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Getting harassed in a public bathroom

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Snuggles

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I guess Wikipedia really does have an entry for everything. But yeah, it's similar to prison sex and truck stop sex (it gets lonely on the road). Nothing gay about it, just two men fucking each other.
 

LogicStep

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Replicant said:
According to Wikipedia, most of the men who do that are actually the straight guys who do not identify themselves as gay guys but like to have sex with men anyway. I think Wiki calls them MSM (Men who have sex with men - LOL). Since they don't want to be seen going to gay establishment, they resort to using these kind of places, which is gross and dangerous.
That shit doesn't make much sense wtf!
 

Replicant

Member
Snuggler said:
I guess Wikipedia really does have an entry for everything. But yeah, it's similar to prison sex and truck stop sex (it gets lonely on the road). Nothing gay about it, just two men fucking each other.

And remember, as long as the balls do not touch or as along as no one else saw, there's nothing gay about two men having sex. It reminds me of that stats which shows that more straight guys in NY have more sex with men than those who identify themselves as gay guys.
 

SapientWolf

Trucker Sexologist
Replicant said:
And remember, as long as the balls do not touch or as along as no one else saw, there's nothing gay about two men having sex. It reminds me of that stats which shows that more straight guys in NY have more sex with men than those who identify themselves as gay guys.
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Sol..

I am Wayne Brady.
Replicant said:
And remember, as long as the balls do not touch or as along as no one else saw, there's nothing gay about two men having sex. It reminds me of that stats which shows that more straight guys in NY have more sex with men than those who identify themselves as gay guys.


Round here it's as long as no one's shirt is off it aint gay.
 

Medalion

Banned
Knew this would turn into a gayming-age thread. You can call it whatever you want, two guys having any kind of intimate or sexual contact is gay, clothed or unclothed, balls not touching or whatever. It is gay... not that there's anything wrong with that but it's still gay.
 

ATF487

Member
Oh wait, I have a similar experience (sort of)

My high school had a program called...well now that I think about it, I don't remember the name. Anyway, it was a program where we took a lot of special ed kids from around the area, and essentially roped them off in their own classroom. I'm sure the aim was to integrate them into our school, but it never worked like that.

One day, I was working in the library after school, and I think I had track or tennis practice afterwards. I go to use the bathroom by the special ed classroom, I really had to take a shit that day. The normal stall was gross as hell, so I said what the hell and went to the handicap stall. I noticed that the latch didn't work that well, but I figured that anyone who saw the door closed would either avoid it or just look underneath for my feet. I'm just about finishing up, when this retarded dude comes bursting through the door.

At first, I just kind of looked at him, sizing him up. He was a pretty built kid, at that point I weighed like 135 pounds and if it came to blows, this kid could beat the shit out of me. But, he had the widest grin on his face, like it was fucking Christmas morning. I didn't really know what to say, I think I said something about it being occupied. He didn't leave right away, and I then said "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" and he seemed to understand that.

It was pretty weird
 
deathsight580 said:
I got up and put my pants on, didn't even bother wiping, and run out the door ready to hit this fucker in the face, but he was nowhere to be found, I looked for him for a good 10 minutes all over the area but I couldn't find him. I returned to the bathroom pissed off and defeated.

The Gay Ghost of JC Penny's!
 

DarkKyo

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Jayge said:
This is why you only shit in your house/apartment/dorm/office/possibly-hotel. Holy fucking shit :lol
I won't even use the restroom for that where I work! I think it's really disgusting and impolite to stink up with ass vapors the washing/urination center that everyone has to use. It's just gross and I can't believe it's acceptable.
 

bud

Member
this happened in my own home:

in the summer, my uncle--who's about 70, i'm guessing--came to visit us. i'm sitting downstairs in my room behind the laptop. so he comes down and has to go the toilet, which is next to my room. nothing wrong... until he's done. he comes out with his pants in his hands, while still wearing his shoes, underwear and shirt. he then proceeds to go the bathroom... to wash himself.

he must've known that i saw it, but he didn't even seem to give a fuck.
 

LogicStep

Member
ATF487 said:
Oh wait, I have a similar experience (sort of)

My high school had a program called...well now that I think about it, I don't remember the name. Anyway, it was a program where we took a lot of special ed kids from around the area, and essentially roped them off in their own classroom. I'm sure the aim was to integrate them into our school, but it never worked like that.

