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The Take Out Bandit

Member
Shin Johnpv said:
What in the fuck!

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o_O
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Yoshiaki Kawajiri villainess!?

Hylian7 said:
More importantly, why does her hair look like it's plastic or metal, or both?

Stuff like this site is why we can't have nice things.
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I'm blaming the Unreal Engine.

Unfortunately she's the first one that caught my eye.

natedog4000 said:
Ok, if this guy can make money on this site so can anyone. Someone here must make a profile, and let us know how it goes....ha
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Well, now we know how bjork is funding his move back to Hawaii.
 
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SmokyDave

Member
This is a bit grim. If you arrive at this point in your life, just murder a hooker and then off yourself.

I'd totally hit the orange girl in the OP though, she's fine. Not fine enough to pay for the privilege but far too fine to get pissy about skin tone.
 
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SlaughterX

Banned
mugurumakensei said:
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I have to admit this one is attractive to me. Tattoos, piercings, and oddly colored hair with oddly colored highlights.
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Dirty underwear on the floor... next to a bird cage. I bet her place smells nice and ripe, couldn't imagine how she smells. Nothing worse than a stank pussy, that's one sure fire way to kill an boner for me.
 
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jim-jam bongs

Member
Excuse me gentlemen but I have been informed that there are people with vaginas who play video games and I would very much like to exchange money to learn more about this phenomenon.
 
manzo

manzo

Member
SapientWolf said:
I think those buoys would sink when they're released, if you know what I mean.
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I won't be needin' a life raft where I'm sinking with them, if you know what I mean.
 
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wrowa

Member
Lol, lurking the chats is awesome:

ari: well ill definitely get some creds soon .. i just got in yesterday
dolceandbanana: no worriesd
olceandbanana: some girls are taking this too serious aswell haha
ari: we shall then game :)
dolceandbanana: like only chattign to ppl if they pay and blablabla
dolceandbanana: but im more chilled haha this is just my xbox game funds haha
dolceandbanana: not my job haha

What's funny about that? This is her pic:
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And if you ask me, that pretty much looks like "taking this too serious" :lol
 
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Pinko Marx

Banned
There are some real hotties on this website.
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Not that I'd pay to play VIDEO GAMES with any of these broads, just to see them naked over webcam.
I get my nudes the old fashioned way: Lurking RP chatrooms as FF characters.

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Fucking WOULD. All day, errday.
 
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FoxSpirit

Junior Member
Pinko Marx said:
Not that I'd pay to play VIDEO GAMES with any of these broads, just to see them naked over webcam.
I get my nudes the old fashioned way: Lurking RP chatrooms as FF characters.
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Wait, wait, I thought they came over to your place to play?
Webcam? WTF? :lol
 
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Pinko Marx

Banned
FoxSpirit said:
Wait, wait, I thought they came over to your place to play?
Webcam? WTF? :lol
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Thats my understanding of it. You just play with these girls over XBL or PSN or what have you as you watch them on webcam. Play hard enough, get enough high scores, you may get lucky, you sly dog.
 
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Ricker

Member
FoxSpirit said:
Wait, wait, I thought they came over to your place to play?
Webcam? WTF? :lol
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Dude ;) what do you think is happening here hehe....probably 400 MS points a minute :p :lol
 
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Jack Random

Member
so this is essentially a virtual hostess club where you pay women to play games with you instead of pouring you drinks?

Edit: and they said westerners wouldn't understand the hostess concept in Yak3
 
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Keyser Soze

Member
If I could be bothered, I would start checking talent agency around wherever this company is located, as I am sure most of the decent looking girls are actress that just posed for pics as advertisements.

PS: Whole thing = wut
 
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DidntKnowJack

Member
SlaughterX said:
Dirty underwear on the floor... next to a bird cage. I bet her place smells nice and ripe, couldn't imagine how she smells. Nothing worse than a stank pussy, that's one sure fire way to kill an boner for me.
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:lol Wow.
 
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coopolon

Member
caramelbread said:
Disclaimer:
i don't mind playing in my skivvies, bikini or dressing up for you but i'm not going to get naked!
BUT, with that said, what you want to do on your side of the camera is completely up to you and i wont stop you! >_^

let's play some rockband because i'll kick your butt!
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At least she's up front with her limits.

If I could be bothered, I would start checking talent agency around wherever this company is located, as I am sure most of the decent looking girls are actress that just posed for pics as advertisements.

PS: Whole thing = wut
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I thought that too, but to actually get paid they have to do the webcams don't they?
 
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Barrett2

Member
I would love a transcript of the conversations during play sessions. That must be some of the loneliest shit ever. You would exhaust the ink cartridge just printing out all the mouthbreathing noises alone.
 
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TheExodu5

Banned
SlaughterX said:
Dirty underwear on the floor... next to a bird cage. I bet her place smells nice and ripe, couldn't imagine how she smells. Nothing worse than a stank pussy, that's one sure fire way to kill an boner for me.
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Stank is a conjugated verb, not an adjective.
 
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2San

Member
Here I was making fun of those crazy Japanese and their cabarets(Hostess bars). This is way crazier. :lol
 
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OrangeYouGlad

Banned
I'm tempted to create a profile. Then again, I can't imagine the kind of people that would want to play with a 25 year old skinny blonde kid that could pass for 16-18.
 
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zlatko

Banned
Shin Johnpv said:
What in the fuck!

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LMFAOROFL! I bet she uses Commando Pro in Modern Warfare 2 and has racked up all her kills from knife kills and throwing tactical knives.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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dragonballjoseph

Member
wrowa said:
Lol, lurking the chats is awesome:

ari: well ill definitely get some creds soon .. i just got in yesterday
dolceandbanana: no worriesd
olceandbanana: some girls are taking this too serious aswell haha
ari: we shall then game :)
dolceandbanana: like only chattign to ppl if they pay and blablabla
dolceandbanana: but im more chilled haha this is just my xbox game funds haha
dolceandbanana: not my job haha

What's funny about that? This is her pic:
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And if you ask me, that pretty much looks like "taking this too serious" :lol
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Nah. She ain't serious. She's displaying a copy of Vanilla Street Fighter 4.
 
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ElectricThunder

Member
....

Strange times ahead indeed at this rate. Simply amazing that this actually came to pass and will likely be a profitable operation that preys upon people with too much money and too little sense/self-respect. :lol
 
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