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Maybe keep a spray bottle around in case she does it again. It works pretty well to discourage other bad behavior, like scratching the couch and walking on the table.
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Girlfriend peed on a pile of clothes while wasted
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crazygambit
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Pretty much. C'mon OP. Was she at least embarrassed? 'Cause she doesn't seem to give a fuck.
tearsofash
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This should be "Ex-Girlfriend peed on a pile of clothes while wasted."
Gross.
Unless it's consensual and that's your thing.
Gross.
Unless it's consensual and that's your thing.
The Albatross
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In retrospect, i should have. I thought she would have had the where with all to open the door and puke next to the car... even if she got some of it in the car, w/e, at least she tried. This.. was just.. all over herself and the car. I bagged all of her clothes, jacket, everything, and just threw it all away the next night.
Meh, not necessarily. I've never drank to the point of pissing on clothes before, but I think most people have gotten pretty drunk on their own. Doesn't mean you have a drinking problem. The idea that, to be drunk, you have to be drunk with other people is so weird.
terrisus
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playing with fire
It's all fun and games until she starts peeing on your clothes.
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flyinpiranha
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I still think it's weird. Not that she pee'd while hammered, I've done/seen worse ... but that you used the term "Girlfriend" to describe a friend. What else should we know?
Are you close to any of her family/friends, because downing whole bottles of alcohol and chasing them with sleeping pills is not safe behavior. She may need actual help if this is what she's doing. It is one thing to overdo it if you are at a party, but drinking by yourself at home in those amounts is a cry for help. :/
To lighten the mood, my pee story: Was in college at the time and one of my roommates came home drunk. I was in the kitchen and turned around to see him pissing in our silverware drawer. I tried to get him to stop but he was pretty determined to finish the job. After he was done he closed the drawer and went to bed. I ended up having to take the drawer out and clean everything. I'm just glad he didn't get drunk very often because I'm not sure I could have put up with stuff like that too often.
To lighten the mood, my pee story: Was in college at the time and one of my roommates came home drunk. I was in the kitchen and turned around to see him pissing in our silverware drawer. I tried to get him to stop but he was pretty determined to finish the job. After he was done he closed the drawer and went to bed. I ended up having to take the drawer out and clean everything. I'm just glad he didn't get drunk very often because I'm not sure I could have put up with stuff like that too often.
MoGamesXNA
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Don't be such a baby. Yeah, it's a bit gross, but it's no big deal. People do weird, dumb shit when they're drunk. You throw the clothes in the washing machine, put your drunk friend to bed, take a nice long shower and go back to sleep. Life gets messy sometimes. It's better to have a sense of humor about it and roll with the punches.
jim-jam bongs
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I actually do sleepwalking when drinking, and it does often revolve around the search for new and exciting places to relieve myself. My wife is pretty sure I pissed on her thongs in the middle of the night last week, she was annoyed but happy that I didn't pee on our baby.
Discussing it with people, it's not totally uncommon so as long as this isn't happening every day with your friend I don't think it's a sign of a serious problem. You now have a funny story to laugh about together!
Discussing it with people, it's not totally uncommon so as long as this isn't happening every day with your friend I don't think it's a sign of a serious problem. You now have a funny story to laugh about together!
This is my first thread I've read today, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. Cracked me up for some reason.
Help your friend. Talk to her when she's sober.
#sleeppeestories
One new year I was at a party in a large loft conversion, had a proper DJ and everything. Anyway everyone starts crashing at like 5 in the morning after some drama with the building management because there were too many people plus we had to phone an ambulance because some crazy bitch who nobody really liked drank bleach.
I'm crashed out on a couch and my friend is getting at least a handjob on a sofa bed across the room with various bodies sleeping strewn across the floor in between with all the DJ equipment in the middle. Suddenly this guy wakes up, walks to the a large speaker and proceeds to piss all over it. He wanders back to where he was and goes back to sleep, meanwhile me and my friend (plus his girl) are the only ones awake and burst into a huge bout of laughter. Regaining our composure we realise the laminate floor isn't exactly level and a puddle of urine is about to slowly engulf some people who did secure sleep on higher ground. Fortunately I managed to move them in time saving what would have been a horrific start to the new year.
One of the girls who lived at the flat came into the room because of the commotion, she was not impressed, but basically said screw it and went back to bed. All told the damage and fine from the factors totaled over a grand and ruined the flat as a party venue.
One new year I was at a party in a large loft conversion, had a proper DJ and everything. Anyway everyone starts crashing at like 5 in the morning after some drama with the building management because there were too many people plus we had to phone an ambulance because some crazy bitch who nobody really liked drank bleach.
I'm crashed out on a couch and my friend is getting at least a handjob on a sofa bed across the room with various bodies sleeping strewn across the floor in between with all the DJ equipment in the middle. Suddenly this guy wakes up, walks to the a large speaker and proceeds to piss all over it. He wanders back to where he was and goes back to sleep, meanwhile me and my friend (plus his girl) are the only ones awake and burst into a huge bout of laughter. Regaining our composure we realise the laminate floor isn't exactly level and a puddle of urine is about to slowly engulf some people who did secure sleep on higher ground. Fortunately I managed to move them in time saving what would have been a horrific start to the new year.
