon, Creepychan, Applemilk1988, Boxxy, Linetrap... okay maybe you're right.

 

[nbraun80]

would...

here's another one of her...really you opened up paint and typed FTW, that must mean you like games!! Awesome!! ha

 

[Hylian7]

What's with the orange girl?

More importantly, why does her hair look like it's plastic or metal, or both?

Stuff like this site is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Momo]

oh dear god :lol

 

[Femmeworth]

Is this a cam site in disguise?

 

[Rikyfree]

This is completely...

<3 <3 <3

Holy shit. I think I went to high school with that girl! :lol :lol

 

[nbraun80]

Ok, if this guy can make money on this site so can anyone. Someone here must make a profile, and let us know how it goes....ha

also his bio is crazy:
"I am a unashamed triumphalist male battling against those hopeless romantic tendencies with the wit of a chatroom full of infinite smoking Bonobos on an infinite number of keyboards. Will I bore you? Probably not. Do I care? Probably too much. As for the why? Try too play a few games with me and figure it out with me.

With that in mind I enjoy being tested by a huge frontal lobe and hyperactive Broca's area in cute casings. I struggle often against the urge to become another cosmetically enhanced surface of geek products. You know? Too many boxes of old toys, comics, and plastic electronics to keep and never enough shelf space for them. And how come tables never have drawers anymore?

Within the realm of gameplay I often have a liking for various flavors of the month to fill my daily ADHD-Digital fix. Red Dead Co-Op, Castle Crashers, Halos, and Borderlands are always good for those aggressive times and moods. The casual games though…

Anyways, I'm always interested in some vibrant conversation, flirting, and foreplay, oops I meant gameplay."

 

[hitsugi]

how is this site still relevant.. to anyone?

 

[plasmasd]

Awesome! I now know how I can pay for that hospital bill! :lol

 

[manzo]

omg...

Dem tittays

I could swim for days between those

 

[Baller. PhD]

fuck

 

[hamchan]

So do we get to choose the game?

 

[SapientWolf]

Dem tittays

I could swim for days between those

I think those buoys would sink when they're released, if you know what I mean.

 

[Augemitbutter]

Dem tittays

I could swim for days between those

don't do it, you will disappear.

I have to admit this one is attractive to me. Tattoos, piercings, and oddly colored hair with oddly colored highlights.

i think she looks allright and isn't terribly shopped like other pics in here. not too young and not too old, i'd date her. but not through this kind of way :lol

 

[John Rabbit]

whoever painted a layer in dark orange and changed the blend mode to "color burn" on that poor girl should be fired.

 

[Whimsical Phil]

I'm getting a real 1-900-OK-FACE vibe from this service.

 

[hamchan]

We should totally make a booking with the oompa loompa lady.

 

[Tobiasboon]

Holy shit, she dyed her eyebrows. People do that? I wonder if she dyed her... No. She couldn't have.

...Could she?!

http://www.minikinicolour.com/

Believe.

 

[Visualante]

Hmmm...

 

[Lost Fragment]

Hmmm...

Sweet, I've always wanted to see a kabuki dancer's tits.

 

[Foxix Von]

Not quite this desperate.

Not yet.

 

[owlbeak]

So wait.....people pay these girls to play games with them? :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol You have got to be shitting me. What sorry soul would waste their money on this?

notsureifserious.gif @ this website.

 

[M_A_C]

I have to admit this one is attractive to me. Tattoos, piercings, and oddly colored hair with oddly colored highlights.

She'll never be able to play Kenect with that untidy floor!

 

[Sixfortyfive]

What? Just because I came

lol

 

[Slayer-33]

What the fuck is this shit . Picard.

 

[RustyO]

:lol @ everything

Waiting for user feedback from the gaffer who's going to take one for the team.

 

[perfectchaos007]

so....has anyone done this yet? impressions?

edit: beat by the post above me I didn't notice

 

[Haunted]

Dem tittays

I could swim for days between those

 

[OMG Aero]

I think the best thing about this website is that if you can now play games with dead multiplayer modes by paying people to do it.

Spoiler

Finally I can get those multiplayer Overlord achievements.

 

[danmaku]

ITT: some of the worst tattoos ever.

 

[ChronicleX]

She'll never be able to play Kenect with that untidy floor!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Zeouterlimits]

A GAF prank group could have good fun with this.
Utter waste of money though.

 

[Tarin02543]

omg...

Is that the Zelda TP worldmap?

 

[Gravijah]

Is that the Zelda TP worldmap?

I wonder what would happen to that tattoo if she lost a lot of weight.

 

[enemyairship]

This reminds me about those 1-900 commercials you often see on TV.

 

[panda21]

youmakekittyscared.gif

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Biggest waste of money ever.

There are females on XBL. Run into at least one or two cool chicks a week.

Matter of fact...

Take the cash, go to the strip club, get a lap dance, actually see the girl naked, extra tip for motorboat, profit.

What games are you playing? Seems like you could go months without encountering a woman on XBL.

 

[panda21]

Run into at least one or two cool chicks a week.

ouch, sounds painful.

 

[Dennis]

Ridiculous

 

[Lost Fragment]

ouch, sounds painful.

This made me laugh way more than it should've :lol