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[Hieberrr]

Yeah OP, GAF demands updates...

We want to know of the night she is getting DP by two black dudes and you are there sitting next to the bed watching.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Shiiiiiiit. How long have you been together?

If she couldn't blow you anymore and she lost interest in sex, would you still be with her?

doubtful, i am a bit selfish in that regard. only a couple of months together
when were out clubbing and im watching her,
it almost feels like im babysitting her.
i mean she's barely 18.
not that i have any issues with it

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

doubtful, i am a bit selfish in that regard.
when were out clubbing and im watching her,
it almost feels like im babysitting her.
i mean she's barely 18.
not that i have any issues with it

.... Uhhh

 

[this guy]

I've been in your position. There's no amount of advice or common sense that can overrule a filthy blowjob on demand. She has mad power over you.

It's a shame because it sounds a little like you're playing with fire. I say give your dick to this girl but keep hold of your heart.

SmokingDave has spoken! When he speaks the people listen.

EDIT: lol 18?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Don't y'all wish we were more insular?

Kado you're already dead.

 

[jaxword]

doubtful, i am a bit selfish in that regard. only a couple of months together
when were out clubbing and im watching her,
it almost feels like im babysitting her.
i mean she's barely 18.
not that i have any issues with it

This is going to end badly.

 

[Ultima_5]

doubtful, i am a bit selfish in that regard. only a couple of months together
when were out clubbing and im watching her,
it almost feels like im babysitting her.
i mean she's barely 18.
not that i have any issues with it

how old are you op?

 

[shadyspace]

not that i have any issues with it

no issues at all.

 

[squidyj]

doubtful, i am a bit selfish in that regard. only a couple of months together
when were out clubbing and im watching her,
it almost feels like im babysitting her.
i mean she's barely 18.
not that i have any issues with it

You know what? I changed my mind, you two are clearly on the same page and totally in step with each other. This relationship is going to last. How couldn't it with such a strong foundation of communication going on?

no issues at all.

Welll..... she does this thing, but it's okay, it's great, it's fantastic actually, I love it. It's just... I don't know.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

how old are you op?

30

 

[shanshan310]

I reckon just enjoy the moment OP. Her double standards kind of make sense now that she's 18, I guess.

I'm sure she does it for reasons

Basketball Reasons

Glorious.

Reminds me of: http://threewordphrase.com/pardonme.htm

Shit. At least you get bought drinks, I'd have to be the schmuck buying them, fucking club priced drinks too! I hate clubs.

lol, you're telling me. I don't accept drinks from people, by the way. Feels wrong. I'd rather waste my own money.

 

[TheKaeptain]

30

WTF you're older than me?

 

[Hieberrr]

30

Okay, OP is clearly trolling Gaf.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

30

Bro... Really?

 

[jaxword]

30

This is going to end badly.

I double mean it this time.

 

[cashman]

oh man this thread.

 

[Ultima_5]

30

This thread gets better with age.

Spoiler

troll thread right?

 

[Resilient]

Sometimes threads happen, and they're good. Tonight is not one of those nights. Or maybe it is. I can't tell.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

Okay, OP is clearly trolling Gaf.

just lock the thread fellas

 

[squidyj]

I double mean it this time.

If you're talking about the relationship. yes.

If you're talking about the thread, HELL NAW.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Dp

 

[Barbacoatl]

I've seen teeny bopper cuckold queens.

 

[Darkman M]

Okay, OP is clearly trolling Gaf.

It's Kado, he aint trollin.

 

[this guy]

30

Wait, what? Man at that age you're supposed to be the one playing her, not the other way around!

 

[Angst]

doubtful, i am a bit selfish in that regard. only a couple of months together
when were out clubbing and im watching her,
it almost feels like im babysitting her.
i mean she's barely 18.
not that i have any issues with it

how old are you op?

30

Uhhhhh... Do NOT let her meet your parents.

 

[cashman]

Dp

tell us more...

 

[Slayer-33]

WELP.


WEEELP.

 

[shadyspace]

30

 

[jaxword]

Uhhhhh... Do NOT let her meet your parents.

What are you talking about, meeting her parents is a great idea.

 

[JABEE]

My man.

SmokyDave is the sage of this forum.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Definitely not trolling. Ask any NBA Gaf.
I've made well known some of my questionable relationships to them.
never said I was the smartest in dating

 

[Sanky Panky]

30

 

[GamerSoul]

The Plot thickens. How did you meet? the club right?

 

[Ultima_5]

What are you talking about, meeting her parents is a great idea.

This.

@OP, do so and report back to GAF.

 

[jaxword]

Definitely not trolling. Ask any NBA Gaf.
I've made well known some of my questionable relationships to them.
never said I was the smartest in dating

I never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Why are you dating such old women Kado?

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I've seen how this movie ends.

 

[Angst]

What are you talking about, meeting her parents is a great idea.

Lol, sure. They might even be the same age as the OP

 

[Hieberrr]

I'd imagine that an 18 year old girl with a 30 year old boyfriend would love to get some, uh, young dick.

And you clearly don't feel comfortable with this. CLEARLY

 

[SmokyDave]

doubtful, i am a bit selfish in that regard. only a couple of months together
when were out clubbing and im watching her,
it almost feels like im babysitting her.
i mean she's barely 18.
not that i have any issues with it

18, eh? My man, you are having fun.

Don't introduce her to your parents and don't forget that you're (probably) just having fun, not laying groundwork for a marriage. Lot of potential to get burned here but a lot of room for fun too.

By 'fun', I mean the type of nasty-ass sex that leaves you both shellshocked, of course.

 

[jaxword]

I've seen how this movie ends.

Dp

.

 

[Slayer-33]

.

TP.

 

[IsntChrisL]

30 year old whipped by an 18 year old...

This thread...

 

[lawlohwhat]

Definitely not trolling. Ask any NBA Gaf.
I've made well known some of my questionable relationships to them.
never said I was the smartest in dating

Damn this sounds like some serious shit man.

I can't believe people think you're lying, but oh well, fuck it if they won't give you real advice =/

 

[Herpes Reasons]

30 year old whipped by an 18 year old...

This thread...

I wouldn't call it whipped.
She's a great cook and gives me sex at my beckon call.

I will definitely talk to her about this and see where it leads

 

[TheKaeptain]

Definitely not trolling. Ask any NBA Gaf.
I've made well known some of my questionable relationships to them.
never said I was the smartest in dating

When I get to LA we are going out and picking up on chicks that are our age. You're my boy Kado can't let this happen to you.

 

[Moppet13]

30

Wait, what? Man at that age you're supposed to be the one playing her, not the other way around!

Also do her parents know about you and vice versa?

 

[jaxword]

TP.

Ow!

 

[Herpes Reasons]

When I get to LA we are going out and picking up on chicks that are our age. You're my boy Kado can't let this happen to you.

I'm down to hang
I know some nice bars on Santa monica

 

[Barbacoatl]

OP we would ask nba-gaf but they don't tolerate outsiders over there.