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[shuri]

Your English is fine to me.

Your French though, that could use some work.

haha yeah but how I speak french on the ga chatroom is convulted on purpose so that other people cant understand us using online translators. My french is perfect usually

edit:
The ga chatroom does not exists. It's a myth

 

[Red Scarlet]

:lol shot down.

 

[broadwayrock]

 

[Stench]

The video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd1eLLksnxs (lame)

How fucking full of yourself do you have to be to make something like this?

Her 15 minutes are up. Like... NOW.

 

[Red Scarlet]

She's the star now..leaving everyone else behind.

 

[OmegaRed]

I bet this is what she wanted. Pretty soon, she'll launch her own show and take the entire Gamelife Fanbase with her.

 

[Eel O'Brian]

Matlock virally markets his jealousy across the internets:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1875659&highlight=

 

[Stench]

She's the star now..leaving everyone else behind.

I bet she masturbates to pictures of herself.

Good job feeding her ego, guys. She's like that fuckin' mutant thing at the end of "Akira".

KANEDAAAAAA

 

[jarosh]

 

[Roders5]

Holy shit you guys really want to fuck melissa badly. It's like you're trying to get back at her in this thread because you know you can't.

 

[Stench]

TETSUOOOOOOOOO

 

[demi]

Holy shit you guys really want to fuck melissa badly. It's like you're trying to get back at her in this thread because you know you can't.

After she fixes her hair and has someone learn to dress her properly.

 

[Matlock]

Matlock virally markets his jealousy across the internets:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1875659&highlight=

i'm really jealous of kids who pretend to be retarded, and a girl that is in fake snuff porn

in fact, that's my goal in life: to spread rumors of my own retardation around the internet via video and text so that i too will become an internet celebrity

 

[Stench]

After she fixes her hair and has someone learn to dress her properly.

demi, I must say, you have fantastic taste in women.

THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT

TETSUUOOOOOOO

 

[Eel O'Brian]

You're certainly achieving your goals, then, Matty.

 

[Matlock]

so wait, which snarky oa quasi-personality are you eel

my bet's on jotaro

 

[Stench]

Yeah, you've been on Attack-Mode for pretty much all of these threads, Eel.

wtf

 

[Jumpman Jr.]

BBBBBBBORRRRRINGGGGGGGGGG

The horse has been beaten enough. Get the new episode already out so I can laugh at Dave.

 

[cicero]

I knew it! Uh-oh. 'Was only a matter of time.

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2006/05/the_great_gamelife_conspiracy.php

The video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd1eLLksnxs (lame)

But wait, there's more :


Here's Jim MySpace ; http://www.myspace.com/unprofound

What a worthless waste of time.

 

[Eel O'Brian]

Am I as on attack mode as the people ripping into the gamelife kids for no good reason other than wanting to be complete assholes? I mean, you've got jackasses on this thread saying that Melissa chick ought to be raped, just because she made a stupid little video. That's psychotic. A better question to ask is WTF is wrong with YOU people?

 

[Belfast]

Matlock, you do seem to have an unhealthy fascination with "disproving" the validity of GameLife.

 

[OmegaRed]

Matlock virally markets his jealousy across the internets:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1875659&highlight=

Am I the only one getting a message that says the Something Awful forums have been hacked?

 

[Matlock]

Matlock, you do seem to have an unhealthy fascination with "disproving" the validity of GameLife.

eh, it's the hobby of the week

 

[Shabaz]

Why are you all so obsessed with her?

 

[Eel O'Brian]

Yeah, I just got that message. Just check it later, I guess.

 

[jarosh]

Am I the only one getting a message that says the Something Awful forums have been hacked?

visited sa forums 10 minutes ago and everything was working fine. now i'm getting a 'hacked' message too...

?

 

[Hydro_Alexis]

this thread blew my mind

I feel the pain of your image after watching more than a minute on the video.

 

[Matlock]

Am I the only one getting a message that says the Something Awful forums have been hacked?

:lol

forum drama!

SA for some reason or another got offended that imageshack had links back to imageshack in the provided bbscript code. So SA hacked the forum software to replace all imageshack links with photobucket links.

And then imageshack's script auto-detected that and blocked linking from that domain, as per the ToS.

Then SA got pissed because this happened and wouldn't stop the link rewriting...

No idea what's going on now, but it's hilariously stupid.

 

[Rabbit Lord]

This thread gave me cancer.



Thanks.

MB.

 

[Red Scarlet]

Am I the only one getting a message that says the Something Awful forums have been hacked?

I'm getting that too..was thinking that it won't let you see more than page 1 if you aren't a member? That isn't the case?

 

[crunker99]

And if true, I’d be extremely upset since it would be yet another female that has to use (and abuse) the “Look at me! I’m a HOT CHICK that plays VIDEO GAMES!!!”shtick. It’s women like here that gives real girls that enjoy video games another reason to groan and keep their interests in the closet. And the fact that dumb, lonely, horny guys are all too eager to empower them. Granted, dumbass girls who flaunt their feminine charms to get what they want from nerds is nothing new, but when viral marketing, game journalism, and hackneyed art school grade pictures is involved (oh boy, a picture featuring a doll, and ALL FUCKED UP!!!), I can’t helped but be annoyed.