One day, I was working in the library after school, and I think I had track or tennis practice afterwards. I go to use the bathroom by the special ed classroom, I really had to take a shit that day. The normal stall was gross as hell, so I said what the hell and went to the handicap stall. I noticed that the latch didn't work that well, but I figured that anyone who saw the door closed would either avoid it or just look underneath for my feet. I'm just about finishing up, when this retarded dude comes bursting through the door.

At first, I just kind of looked at him, sizing him up. He was a pretty built kid, at that point I weighed like 135 pounds and if it came to blows, this kid could beat the shit out of me. But, he had the widest grin on his face, like it was fucking Christmas morning. I didn't really know what to say, I think I said something about it being occupied. He didn't leave right away, and I then said "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" and he seemed to understand that.

It was pretty weird
Christmas morning :lol :lol

Posting this from a Macys toilet.
 

Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon
Easy_G said:
My roommate freshman year said the same thing about there being a website. Apparently the 4th floor of our library was one such spot. I always avoided it.

In one of the library's bathroom stalls, there was a latched access panel in the wall. I was bored and noticed it was open. Ended up finding a stash of porn. Grossed the hell out of me.


While I was going to school, someone found a camera hidden in the bathroom at the library.. apparently it was streaming to a website, and the bathroom was a 'known' hookup place. :/



Replicant said:
I once entered a restroom to find a guy peeing in the urinal. But here's the weird thing. I first went to pee and then I washed my hand. By the time I finished washing my hand, the guy is still in front of the urinal. Surely it can't take that long to pee so I doubt he's actually peeing but it's so fucking weird that I immediately exited the restroom before some weird shit happens. He's an old man too.


some old men have issues peeing. he probably was still trying to pee
 
Something to the tune of "if you need to jerk off this is the place to do it, but dont keep someone waiting if they need to take a dump" was written in one of the stalls in the bathroom on the main floor of Alexander Library at Rutgers U.

Why is that THE place to do it? And how do they know if someone needs to take a dump? Are the dudes supposed to shout over the stall mid-jerk, "HEY BRO I'M MASTURBATING AT THE MOMENT BUT IF YOU NEED TO TAKE A DUMP JUST SAY SO AND I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY."

Bathrooms are very strange places.
 

Salty

Banned
One time i was in the bathroom at Grand Central Station in New York City...

and there was no one else in there but me and this shady looking guy (it's pretty rare for their to be only two people in that bathroom). I went to the urinal to take a pee, and of all the unoccupied urinals around me, this guy comes to the one directly next to mine. I don't hear the sound of him pissing at all, though I do hear him flush and quickly get up to walk out without washing his hands. When he was about 5 feet away from the door I realized that this guy had just been having a peek.
 

dark_chris

Member
I remember when working at school, this guy was jacking off on the computer under the desk in the pc labs. Someone came up and told me. i was being smart and seeiing if he was doing it, and i saw him choking his meat so I call Public Safety and said they would be on their way, and when I saw them coming from a distance I went up to him and said out loud for the whole lab to hear, "Excuse me sir, Why are you masturbating under the desk and looking at porn? Explain yourself"
He got freaked out and the police were there in a few moments and they carried him away with his pants slippin out after he was throwing a fuss about not doing it even tho the internet history shows he did look at it.

Good times.
It occurs twice to 4 times a semester.
 
My story doesn't compare to the OPs or Crunched's but here goes:

So I'm sitting at work, had a class run late so I didn't have time to relieve myself before hand. I head to the bathroom, when I get in there is a guy standing at the urinal already, only one open is right next. To be courteous I spend some time at the mirror so he can finish up. So I go to the stall, guy is still there, I unzip get ready to open the floodgates. At this time I realize I did not, at any point, hear the sound of urine hitting the urinal. Out of my periferal vision I see the guy's arm is moving slightly, ok, I no longer have to pee. but as I am packing up my junk I look at the guy's face in disgust and the mother fucker spits on his dick. He spat, on his dick, for lube while openly jerking it in a public bathroom, while there is someone right next to him. For context, I'm a freshman in college and I work in an office on campus. This was a fat, old, balding dude.
 
Not really a story but one time, when i worked at the Inland Revenue i walked into the bathroom to see a guy taking a shit with the stall door wide open. Very random, had to leave immediately
 

Maximus.

