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She went auto pilot. I haven't auto piloted since 09. Chairs, clothes, drawers, you name it I've pissed there. I hope she was loaded. I don't think it's possible to auto pilot sober.
 
It's absurd that 90% of you think this is funny and are saying "just go back to sleep" "lol this is funny". It's not, it's nasty and you need to leave. It's one thing to get drunk, it's another to stand in a corner and piss on your own floor. She's got issues.
 
Finish your veggies there are starving kids in Africa.

Appreciate your girl friends piss habits, there are thirsty people on gaf.
 
Are you hanging out with my cat?

Keep your closet door shut at all times, try to keep all of your clothes elevated or in a hamper. If you see her lingering around clothes suspiciously, snap your fingers and yell.
 
221BakerStreet said:
It's absurd that 90% of you think this is funny and are saying "just go back to sleep" "lol this is funny". It's not, it's nasty and you need to leave. It's one thing to get drunk, it's another to stand in a corner and piss on your own floor. She's got issues.
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Eh, stuff happens. If she's chronically pissing on your stuff then I'd bail but a bit of pissing isn't something to break off a friendship over.
 
I've heard lots of stories about people getting shitfaced and peeing in places where pee shouldn't go. It's certainly sub-optimal, but not a huge deal.
 
I've had a similar story. I was so shit faced once, I got up and thought I got to the bathroom because I looked down and saw white. Turns out I was still in the bedroom but was pissing on my mac keyboard, and I stopped mid stream when my wife was like, "Whoa! Stop! Stop! Look at where you are!"

Lol, she led me over to the bathroom and was not pleased.

Yes, the mac keyboard still worked with dry piss in between the keys.
 
NuclearSpy said:
I've had a similar story. I was so shit faced once, I got up and thought I got to the bathroom because I looked down and saw white. Turns out I was still in the bedroom but was pissing on my mac keyboard, and I stopped mid stream when my wife was like, "Whoa! Stop! Stop! Look at where you are!"

Lol, she led me over to the bathroom and was not pleased.

Yes, the mac keyboard still worked with dry piss in between the keys.
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Jeez man, I think that warrants a replacement keyboard. I wouldn't touch that keyboard with a ten foot pole.
 
NuclearSpy said:
I've had a similar story. I was so shit faced once, I got up and thought I got to the bathroom because I looked down and saw white. Turns out I was still in the bedroom but was pissing on my mac keyboard, and I stopped mid stream when my wife was like, "Whoa! Stop! Stop! Look at where you are!"

Lol, she led me over to the bathroom and was not pleased.

Yes, the mac keyboard still worked with dry piss in between the keys.
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you kept it long enough for the piss to dry and still used it?
 
221BakerStreet said:
It's absurd that 90% of you think this is funny and are saying "just go back to sleep" "lol this is funny". It's not, it's nasty and you need to leave. It's one thing to get drunk, it's another to stand in a corner and piss on your own floor. She's got issues.
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But unfortunately no tissues.

As other people have said in this thread, it isn't uncommon to piss on the floor or on objects when drunk. Someone I used to know did it at a friend's family home. This does seem like quite an extreme example though.

Blink Me said:
The worst part was my mate who had peed on his carpet couldn't remember doing it but still phoned him up to say he did it. But my other mate still thought it was me anyway. Harsh
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Yeah. Doesn't sound like a great friend really.
 
While doing my mandatory military service I peed on a heater (whatever you call those metal boxes you burn wood in keep the tent warm) while all 11 of my squad buddies were sleeping like a few feet around it.

The metal was glowing red-hot (-20 celcius outside..) and the instant my pee hit it, pee turned into steam and made a loud noise. Some people woke up and started yelling at me. I then kinda snapped out of it and barged outside to finish peeing. Honestly I thought I was outside the whole time!

We were all so goddamn tired that nobody had the energy to even be mad about it and instead we spent a long time just laughing like maniacs about it.

Good times.
 
I would be more concerned about the fact she peed on your clothes and she told you to leave if you're not happy.

She might have a grudge against you.
Maybe she wanted you to join her in a peeing party?
 
NuclearSpy said:
I've had a similar story. I was so shit faced once, I got up and thought I got to the bathroom because I looked down and saw white. Turns out I was still in the bedroom but was pissing on my mac keyboard, and I stopped mid stream when my wife was like, "Whoa! Stop! Stop! Look at where you are!"

Lol, she led me over to the bathroom and was not pleased.

Yes, the mac keyboard still worked with dry piss in between the keys.
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kick51 said:
you kept it long enough for the piss to dry and still used it?
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Oh, I replaced it. However, I did test it months later to see if it still worked. I did wipe the keys down with lysol, but you just can't get deep into the keys until you dip it in dawn or something. I didn't see the point, so I just tossed it.
 
I don't think i would be all that offended for some reason. Urine is sterile.

I've been pissed on my animals and small children too many times to be phased. Maybe if it was some of my nicer clothes and I didn't have a change.
 
I really don't understand how people can be that drunk. I've never been wasted like that, and I doubt I ever will be. I'd go fucking mental if someone pissed on my stuff.
 
This is fucking great. Got a couple friends who have drunk piss stories. A lady friend of mine used to get piss drunk in college and had this problem where she'd open up the dresser drawer and piss on all of the clothes, and then go back to bed.

She'd done it on her roommates clothes too. It's hilarious.