Melissa is hot?

 

[meltpotato]

Gackt does not approve of that bullshit E story vidoe. pathetic.

Melissa is hot?

Gackt completely disagrees.

 

[shuri]

Andrew is so stuck. THis has brought so much negative attention to the show that if he dumps her, she could easily start her own show, but if he keeps her, her popularity is going to overshadow them

 

[crunker99]

Gackt does not approve of that bullshit E story vidoe. pathetic.



Gackt completely disagrees.

it was rheotical shes only hot to internet gamers who are either 13 or have not left their rooms in several years due to world of warcraft and have only their moms for comparison

 

[demi]

demi, I must say, you have fantastic taste in women.

 

[Stench]

I see you have fantastic taste in other things, too.

Why are you all so obsessed with her?

Just to peg Melissa & Co. back down a few notches to where they originally began.

Restore the equilibrium, you know how it is.

 

[drohne]

in fact, that's my goal in life: to spread rumors of my own retardation around the internet via photos and text so that i too will become an internet celebrity

aission mccomplished

edit: that's almost a plausible gaelic name

 

[border]

That whiny Consolevania rant is just so lame. "They're corporate! They're ad-friendly! This makes them evil!" Wow, who cares? They get games and interviews before they are released because they're corporate....and they have 1 advertisement at the beginning of the video. Meanwhile pretty much every other IPTV videogame show is reviewing shit that's been out for weeks and cracking a bunch sub-XPlay one-liners.

Anybody that thinks they're going to make GameLife look any better by bagging on The 1Up Show has got their head up their ass.

 

[Rocked]

That whiny Consolevania rant is just so lame. "They're corporate! They're ad-friendly! This makes them evil!" Wow, who cares? They get games and interviews before they are released because they're corporate....and they have 1 advertisement at the beginning of the video. Meanwhile pretty much every other IPTV videogame show is reviewing shit that's been out for weeks and cracking a bunch sub-XPlay one-liners.

It's pretty obvious those comments weren't only about them being corporate. More about the guy 'interviewing' them acting like such a cunt and 1up being quite a soulless show compared to Gamelife or Castlevania. The hosts seem to just want to show how cool they are.

 

[Mmmkay]

:lol

forum drama!

SA for some reason or another got offended that imageshack had links back to imageshack in the provided bbscript code. So SA hacked the forum software to replace all imageshack links with photobucket links.

And then imageshack's script auto-detected that and blocked linking from that domain, as per the ToS.

Then SA got pissed because this happened and wouldn't stop the link rewriting...

No idea what's going on now, but it's hilariously stupid.

Hahaha I miss out on all the drama these days

Poor Macbeth, I didn't like him after I found out how much of a bigot he was.

 

[Polari]

Terminate the fucking internet, it's all gone pear-shaped. Fuck.

Spoiler

That Geoff dude does make a pretty princess though. :S

 

[border]

It's pretty obvious those comments weren't only about them being corporate. More about the guy 'interviewing' them acting like such a cunt and 1up being quite a soulless show compared to Gamelife or Castlevania. The hosts seem to just want to show how cool they are.

But the 1Up interviewer is really just trying to snaz up an interview with a bunch of guys that have no charisma and are really poor speakers when put on the spot. It's completely GameLife-esque in that you have this one guy trying to save a segment from bombing, but just floundering on camera.

And to be fair, that's the first 1Up segment in months that has featured a ton mugging and riffing from a crew member. Why? Because the interviewees were shit. GameLife, on the other hand, gives an 8-10 minute segment to some guy being an obnoxious cunt in every single episode.

Seems like a backhanded way to put 1Up in a lose-lose situation. If the on-camera cast tries to add any their personality or perspective to a segment, they are "trying to look cool". If they don't then the show is "soulless and corporate".

 

[sprsk]

All you really need to take from this thread is to watch this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd1eLLksnxs

:lol Hilarious.

acting too bad couldnt watch it.

 

[Teddman]

I got a question... In the 1up show linked below, who is the older guy who tells Patrick to wait a minute while he shoots something with the Gamelife crew? It's near the end of the show, if you drag the slider just to the left of the play button in this browser:

http://gamevideos.com/video/id/3786

Is that the secret mastermind of the whole GL production?

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Who gives a shit?

Bros b4 hos

 

[border]

Is that the secret mastermind of the whole GL production?

It's their manager or something. And man he comes off like a douchebag. They commented about it on the 1Up podcast I think...

 

[Lost Fragment]

It's their manager or something. And man he comes off like a douchebag. They commented about it on the 1Up podcast I think...

Yeah, when I watched that it was like "WTF...why is that guy being such an asshole? Aren't the Gamelife people there on ZD's tab?"

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

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[jarosh]

[/QUOTE]
you make the best posts on the internet

 

[Stench]

oh my fucking god