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[Dion Blaster]

drunk sleep pissers are all too real

One of my roomate's friends tried pissing in our fireplace. He wasn't even that drunk!

 

[Acorn]

I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid, one time I apparently pissed in the bin.

 

[Falcs]

Fuuuuuuuuuck, op!! You should have taken a picture! Didn't have to get her face in it.
This thread could have been glorious!

 

[Pizza con salsiccia]

This thread will go places.

 

[phxxBullet]

Read all the posts and still can't believe what OP was going through.. like, how can you be so drunk to pee on others shit and yell at them? lol

 

[Tabasco]

Can't believe I'm reading something like this at 3 AM on GAF.

 

[Mistah]

Fuuuuuuuuuck, op!! You should have taken a picture! Didn't have to get her face in it.
This thread could have been glorious!

it doesnt come up in mind the first few minutes as you're in disbelieve of what just happend.

 

[Pizza con salsiccia]

Read all the posts and still can't believe what OP was going through.. like, how can you be so drunk to pee on others shit and yell at them? lol

It's her house !

 

[THRILLH0]

I'd be laughing too hard to be mad, to be honest.

ftfy

 

[Ravek]

As I was reading the post it played out in my head as a horror movie.

Awoken by a strange trickling noise. I look around and see a silhouette of a person. I yell out "What the fuck are you doing?" Lightning strikes and I see her there, squatting over my clothes. Her head turns sharply and her cold, dead eyes stare right through me. "If you don't like it then geeeeeeeet ouuuuuuuttt!" She yells. Her mouth moved, but the voice seemed to be coming from somewhere else. I panicked and ran out of the room.

Anyway, that's how it played out in my head. If she's a good friend maybe talk to her about getting some help?

Bravo. Simply brilliant.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I'm still not wholly convinced this actually happened, but the thread has been too great for me to care about that.

All she said was "sorry"? How is that even remotely good enough?

 

[Intheflorsh]

You found a good one, OP. Time to pop the question.

 

[Glasshole]

I'm still not wholly convinced this actually happened, but the thread has been too great for me to care about that.

All she said was "sorry"? How is that even remotely good enough?

Reminds me of that Gaf-thread where a girl shat all over the dude during sex ("ass-explosion") and was like "sorry *shrugs*"

 

[YoungHav]

Let her pee on your socks and wear them all day.

 

[Maddocks]

Pick her up and take your clothes, toss them in the washing machine while you toss her in the shower. Since you smell like piss now you have to jump into the shower as well. Have crazy shower sex and sleep in the same bed. Wake up and high five her and go,"Yup"

 

[Enco]

Errr... Bail out?

Don't see any other realistic option. Unless if you want to white knight and maybe get with her crazy ass.

Drunk or not this is a fucked put thing to do. No defence.

 

[Azuran]

I don't get it. Why would someone bail out on a friend in need? Maybe I'm just weird, but if I see one of my friends in this situation, I would try to help them out instead of posting on GAF first.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

I think she may be possessed by a demon, OP. You will have to exorcise her.

 

[Dennis]

She scent-marked your clothes to establish her dominance over you.

 

[TUROK]

If you put the clothes on, it's almost like you had sex.

 

[Ravek]

If you put the clothes on, it's almost like you had sex.

Dude knows what's up.

 

[Dennis]

lmao I remember that thread.

"A fine vintage!"

 

[Weilthain]

I pee'd on my saxophone one time when I was really drunk and I'm not that weird so maybe its ok.

 

[Ravek]

I pee'd on my saxophone one time when I was really drunk and I'm not that weird so maybe its ok.

Did you play said saxophone immediately following its ammonia flavored shower?

 

[vikki]

I had a girlfriend that violently tried to get into the basement at my parents' house to use the bathroom. There is no bathroom in the basement and she was drunk. Maybe wait for your girl to sober up, because it sounds like she hasn't the slightest clue about what she's doing.

That same gf that tried to get into my basement also woke up my parents when she walked into their room and just stood near my mom on her drunken crusade to use the bathroom (all in the same night). I mean, my mom woke up and there is my gf standing next to her. Eventually my gf realized that it wasn't the bathroom, but I was beckoned from slumber to deal with it. Gf remembered nothing in the morning.

