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GTA:Vice City is on my iPhone 5

Tilt to move lmao, you suckers.

It's a floating analog stick, put your finger anywhere in the bottom left and you have a centred analog stick.

If I stuck my knob in a cows ass, I'd have a wet and warm hole......

I wouldn't want to use that everyday either.....
 
Get a load of this nut with ONLY a touchscreen!

Meanwhile, i'm sitting here pretty with the best of both worlds!
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If he uploads a play through to youtube you could get to experience the game without having to put up with the awful controls. You could even press your sticks to pretend it's you moving around.
 
That shit would not fly on any train in the Chicagoland area.

Same her in London, THERE ARE THIEVES EVERYWHERE! (Ive had so many things stolen over the years)

Yesterday I left my "Cat Litter" outside a shop in a Shopping Center/Mall for a couple of minutes, because I had enough of carrying it and I really doubted that someone would steal cat litter.....I was wrong....seriously who the frack steals cat litter!?

A long flight on a plane would be great thou!
 
Same her in London, THERE ARE THIEVES EVERYWHERE! (Ive had so many things stolen over the years)

Yesterday I left my "Cat Litter" outside a shop in a Shopping Center/Mall for a couple of minutes, because I had enough of carrying it and I really doubted that someone would steal cat litter.....I was wrong....seriously who the frack steals cat litter!?

A long flight on a plane would be great thou!

You live in a City where someone tweeted themselves holding a giant bag of basmati rice during a riot.
 
Does this have the entire original soundtrack?

They pulled the PC version due to a copyright claim over a Michael Jackson song, so I doubt it. A video I saw didn't even play the right song the first time you get in a vehicle.

Oh well, it supports custom soundtracks.
 
they said in the announcement they made some changes to the control scheme (like aiming and such). can anyone detail whatve they done?
 
Forgot it came out, I'll get it either later today or tomorrow.

Dat best gta B^) let's do this




On iPad it's playable guys, just shooting is hard and annoying, everything else was great in GTA III for ios
 
Is it possible to stream the PS2 version of VC from your PS3 to your Vita? Then you could approximate the iOS experience by playing the game with your elbows.
 
To me, the controls have been perfect, especially now, that we can press on the character we want to target. It also has updated textures, character models and lighting effects. It plays extremely well on iPad Mini. Here's my shots from the other thread:

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Great lighting effects, overall it looks better than the PS2 version.

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I just came out from the lawyer's apartment and this guy is beating up the cop. Of course I knocked down the bad guy after the cop had been killed, making me the hero of the day.

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This is the girl who didn't pay me for the "ride"...

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Girl sitting on bench, airplane flying by - all to a nice sunset effect. Beauty strikes in the palm of your hands.

Also, the twilighting pictures are hilarious.
 
Until i see a video of someone successfully controlling the RC helicopter on this version i am not going near it. Not saying it cant be done but I want confirmation!
 
Wario64 said:
GTA:Vice City is on my iPhone 5

Yes, Wario, but: Can your iPhone 5 run Uncharted?

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
;)

I'm betting this is somewhere between the PS2 and X-box version in terms of graphics like the GTA3 port. Which is a shame since GTA3/VC on X-box were the definitive versions to play in terms of graphics.
 
This game controlled horribly with a gamepad, the combat was shit. Cant imagine it like this.
Just a few posts above you Anastacio says that the controls were already perfect but now they are more than perfect now that you can press on an enemy to target him.

So just imagine what more than perfect feels like and that's what it is. A pack of skittles with butter on top!

WEll it's coming to Xperia Play for superior mobile gaming ;)

Also, does anyone know if this or GTA3 support the PS3 controller like games like Shadowgun on android?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRMKkKJ8FY8
 
Well, it's perfect for what you can get out of a touch screen interface. I realy have no problem at all controlling games on touchscreens. I'm not even looking on the screen when turning my car or accelerating/braking. It's just about having a feel for where the buttons are placed. =/
 
Il assume this has controller support like GTA3 does.

Nexus 7 + OTG cable + wired controller + only 3D GTA game I truly loved....... Might have to pick this up when its out on google play store.

For those wondering... no rooting required for wired xbox controller on controller supported games.
 
Il assume this has controller support like GTA3 does.

Nexus 7 + OTG cable + wired controller + only 3D GTA game I truly loved....... Might have to pick this up when its out on google play store.

For those wondering... no rooting required for wired xbox controller on controller supported games.

Yep. Android is the best of the worst kind of gaming.
 
I just refurbished a phat PS2 and bought the GTA PS2 trilogy at Wal-Mart.

I'm now playing this game on my 50" Plasma with all the jaggies and grainy image.

God intended for this game to be played in its original form.
 
I need to find a gaming forum that truncates overlong thread titles to the first 22 characters so I can post a thread named "iPhone 5 getting GTA:Vice City" and then sit back and watch it explode.
 
Never played this game before, don't really want to first experience it with touchscreen buttons.

Would buy a HD remaster, though
 
Pretty impressed with Rockstar on this one. Seems like they went the extra mile with better textures, lightning and touched up models. Also, with better camera control (you don't have to reach the center of the screen anymore) and tap enemy to lock-on the game now is actually playable, contrary to GTAIII.

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I have to ask: Is Wario 64 an alt account by some mod? Not that I have the slightest problem with his threads or posts but other people would get banned for some of them.
 
I wish Rockstar would release 10th Anniversary GTA III and Vice City on XBLA. Just makes much more sense to me than releasing them on mobile platforms with shit controls no matter how good they look.

I feel that after GTA SA is out on phones, they will do a GTAIII (III, VC, SA) and GTA Portable (LCS, VCS, CW) collection. They could do the latter right now actually.....GTA VC and SA got ESRB rated for PS3, but those are just ISO dumps, after SA comes out and sometime after V they will probably do it and release on PSN/XBL/Steam.
 
Vita/PSP/3DS/DS/Gamegear/Gameboy am cry ;_;


GTA3 was pretty great on iOS, even if shooting was impossible. Did you ever 100% it Wario64?

Pretty impressed with Rockstar on this one. Seems like they went the extra mile with better textures, lightning and touched up models. Also, with better camera control (you don't have to reach the center of the screen anymore) and tap enemy to lock-on the game now is actually playable, contrary to GTAIII.

WOW, mobile GOTY
 
Individual fingers in cutscenes alone make this the definitive version. No more characters waving their huge cinderblocks of hands around.
 
I have to ask: Is Wario 64 an alt account by some mod? Not that I have the slightest problem with his threads or posts but other people would get banned for some of them.

My theory is Wario 64 is an account that every mod uses to post news.
 
You also couldn't drive or really do anything.
I suppose I could have been in the midst of a fever dream, but I remember playing GTA III all the way through with no problems.

Individual fingers in cutscenes alone make this the definitive version. No more characters waving their huge cinderblocks of hands around.
lmfao @ cinderblocks, that is a definite improvement. Crazy how I missed that back in the PS2 days, they look so weird.
 
I have to ask: Is Wario 64 an alt account by some mod? Not that I have the slightest problem with his threads or posts but other people would get banned for some of them.

Wario has a good sense of humor and can still be informative (sales, iOS releases, etc). Others get banned for attempting the same thing due to the fact that they are neither clever nor informative.

That's my guess anyway.
 
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