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Goodbye GAF! (P.S. I'm Drinky Crow)

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CurseoftheGods

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This is worse than the time I fell asleep with a dick in my mouth and took a picture.




























































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White Man

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We can only trust GAFWiki now. Here's what is tells us about JackFrost2012:

JackFrost2012 is the GAF alter ego of Neil Peart, the technically proficient but completely soulless drummer for the Canuckian band RUSH. His posts are characterized by his tedious love of all things Objectivist, the novel Anthem (by the unfortunately prolix and man-jawed author Ayn Rand) in particular. He is directly responsible for the GAF meme of "wacky jappy," the torch for which has been carried by far less talented proselytes such as sp0rsk, belgurdo, and that fat fag Chris "Kobun Heat" Kohler.
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White Man

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For the record, what it says about me:

White Man has made a career out of trivial idiosyncracy wed to a radical homosexual agenda. His sole unstated purpose is to stage mass gay recruitment drives at local high schools by driving a primered Chevy Wagoneer to them during lunch hours with the words "HALO 3 INSIDE LOL" painted badly on the sides. Unsuspecting teens are lured into the back where they are raped into submission by White Man dressed in a pantsless Master Chief suit.

He also has a 9 inch cock made of papier-mache, used syringes, and AIDS. It is filled with thick, white love.

Like olimario, he claims that he "doesn't hate black people."

See also: The Camille Paglia Fan Club.
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jj984jj

He's a pretty swell guy in my books anyway.
Wow, I always thought Gahiggidy and Lemurnator weren't Drinky, but all this time it was JackFrost? Unexpected, but why keep the joke account instead?
 
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White Man

Member
duderon said:
Where is the GAFWiki WhiteMan?
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GAFWiki is ready for public, I just need a logo and a conversation with the mods. It's been in "testing" the past month with a dozen or so users. Niggling problems with Wiki aside, it's ready for showtime once I get a logo and the thumbs up from the mucky muck.

NOTE: I link to an image from GAFWiki earlier in this thread. Do some detective work.
 
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Zilch

Banned
If AV's Drinky account was allowed to troll and do basically anything without fear of getting banned, surely the 'no multiple accounts' rule doesn't apply to him?
 
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duderon

rollin' in the gutter
White Man said:
GAFWiki is ready for public, I just need a logo and a conversation with the mods. It's been in "testing" the past month with a dozen or so users. Niggling problems with Wiki aside, it's ready for showtime once I get a logo and the thumbs up from the mucky muck.

NOTE: I link to an image from GAFWiki earlier in this thread. Do some detective work.
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Thanks :)
 
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GDGF

Soothsayer
So was Castillian Doug Erickson or Andrew Vastel?

This is all too strange. I think i'm going to go get high or something.
 
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Joeholley

Member
Grizzlyjin said:
This thread gives me the same feeling as the final Matrix movie.
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Well put. Although sadly, this could mean a dozen different things to a dozen different people. To me, you can sum it up with the word 'disappointment'.
 
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Pellham

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heh I remember a while back about a poster getting banned by drinky on the forums, and then later coming back (after being unbanned by Castellan) and telling everyone how much drinky sucked and how much Castellan was awesome. And then people started making fun of him for the irony. Oh the irony now...
(I don't remember the guy's name otherwise i'd try dig for the post)
 
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Gruco

Banned
I for one would like to thank everyone who put the hard work into making GAFWiki a reality.

SolidSnakeX -

A milquetoast, passive-aggressive Gaffot with a pro-Sony reflex rivaling that of Marty Chinn. When not offering his oily support for the latest industry non-sequiturs jawed by the eccentric and possibly Viagra-dependent Sony mouthpiece Ken Kutaragi, SolidSnakeX is compulsively obsessing over software published by Suikoden IV and Cy-Girls developer Konami.

GAF Fun Fact: SolidSnakeX is actually a giant perambulatory vagina filled with teeth.
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The Beatles -

The musical equivalent of the Holocaust, except everyone is still convinced they happened.
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Crisis

Banned
GDGF said:
So was Castillian Doug Erickson or Andrew Vastel?

