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Goodbye GAF! (P.S. I'm Drinky Crow)

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Andy787 said:
As long as the ship is sinking, I may as well offload this account, too. This one never rose to the notoriety of the others, but it served me well in many a DS thread, and complimented Drinky nicely. For the record, I am not schizophrenic, nor do I have multiple personality disorder.
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Says who? Andy787? Drinky? Jack? Andrew?
Good Lord.
 
So you're not that fat guy with a gatorade bottle, but someone pretending to be that fat guy with a gatorade bottle :lol :lol :lol
 
:lol

DRINKY KILLED HIMSELF!

NINTENDO FANBOYS REJOYCE ACROSS THE LAND!

COME OUT OF YOUR HOLES WITH GAMECUBES AND DS' IN TOW.

THE TROLL IS DEAD :)

GAF AM FUKD
 
You made the right decision Drinky. Screw the haters. I can't imagine a GAF without drinky trolling the fanboys and the concurrent "drinky's not funny" and "ban drinky, wah wah" posts.
 
junkster said:
Backstory on this please?
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some pic on the net comes up with doug ericson as the search (or erikson sp whatever) thus being associated with drinky, im assuming the name is probably fairly common tho so who knows, even if not that pic isnt er...drinky...who is = andrew vers.....er...'error' *head implodes*
 
MaestroRyan said:
Drinky, Willco, MAF, Amirox, Andy787, Wellington, Jackfrost and I are all the same person.



THE DS IS A WASTE OF LIFE AS NINTENDO SETS THE BAR LOW AGAIN. GO PSP PSP FTW
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You forgot drohne.
 
Doug is fat and dumb. Me -- Andrew -- is svelte and sexy!

And the Nintendo fanboy hate is 100% real. All the Drinky Incarnations hate Nintendo fanfolk -- in fact, it's our unifying raison d'etre!
 
According to GAFWiki, this is Drinky Crow:

DrinkyCrow.jpg

And everybody knows that Wikis can't be wrong.

And here is what GAfWiki says about the now elusive Drinky Crow:

Drinky Crow is the online persona of Dave Chappelle. He has a vocal and rational hatred of the Nintendo DS. Why would you want that thing? BUY A PSP.

Drinky Crow is your friend, even if you don't feel he likes you.

The character of Drinky Crow comes from the comic strip Ma'akies, drawn and written by Tony Millionaire. Tony Millionaire thinks games are for fags. Except Magna Carta.

He also likes to hump homos in the homo butt.
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Jackfrost loved ouendan though

This is just another one of your stunts. You're not fooling me. Jackfrost will be posting within a week.
 
This is like those dreams you have when sick - not nightmares, just endless chores, tiresome, trite, repetive, neverending. Like leaving the dishes unwashed for a long time, weeks, months, until a big mountain must be washed: You know it will go on for a long time and it leeches every last drop of will to live left in your body.
 
Probationsmack said:
Jackfrost loved ouendan though

This is just another one of your stunts. You're not fooling me. Jackfrost will be posting within a week.
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Plus Jackfrost said Nintendogs was "pretty good".
 
Wait a minute...

You mean all this time I've been mentally nicknaming "Drinky Crow" with names like "Stinky Hoe", "Smelly pro", I've been mentally nicknaming the former founder of one of the first sites dedicated to Square games with those nicknames?

No wonder early last year he's been calling FF III DS vaporware...
 
What the hell is wrong with all of these people with multiple accounts? If this news is true then I can't ever find Drinky Crow funny again... it's just sad now; I'm sure when he discovers he fucked up he'll try and pretend it was all a joke.

GAF is dead to me now. :(
 
Guys, I feel it's time for me to come clean. I am everyone on the forum except for Drinky/Jackfrost. Let's keep arguing with ourselves again, selves.
 
Drinky Crow is eternal, whenever the person in real life moves on or dies the account passes on to someone else so that Drinky Crow lives forever.

Since I just revealed the secret if I disappear in the night you know what happened to me.
 
Acrylamid said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(
The funniest Nintendo hater jumped the shark.
The funniest Nintendo fan is banned.
The most obnoxious Nintendo fan is trying to save his life (and/or trade new pictures for the DS lite).
The Media Create threads are a farce due to shortage.
Nintendo (as a subject on GAF) is doomed. :(
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I could come out of retirement. I'm not as funny as DrinkyFrost, but I'm damn mean.
 
Triumph said:
Guys, I feel it's time for me to come clean. I am everyone on the forum except for Drinky/Jackfrost. Let's keep arguing with ourselves again, selves.
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Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
 
SFA_AOK said:
Do you have to visit the gaming forum to "get" all this?
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I guess. I visit the gaming forum much more than OT and I still don't get it entirely.

This whole banning of double accounts is well overdue. I can't see why people would be anything but happy about this happening (unless you yourself have more than one account). Most people who have more than one account usually use them to troll mindlessly (see: Drinky Crow) or just try and start shit. It's really annoying.
 
Triumph said:
I could come out of retirement. I'm not as funny as DrinkyFrost, but I'm damn mean.
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Thanks for trying, Raoul, but it just wouldn't be the same. I want to be trolled right, the Drinky way, or not at all.
But now, even if he continues, I won't feel the sweet sting, the thrill of Nintendominance collapsing around me. Ignorance truly was bliss.
Time to get our collective minds erased like in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
 
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