Member
Not a harrassment story, but public washroom story nonetheless. One day me and a few buddies went to the public library to study, we didnt want to go all the way up to our university. I go into the bathroom just to wash my hands. I walk in and i see someone peeking out from the stall at me. It was some older lady who looked scared as shit. My first thought was i fucked up and entered the wrong room, but i dash outside and see its the mens washroom. I go back in and shes still there, stall wide open doing her thing, looking scared shitless. I dont know wat to do and am kind of stunned, but quickly realized that she is mentally disabled. So i just quickly washed my hands, didnt even dry. As im doing this she keeps the stall open and starts to i guess clean herself up. I fuckin peace it and as im leaving, some little kid goes in. Man i felt bad for the kid. :lol

There is a reason i avoid public washrooms as much as i can :lol
 
Buckethead said:
I got a funny/weird story.

When I saw Spider-Man 3 it was packed with people so we had crap seats towards the top/back and this guy next to me was putting his arm over the fucking armrest and touching me a lot.
He started to rub my arm while checking his cell phone fervently. I was irked, going "dude" and "yo" but didn't flip out hoping he would stop permanently. He would only stop for like 10-15 minutes at a time.

However like 1/2 through the movie he started grabbing my leg dangerously close to my junk, so I was like "what the fuck dude" to which he replied "I'm sorry I thought that was mine".

He stumbled down the steps like 3/4 through softly shouting jibberish then started rubbing up against the emergency exit door.
At this point, this is no longer my little secret and everyone in the front rows notices him trying to open the door (unsuccessfully).

Eventually, he gets the door open and yells something out. The movie was at the point where Peter goes skitzo on Mary Jane and people start laughing at the guy.
Some guy in the theatre thought that we were laughing at the scene in the movie and goes "Oh jesus christ people". :lol

Apparently this asshole wanted back in because he banged on the door for a good 10 minutes until security/the cops came to take him away.

Can't imagine your guys situations though. Mine was weird, but that's fucked up.

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Also, Crunched wins the thread , holy shit:lol
 
navii said:
on the train to work once, it was packed, but not that packed...

I got molested on the metro so many times when I lived in Belgium. The car wouldn't even be packed but you'll have a bunch of guys gather around you and it would be long until an erection bumped into you. I once even had a guy reach out and touch my breast. I was so shocked that I just stood there not knowing what to do.
 

Combichristoffersen

Combovers don't work when there is no hair
dark_chris said:
I remember when working at school, this guy was jacking off on the computer under the desk in the pc labs. Someone came up and told me. i was being smart and seeiing if he was doing it, and i saw him choking his meat so I call Public Safety and said they would be on their way, and when I saw them coming from a distance I went up to him and said out loud for the whole lab to hear, "Excuse me sir, Why are you masturbating under the desk and looking at porn? Explain yourself"
He got freaked out and the police were there in a few moments and they carried him away with his pants slippin out after he was throwing a fuss about not doing it even tho the internet history shows he did look at it.

Good times.
It occurs twice to 4 times a semester.


A guy I used to know jacked off in church and wiped his hands on the curtains. He also jacked off under his desk at school, while staring at his male, 50+ year old teacher. The guy was a massive tool, claiming to having drunk the blood of crows he'd sacrificed to Satan.

And OP, why'd you scare the man away? By doing that you probably said no thanks to free sex :(
 

Particle Physicist

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VelvetMouth said:
I got molested on the metro so many times when I lived in Belgium. The car wouldn't even be packed but you'll have a bunch of guys gather around you and it would be long until an erection bumped into you. I once even had a guy reach out and touch my breast. I was so shocked that I just stood there not knowing what to do.


what?

i've heard the stories, but i figured they were fake. :(
 
quadriplegicjon said:
what?

i've heard the stories, but i figured they were fake. :(

Nope a single girl is like a perv magnet. Even when it was two of us we would get perved on. My friend and I we were stupid enough to walk to Gare du Midi in the early morning and we had guys jerking off in the street pushing their dicks as us.
 

Darklord

Banned
VelvetMouth said:
I got molested on the metro so many times when I lived in Belgium. The car wouldn't even be packed but you'll have a bunch of guys gather around you and it would be long until an erection bumped into you. I once even had a guy reach out and touch my breast. I was so shocked that I just stood there not knowing what to do.

If they did that in Australia the girl would crack their head open.
 
VelvetMouth said:
Nope a single girl is like a perv magnet. Even when it was two of us we would get perved on. My friend and I we were stupid enough to walk to Gare du Midi in the early morning and we had guys jerking off in the street pushing their dicks as us.

yeah belge guys are crazy. i know a few. but on a serious note, thats seriously messed up.

hearing all those weird bathroom stories, i am glad that nothing similar happened to me.
 