 

[Weilthain]

Did you play said saxophone immediately following its ammonia flavored shower?

never played it ever again take good care of your musical instruments, and don't pee on them.

 

[Piccoro]

Short story.

Staying at a girlfriend who bought her house that needs to fix some shit.
Slept early and got woken up by a drunken girlfriend who was peeing on my clothes and is now sleeping on it.

OP, if she is really your friend, HELP HER! Don't just go away! This is serious, if she pissed on your clothes then laid in them she obviously has a drinking problem.
Like others have said, she can suffocate on her vomit or worse. Try to take her to bed and talk with her in the morning.
How long do you know each other?

 

[JawzPause]

Honestly man that's fucked up. When she's sober confront her about it.

 

[Enco]

I don't get it. Why would someone bail out on a friend in need? Maybe I'm just weird, but if I see one of my friends in this situation, I would try to help them out instead of posting on GAF first.

Only possible issue is if she vomits during her sleep. But you can't stay awake all night for her.

How else would you help? Tell her to go to Alcoholics Anonymous?

 

[Mistah]

I don't get it. Why would someone bail out on a friend in need? Maybe I'm just weird, but if I see one of my friends in this situation, I would try to help them out instead of posting on GAF first.

Im going home atm gonna get some clean clothes then probably go back to her and have a little chat I was just shocked as I would never though something like this would happen.

 

[davepoobond]

Wait, what?

That's what I'm saying!

He's acting like he was surprised to see her drunk. When did she get drunk while he was still in the house and why wasn't he drinking with her!

 

[commedieu]

why would she mark stuff she already owns.

Strange.

edit: wait, she peed on your clothes.

Makes sense.

 

[RaikuHebi]

I was watching a documentary the other day and this is exactly what male bears do to mark their territory.

You're girlfriend is a male bear.

 

[Rentahamster]

Only read the OP, but that sounds hot as fuck....but then again, I'm a little drunk. good luck!

 

[Mt Heart Attack]

I was watching a documentary the other day and this is exactly what male bears do to mark their territory.

They pee on their clothes?

 

[Copenap]

Op, are you for real? How did this go down?

*Girl pissing on Ops clothes*
Op: Excuse me, what is your intention if I may ask?
Girl: STFU
Op: ok.jpg
*Op proceeds to ask gaf for advice whilr a girl is sleeping on his piss soaking clothes*

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Ready to start my day..thanks, OP!

 

[Jimmyfenix]

How close of a friend are you too this woman OP?

 

[Piccoro]

Only read the OP, but that sounds hot as fuck....but then again, I'm a little drunk. good luck!

Go get some sleep, Rentahmster...

 

[ZROCOOL]

Lay down some baby gravy on her.


But seriously, that's messed up. Lol

 

[Sqrt_minus_one]

1. Carry her to her bed to sleep it off
2. Do your laundry - wash and dry
3. Write in her lipstick on the wall I GTFO
4. Shit on her forehead on the way out
5. Profit

Wtf type of question is this does this person sound like a reasonable human being.

 

[The One and Done™]

 

[n00bsauce87]

Just wash your clothes later in the morning, tell her what happened so she can feel embarrassed, then she'll say sorry and you might get something good at the end.

This is not a bail out reason. Seriously? I thought it would be something as bad as setting your clothes on fire.

 

[Floex]

She's just marking her territory.

 

[red731]

OP, don't be pissed.

Seriously tho, I would pack stuff and leave - but I would take the pissed on clothes, wash them at least in hands and hair dry it. You'll have clothes then and can proceed on the wtf journey from this girl.......friends house.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Just wash your clothes later in the morning, tell her what happened so she can feel embarrassed, then she'll say sorry and you might get something good at the end.

This is not a bail out reason. Seriously? I thought it would be something as bad as setting your clothes on fire.

Yes.

 

[RoninChaos]

I wasn't expecting... that. Not sure what I was expecting. But it wasn't that.

 

[Colorful Vocabulary]

Some of the strangest threads I've read all seem to originate on GAF. I mean, you could make a sitcom out of some of this material here.

 

[shuri]

In some cultures, this is a mark of appreciation. I would interpret it as a sign of appreciation for the help.

 

[figadapaura]

Reminds me of that Gaf-thread where a girl shat all over the dude during sex ("ass-explosion") and was like "sorry *shrugs*"

lmao how does that happen?