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[Mistel]

lmao how does that happen?

Some just loose all bowel control and let loose so to say. As far as I understand.

In some cultures, this is a mark of appreciation. I would interpret it as a sign of appreciation for the help.

Where's your thread about it?

 

[Dorimukyasuto]

YES! This is what Gaf is all about.

 

[PirateKing]

Reminds me of that Gaf-thread where a girl shat all over the dude during sex ("ass-explosion") and was like "sorry *shrugs*"

Link to thread?

 

[SmokyDave]

I'd just wake her up and say 'oi you pisshead twat, you just took a slash on those clothes you're sleeping on'.

I'm wondering how close a friend this chick is if you had no idea she'd do this kinda thing.

 

[Bold One]

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Thinking of having a talk with her and then bail out. Gonna have to find someone to pick me up as I cant go on the bus like this :/

I think the bigger question is why did you strip down just to take a nap? Da fuck?

 

[1.21Gigawatts]

Interesting situation. I'd just go back to sleep.

 

[Bit-Bit]

Interesting situation. I'd just go back to sleep.

Seriously, just sleep it off and deal with it afterwards.

 

[Thursday War]

the fuck is wrong with gaf lately

 

[Hasney]

My ex once got so drunk she came in and squatted over my bed and pissed in the corner of it. I couldn't stop laughing and after she managed to have enough to control to clean herself up, I just popped her on the sofa while I changed the bedding then went back to bed.

I ribbed her in the morning about it and that was the end of it. She didn't say "get out" or anything like that though, she was incapable of speech.

Just talk to her when she's sober if she's a friend worth keeping. Shit happens... Just be glad shit didn't happen that time.

 

[Silver_DNA]

At the very least you have one hell of a story to tell at dinner parties.

 

[Frodo]

My ex once got so drunk she came in and squatted over my bed and pissed in the corner of it. I couldn't stop laughing and after she managed to have enough to control to clean herself up, I just popped her on the sofa while I changed the bedding then went back to bed.

I ribbed her in the morning about it and that was the end of it. She didn't say "get out" or anything like that though, she was incapable of speech.

Just talk to her when she's sober if she's a friend worth keeping. Shit happens... Just be glad shit didn't happen that time.

A very close friend of mine threw up on (her own) TV thinking it was a bucket. Drunk people. Maybe OP's friend had no idea she was peeing on OP's clothes. I also have a cousin who, sleepwalking, almost pee'd on his sister once and managed to pee in his wardrobe several times.

That being said, what kind of friend drinks that much alone while their friend is sleeping at another room?

 

[GraveHorizon]

Have her clean those grotty piss-stained clothes, then either help her with her problem or ditch her forever.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I wonder if she was pissed OP didn't make a move. Like, did she get upset because mistah didn't become her love slave? Alcohol just turns off the 'inhibitor'. She's upset about something. If OP has been doing the work, maybe she was hopeful he would work a few other things out.

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

Only on NeoGAF.

Good luck bud!

 

[BGBW]

Wait, does this mean OP just throws his clothes on the floor?

 

[TomPUH]

Inappropriate behavior such as urinating in closets (more common in children)

Yeah right, I did this twice last year. I'm 24.

 

[gdt]

Mannnnnnnn

 

[Pinko Marx]

I once peed on my friends TV and NES. I was too drunk to realize it wasn't the bathroom. So i can understand peeing on things while drunk, but peeing AND being belligerent about it is just unacceptable.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Seems to me like she's just marking her territory, it's natural.

 

[Mistel]

the fuck is wrong with gaf lately

 

[Amagon]

I wish some girl peed on me.

 

[vikki]

I once peed on my friends TV and NES. I was too drunk to realize it wasn't the bathroom. So i can understand peeing on things while drunk, but peeing AND being belligerent about it is just unacceptable.

That's what I'm saying. It's not uncommon to have NO idea what the fuck you're doing when you're drunk. Move the drunk, wash the clothes, and when she finally wakes up let her know what she did. Maybe find out how often she does this so you'll know whether or not to bail out.