This is all too strange. I think i'm going to go get high or something.
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Me, too. Maybe I'll get some of this shit after I smoke something.
 
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White Man

Member
GAF Critic
From GAFWiki

The "GAF Critic" is GAF's very own arch-conservative ombudsman. That's right; he's the self-appointed ombudsman of a retarded videogaming message board. With such lofty aspirations comes all of the personal peccadilloes that accompany it: mouth-breathing Republican sophistry; anti-homosexual paranoia; arbitrary capitalization of nouns; a stupendously unfunny sense of Biblical justice; and gross Nintendo fandom.

Conventional wisdom holds that The GAF Critic has no penis. Scientific tests conducted external to both sites have confirmed this collective hypothesis. You can read the angry, pompous scrawl of this shrill, disaffected little teenaged porkchop at http://gafcritic.blogspot.com. He appreciates comments; especially those he writes himself. And buttseckz. But only if you tell him you've been saved first.
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VALIS

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Agent Dormer is a notorious "videogame journalist" known for his ability to enrage Nintendo fans, and people who spell videogame "vidoegame". He also likes revealing who posters on the forum actually are, so watch out for that, JackFrost2012.

This page was last modified 03:25, 22 February 2006.
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PLOT THICKENS
 
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isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
HyperZone<3 said:
Lemurs is banned now. Somebody made up a teenage girl suffering from a fatal disease? That's just really sick.
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I can GUARANTEE you that Lemurs is real. She's posted numerous pics and a couple of 'em even has a sign with her name and/or "OA" written on them. Plus she's recorded her voice saying her name and other stuff related to OA/RA before. Trust me she's real.


Souldriver said:
the genius of the character drinky is completely gone now. Now we know he is just full of shit and has to act like a character, while before we were left with the idea Drinky really wás a fanboy hater by hearts.

Anything he'll post now just isn't funny anymore. Such a shame...
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shuri said:
This fake manufactured drama is so freaking stupid.
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Lots of things being said that makes sense in this thread :)
 
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White Man

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Reirom
From GAFWiki

Reirom am ROMs. This is as indisputable as the fact that Reirom is also the "midas netal". Reirom lives in a cave in Brasil, where his coterie of elite hacking ninjas strike terror into the hearts of shitwit videogaming messageboard posters and trawl through pre-1950 movie image archives for visual non-sequiturs.

Standing opposite of Reirom is m0rphix, a morbidly obese millionaire anime collector. He hates all that Reirom stands for: i.e. ROMs. m0rphix is at his credible best when he is moralizing. Hopefully, these profound self-examinations occur while he is slashing into a 4' x 4' box of third-rate loli hentai shipped straight from Taiwanese bootleggers.

Together they create a sort of internet anti-matter, the resulting implosive phenomenon of which is called "rosebudding" or "rosebudding total".
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Olimario
From GAFWiki

Olimario is a transient idea; like the cherry blossoms of Japanese iconography, he bloomed in the spring of GAF, only to fall in autumn. By "spring" we mean those dolorous hours when he was a self-loathing arch-Christian fatty; and by "autumn" we mean when he later traded naked pictures of his flat-chested girlfriend in exchange for a PSP.

GAF Fun Fact: Olimario's dad works for NASA as the semi-retarded janitor who put the sugar in the Challenger's gas tank.
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distantmantra

Member
One time that Whiteman and I hung out, I asked about MAF, but I just accepted Drinky as the dude who he worked with at MS, and never questioned his existence. Oh well, the Drinky character never bothered me, so this really means nothing to me.
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
White Man said:
GAFWiki is ready for public, I just need a logo and a conversation with the mods. It's been in "testing" the past month with a dozen or so users. Niggling problems with Wiki aside.
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i find the word niggling racist
 
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MC Safety

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Pellham said:
then spill them!
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What's to tell? The whole thing is an elaborate in-joke.

Now that the secret has been revealed, just clap your hands to your cheeks, gape openmouthed, and exclaim "Whaaaaa?"
 
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mosaic

go eat paint
I'm confused. Which of you is Sparticus?

I always thought MrAngryFace was really MartyChinn

You are the you in Gendo Ikari's mind
 
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