Eh, I've done worse.
Once I was staying at a friend's house and I got so drunk I opened one of his dresser drawers and started pissing in it.
I don't remember any of this but he said he apparently yelled at me and in response I told him to get out of the bathroom, I was trying to pee. He walked over and reached down and pinched the tip of my penis. I screamed in pain and he pushed me over to the window and opened the window and I finished my leak outside.
Another time I got blackout drunk again and fell asleep on my friend's weight bench. He said he was sleeping on the couch and woke up to the sound of liquid splashing. He said he looked over and my pants were soaked and pee was dripping down onto the floor from where I was laying.
He said he woke me up and he said I took of my pants and just walked into the woods.