 

[Solo]

Your girlfriend is fucking disgusting

 

[marrec]

I wish some girl peed on me.

Guys, I smell a love connection!

 

[Daffy Duck]

I love this place!

My life is so plain and dull compared to what goes on in some of your lives.



Amazing story, I'd be too busy wetting myself at this to be mad.

 

[Fusebox]

She is gonna be so embarrassed tomorrow.

 

[Always-honest]

record it on your iPhone, confront her.

Also.. maybe find a washing machine and wash your clothes.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

If she doesn't realize what happened when she wakes up, tell her she looks sexy wearing your clothes.

I wear your piss soaked clothes, I look incredible.

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

Do the honorable thing and move her away from the clothes. Put on some pee soaked clothes, sleep in the pile and have her think you did it.

That is some top-tier... something.

 

[AlexMogil]

Do the honorable thing and move her away from the clothes. Put on some pee soaked clothes, sleep in the pile and have her think you did it.

Yellow knighting is not the solution.

 

[Nakho]

I'm an expert when it comes to peeing on things. She's just making sure you understand that she feels you two are close enough to share your thoughts in a free and comfortable way.

Go pee on her stuff and hump her leg.
Super simple stuff.

.... Must not avatar quote ....

 

[Portugeezer]

R Kelly her. She is probably into that

 

[Blink Me]

My mate sleep walked and peed on my mates carpet once after a beer festival. Got splash back in my face which sucked. What sucked even more though was that I got blamed for it and now my mate who I'd been friends with for nearly 20 years doesn't talk to me anymore.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Isn't she marking her territory? OP, you are owned now.

 

[hachi]

I had a drunk girlfriend wet the bed once back in college, so I kind of assumed this type of incident isn't exactly rare. I only remember my half-conscious quip upon waking to it in the middle of the night: "I think your water broke." She wasn't pregnant.

 

[tkscz]

I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid, one time I apparently pissed in the bin.

Same thing happened to me as a kid. She might have been sleep walking OP.

 

[daycru]

Isn't she marking her territory? OP, you are owned now.

How many times is this going to be posted?

 

[striferser]

Wow, this is gold

 

[Prophet Steve]

I had a drunk girlfriend wet the bed once back in college, so I kind of assumed this type of incident isn't exactly rare. I only remember my half-conscious quip upon waking to it in the middle of the night: "I think your water broke." She wasn't pregnant.

Losing bladder control is something a tiny bit different than going to the belongings of someone else and proceeding to pee on that.

 

[IISANDERII]

This is fortunate because you don't have to fix her roof and other crap anymore.

 

[Koppai]

Is this your girlfriend:

 

[totowhoa]

I did this a few days ago to my gf after a big party. I peed on a shelf / floor and a stuffed yoshi and some baskets.

Also did this once before by walking into the closet and peeing in her shoe.

 

[InfiniteBento]

I wish some girl peed on me.

 

[andymcc]

i've heard of drunk girlfriends doing weirder shit *shrug*

just how drunk was she?

 

[Astral]

I'd be pretty pissed.

 

[terrisus]

She's marking her territory, obviously.

 

[Dosia]

Dude this same story pretty much happened to my brother in laws best friend last year. Crazy girlfriend got drunk and pissed on a pile of his clothes. Is this a new thing? lmao

 

[Sneds]

My mate sleep walked and peed on my mates carpet once after a beer festival. Got splash back in my face which sucked. What sucked even more though was that I got blamed for it and now my mate who I'd been friends with for nearly 20 years doesn't talk to me anymore.

Seems like a severe over-reaction on their part.

 

[Bold One]

My mate sleep walked and peed on my mates carpet once after a beer festival. Got splash back in my face which sucked. What sucked even more though was that I got blamed for it and now my mate who I'd been friends with for nearly 20 years doesn't talk to me anymore.