Dorrin

Member
Crunched said:
I can top this. I'm standing there wondering how to react when he tries crawling underneath the stall. He sticks his head through

My first thought reading this was the guy then says "They all float down here!"
 
VelvetMouth said:
Nope a single girl is like a perv magnet. Even when it was two of us we would get perved on. My friend and I we were stupid enough to walk to Gare du Midi in the early morning and we had guys jerking off in the street pushing their dicks as us.

Jesus Christ...
 
Not exactly any toilet anecdotes or stories from me.

But I do have a homosexual boss that keeps groping me every chance he gets. Everything from stroking his finger across my ass, to running his hand across my back.

Ive had enough of it already, but really dont want to confront him about it. I'd rather want him figure out on his own with all the signs Ive been giving.

After this I actually I understand how women feel when get molested or groped involunteerly by men :/, Especially if youre not attracted to that person.
 

xelios

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highluxury said:
Not exactly any toilet anecdotes or stories from me.

But I do have a homosexual boss that keeps groping me every chance he gets. Everything from stroking his finger across my ass, to running his hand across my back.

Ive had enough of it already, but really dont want to confront him about it. I'd rather want him figure out on his own with all the signs Ive been giving.

After this I actually I understand how women feel when get molested or groped involunteerly by men :/, Especially if youre not attracted to that person.


Are there no laws against that where you live? Here you could get him in trouble for that behavior.
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Shinjitsu said:
lol, sounds like you're really familiar with this.

Considering the public bathroom of the KIDS section of the library I work at has "got sucked off (date)" writing on the walls of the stalls, it's highly likely Snuggler is right on this shit.

Man, some men have no shame. If you're looking for sex, get a fucking Craigslist ad. Goddamn. :|

Crunched said:
>>Story<<

Jesus Christ, I would've beaten the shit out of him.
 

TheLegend

Member
I've had a few run-ins in public bathrooms. I was in the city freshman year to meet some people and I stopped in a Barnes and Nobles because I really needed to pee... my bladder was so full it was about to burst. The bathroom was on the second floor in the back out of the way in some small, dark hallway. I went upstairs and as I'm walking towards the back, I see a man coming out of the bathroom. He was prolly in his 50's, hair was all frizzy and he was wearing some crazy orange vest. I looked at him more because of how creepy he was and he looked right back, but I walked past him and opened the door to the bathroom.

Now, this is one of those bathrooms that doesn't have a lock but is so small it really should only be used by one person at a time. There are only two urinals and a stall... I swear it was no bigger than a closet. Anyway, the bathroom's empty so I start peeing at the urinal... mid-pee I hear the door open and in walks the crazy guy in the orange puffy vest. Guy walks up to the urinal right next to me with no hesitation and just stands there... At this point I know something is up so I'm lookin straight ahead trying not to show any interest but I can sense him looking over at me. I'm in the middle of peeing so I can't just stop once the floodgates open... and I really had to go. Eventually I just looked over at him and said, "What the hell are you looking at?" and he just looked away nervously. Ran out of there as soon as I could and told security... he prolly spends his whole day just cruising there. Anyway, I'm gay and all but that dude was just messed up. God forbid some little kid goes in there. Had to leave to meet up with people so I never got to see what happened, but I saw them going upstairs to check and they didn't sound too surprised when I told them about it. Guess it was a hot spot.
 

SapientWolf

Trucker Sexologist
dark_chris said:
I remember when working at school, this guy was jacking off on the computer under the desk in the pc labs. Someone came up and told me. i was being smart and seeiing if he was doing it, and i saw him choking his meat so I call Public Safety and said they would be on their way, and when I saw them coming from a distance I went up to him and said out loud for the whole lab to hear, "Excuse me sir, Why are you masturbating under the desk and looking at porn? Explain yourself"
He got freaked out and the police were there in a few moments and they carried him away with his pants slippin out after he was throwing a fuss about not doing it even tho the internet history shows he did look at it.

Good times.
It occurs twice to 4 times a semester.
:lol

I imagined you saying that in a barker's voice. "Step right up and see the masturbator! Witness an epic battle between a man's hand and his gland!"
 

xelios

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TheLegend said:
Guess it was a hot spot.

It was Barnes and Noble so I'm not surprised. I've never used their restrooms but it's one of the few places I can always count on being uncomfortable just browsing, due to people staring. Apparently it's some type of gay hangout no one ever told me about.
 

Meadows

Banned
There is nothing in this world that would stop me wiping. If some dude came up to me with a gun and said get up off that toilet or i'll shoot you, i'd wipe first. Die clean my friend.
 
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