One of the girls who lived at the flat came into the room because of the commotion, she was not impressed, but basically said screw it and went back to bed. All told the damage and fine from the factors totaled over a grand and ruined the flat as a party venue.
I would. Can't a see a 10-foot pole helping my typing speed though.
Hale-XF11
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How'd it go? She still alive?
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Shabadoo69
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My ex-wife used to do this. Never did it until after we were married. She would get shit faced drunk then pee in random places. In the dishwasher, closet, drawers, random rooms in the house. And if I tried to stop her while she was doing it she would try and fight me or get really mad at me. When I'd try and talk to her the next day she wouldn't remember and she wouldn't change.
Needless to say I'm not married to her anymore. If she does it now she'll do it again and again. Bail out!!!
Needless to say I'm not married to her anymore. If she does it now she'll do it again and again. Bail out!!!
I've woken up to the sensation of the girl next to me peeing in my bed. Never really talked to her about it, it happened more than once. My mattress at the time was a biological wasteland anyways.
Also had a girl just drop and pee in the middle of my room. Different girl who I also never asked about it. The carpet was fairly industrial like it belonged in an office building, kind if plastic... Cleaned up quickly lol.
Also had a girl just drop and pee in the middle of my room. Different girl who I also never asked about it. The carpet was fairly industrial like it belonged in an office building, kind if plastic... Cleaned up quickly lol.
EchoChamber
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OP when i was reading your post i discovered my jeans i am wearing right now are covered in piss as well i dont know how happened.
Spring-Loaded
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Seeing people with dog avatars talking about spouses pissing all over the house is funny.
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IISANDERII
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Fuck marriage it changes everything for the worse except tax breaks.
Hang on... wtf.
Dude comes in here and tells us about female friend (NOT his Girlfriend as he describes it) pissing on his clothes. She says if you don't like it get out, which even if shes super fucked up, implies theres some latent animosity. Then he says shes currently sleeping and will get an explanation when she wakes up.
Then all he posts is "She took a sleeping pill"
No explanation of her apologizing or how she reacted to finding out she not only pissed all over your clothes but also then slept in them.
Also why do you have a pile of clothes at her house?
Theres way WAY more to this story.
Dude comes in here and tells us about female friend (NOT his Girlfriend as he describes it) pissing on his clothes. She says if you don't like it get out, which even if shes super fucked up, implies theres some latent animosity. Then he says shes currently sleeping and will get an explanation when she wakes up.
Then all he posts is "She took a sleeping pill"
No explanation of her apologizing or how she reacted to finding out she not only pissed all over your clothes but also then slept in them.
Also why do you have a pile of clothes at her house?
Theres way WAY more to this story.
NobleGundam
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Are you for real, OP?
SiteSeer
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i have a story to share as well.
when i was 10 or 11 my friend and i were hanging out with a neighborhood girl at the local park. we were really cheeky bastards telling jokes back and forth real fast like, building on each other, we made her laugh so hard she peed on the swing set she was sitting on. i don't remember her being embarrassed but she left straightaway, i guess we were disappointed we couldn't still hang out with her right after that.
when i was 10 or 11 my friend and i were hanging out with a neighborhood girl at the local park. we were really cheeky bastards telling jokes back and forth real fast like, building on each other, we made her laugh so hard she peed on the swing set she was sitting on. i don't remember her being embarrassed but she left straightaway, i guess we were disappointed we couldn't still hang out with her right after that.
calling a female friend "a girlfriend" is weird to me, unless you're a woman. I just call them friends. unless they're my girlfriends. I dunno *shrug*
This gif is perfect but it should say "neogaf defense force".
PaulExcellent
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BobbyRobby
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this is pretty normal for college. every once in a while someone would sleepwalk and piss on something.
even the hostility is pretty normal for someone drunk sleepwalking
even the hostility is pretty normal for someone drunk sleepwalking
Yes, it is weird, no argument there. But from OP's phrasing and the context of the story, she is not his girlfriend. He even clarifies that she isn't on the first page.
Lamel
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Are we telling piss stories?
In grade school the kid next sitting next to me had just immigrated to the USA and didn't speak much English. Anyway, he pissed himself sitting there, just staring into one direction as if nothing was happening. We only noticed when we saw a pile of piss on the floor with streams running down his leg. Kid still didn't move his head or acknowledge what he had done, just pretended to ignore it.
He looked kind of like Ralph from the simpsons.
In grade school the kid next sitting next to me had just immigrated to the USA and didn't speak much English. Anyway, he pissed himself sitting there, just staring into one direction as if nothing was happening. We only noticed when we saw a pile of piss on the floor with streams running down his leg. Kid still didn't move his head or acknowledge what he had done, just pretended to ignore it.
He looked kind of like Ralph from the simpsons.
Foghorn Leghorn
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I did it once when I was in middle school. In my clothes hamper. Thankfully I had to do my own laundry when I was kid, so my mom never found out. That would've been awkward as fuck. She knew I would sleepwalk/talk every once in a while (not often), but to this day she doesn't know that I pissed in my hamper.
tensuke
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are you dating a dog
plasmawave
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So... update?
gundamkyoukai
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Crazy stuff happens when people drink to much .
Just tell her to wash your stuff unless you want to get into sort of thing .
Just tell her to wash your stuff unless you want to get into sort of thing .
That's more suited to the stormtrooper hitting their head GIF I think.
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