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Girlfriend peed on a pile of clothes while wasted

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You originally said you fell asleep a bit early, now you say 3am? Are you a vampire?

I normally stay up everyday till 5 am.

Might be a weird kind of vampire as I also only eat once a day like posted in the fitness thread. It's 1am here atm and now gonna work out. so Yeah.. I'm kinda of a vampire
 
Eh, I've done worse.

Once I was staying at a friend's house and I got so drunk I opened one of his dresser drawers and started pissing in it.

I don't remember any of this but he said he apparently yelled at me and in response I told him to get out of the bathroom, I was trying to pee. He walked over and reached down and pinched the tip of my penis. I screamed in pain and he pushed me over to the window and opened the window and I finished my leak outside.


Another time I got blackout drunk again and fell asleep on my friend's weight bench. He said he was sleeping on the couch and woke up to the sound of liquid splashing. He said he looked over and my pants were soaked and pee was dripping down onto the floor from where I was laying.

He said he woke me up and he said I took of my pants and just walked into the woods.
 
I normally stay up everyday till 5 am.

Might be a weird kind of vampire as I also only eat once a day like posted in the fitness thread. It's 1am here atm and now gonna work out. so Yeah.. I'm kinda of a vampire

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into the bed you were sleeping in?



Given the opportunity, would you want to be more than friends with this girl?

Yep in the bed I was sleeping as I wasn't going to sleep anymore anyway.

more than friends ? you mean a relationship ? because the sex part I already done that
 
Given the opportunity, would you want to be more than friends with this girl?

are you kidding me, this is like a get out of jail free card to make fun of her for life

don't lose this chance to have someone to make fun of forever and ever op

also you sound like a great bro, good work
 
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