I get annoyed by super drunks... I'm too old for shit like this. But the stories are hilarious. Was pretty pissed a couple months ago when I went with my GF to her friend's house and she was hitting wine hard that night, dunno why... I told her to slow down but she had hit the point of no return where she woulda made a big issue if It old her to stop drinking. So, she's fucked, I'm stone sober, and we're driving home ~20 mins. Before I left I was like "You think you'll be sick, I'll get a trash bag." And she obstantntly told me no because she didn't want to be embarrassed in front of her friend. So, we're like .. 5mins in the car and shes' like "Ugh, I don't feel good." So she's mostly sleeping and I'm headed home, ALMOST THERE. She starts to wake up and be sick and I'm like "NO NO NO WE'RE ALMOST THERE." I pull off the highway at super speed and fly into a road side gas station to grab bags right before she's about to loose it. I run out... open the passenger door... to find her and my car covered in chunky red wine vomit everywhere. She just sat and puked on herself and the car, didn't even open the door. All over the inside of my car. Fucking everywhere. I have no idea how it got to some of the places that it got.

She then came home and broke our humidifier like a goddamn moron. I usually don't get pissed but I just put her to bed and told her not to touch anything before she breaks something else. Spent the whole next day puking and getting over dramatic about it. When she sobered up and pulled her life back together the next day, I told her, like everybody gets drunk and that's fine, it's fine to get shit faced once in a while, but it's not okay to get so fucked up that you're a mess and someone has to take care of you. Those days are gone.

Oh, it was also our 3 year anniversary. We were supposed to go out together but changed plans at the last minute because her friend was in town who she hadn't seen in a while. Which is why we went to that person's house (well, her family's house). So, on our anniversary, I was cleaning chunky red wine vomit out of my car. I still find pieces of it in crevices and stuff, dried, hardened red puke pieces. Can't wait to get it detailed in a month.
 
Mistah said:
oh god :/

anyhow talked to her and she took a fucking sleeping pill while she was drinking the bacardi and eristof :/
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So, you'd been at your friends house, helping her with stuff to get set up in her new home. You were tired. She said she wasn't. Suddenly she's drunk. She pees on your clothes. When you ask her what's up, she says to leave if you don't like it. Then she took a sleeping pill?

I'm assuming she was at home the whole time? Getting that drunk by yourself and then taking a sleeping pill points to some serious issues.


First off:
Your clothes are fine. Urine is sterile. However, the minerals and temperature of urine makes for a great place for bacteria to grow. So the absolutely first thing you should do - and I have no idea why you haven't, or why you've let her sleep on the urine stained clothes, or why you haven't gotten her in bed, or why you haven't prevented her taking a sleeping pill when she's drunk - is to rinse the clothes. Take them to the tub and soak them. They'll be fine. Nothing to worry about. Or use her washer, if she has one. It'll take a couple of hours, then they might even be dry enough to leave.


Then it's time to figure out what to do. Be there, see to it that she doesn't pass out or put herself in danger in any way. Talk to her in the morning. Let her know she likely has a problem.
 
Mistah said:
oh god :/

anyhow talked to her and she took a fucking sleeping pill while she was drinking the bacardi and eristof :/
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You didn't delve any further into why she was mixing alcohol and sleeping pills? At the least, you need to ask her how often she does it. It could be very dangerous for her.
 
Mistah said:
Gaf I need you're opinion. Atm I'm staying at a girlfriend who just bought her first house and I'm helping her fixing her roof and someother stuff. I went to sleep a bit early as I been working my ass alot these last days and she said she was going to do some little stuff as she wasnt feeling tired. Few hours went and suddenly I hear this water leaking sound in the room I sleep But was fucking shocked at what I saw. That girlfriend was fucking peeing on a bunch of my clothes ! I yelled Wtf are you doing ?! and she just replied if you don't like get out of my house in a drunken way she is waisted beyond fuck. And now she is sleeping on that same bunch of clothes:( Wtf do I need to do ? Bail out or help her ? Honestly I don't know :s



Short story.

Staying at a girlfriend who bought her house that needs to fix some shit.
Slept early and got woken up by a drunken girlfriend who was peeing on my clothes and is now sleeping on it.
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I honestly don't even know what to say to this.
 
If those were prescription sleeping pills than it's a wonder she only pee'd on your clothes. Check the kitchen, she may have made a pee cake too.
 
I've dealt with similar before. Was drinking at a friend's place and ended up sleeping in his basement (nice finished basement with some theater seats, good for sleeping). Like 4am I hear one of my friends get up and stumble around. The I hear the unmistakable sound of liquid splashing on a hardwood floor. I'm thinking "oh God, please let him have knocked over a can of beer or something." He eventually stumbles back to his chair and falls asleep again. Then I get up, using my phone as a flashlight to survey the damage. Eventually I do find a puddle in the corner. I grab a massive was of paper towels and actually clean it all up. I did not speak of it the following morning.

Though eventually I found out this was not the first time this had happened, nor was it the worst occurance. If I'm not mistaken, sleepwalking can be exacerbated by alcohol, so that's always a concern.
 
I wanted to post something funny but drinking that hard stuff and taking sleeping pills while alone seems kinda serious. At least for future sleep overs you'll know to bring a spare set of clothes along.
 
The Albatross said:
I pull off the highway at super speed and fly into a road side gas station to grab bags right before she's about to loose it. I run out... open the passenger door... to find her and my car covered in chunky red wine vomit everywhere. She just sat and puked on herself and the car, didn't even open the door. All over the inside of my car. Fucking everywhere. I have no idea how it got to some of the places that it got.
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Should have just rolled her out of the car as soon as you stopped.
 
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