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[CrankyJay]

Graham cracker butter

Came for this. Thanks. Lol

 

[PaleFolklore]

Visited his NYC restaurant last summer and had some pulled chicken sliders that were amazing. So good we went back again a couple days later.

Please tell me you live in NYC and not that you were visiting one of the greatest food cities in the world and went to a Guy Fieri restaurant twice.

 

[Ferrio]

Google "What is donkey sauce?"

"Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce. Donkey Sauce Recipe: This mayonnaise based sauce is enhanced by roasted garlic, Worcestershire, and mustard for a well-rounded flavor smash."

Thanks google.

it's fucking mayonnaise with a bit of stuff thrown in...

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Lol my dad watches Dinner drive in and dives while we have dinner. This guy is crazy.

 

[CrankyJay]

The menu items are so utterly pedestrian. He is supposed to be a world class celebrity chef, yet he is making menu items that can be found at any half way decent restaurant around the block. Is there something i'm missing here?

He's not a chef. He's a celebrity cook.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

The boss don't mess around...crispy corn tortilla chips are topped with corn tortilla chips topped with

lol

 

[Storm Chamber]

Give me some pictures and I just might eat some of this


Fuck it

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

He's not a chef. He's a celebrity cook.

He's not even a cook. He's a celebrity burger flipper.

 

[Chris R]

lol $16-17 for a burger?

Got to pay for that vaunted Guy Fieri name baby!

 

[Haly]

No Guy Fieri thread is complete without:

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Please tell me you live in NYC and not that you were visiting one of the greatest food cities in the world and went to a Guy Fieri restaurant twice.

That said there's at least 10 places I'd rather go to twice in Vegas before even considering anything Fieri's built. It'd be like going to a restaurant opened by Rachael Ray.

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08202007

 

[freenudemacusers]

Give me some pictures and I just might eat some of this


Fuck it

it's open until 2am. there's a pretty good chance i'll end up there for a midnight calorie boost.

 

[dvdjamm]

Cheesecake with potato chips and pretzels...Inspiration from finding what's in his hairbrush from a minute of "styling" his hair?

 

[Storm Chamber]

Perfect excuse to post this.

I've just discovered something fantastic.

 

[jmood88]

God, he's the definition of tacky.

 

[lenovox1]

He's not a chef. He's a celebrity cook.

I think Guy graduated from UNLV with a degree in the culinary arts field. (Fake edit: Nope. Hotel management.) BUT he's said that he's cooked professionally most of his career and I think he owned a restaurant before he went on "The Next Food Network Star."

 

[adamsappel]

I was just in Vegas. I can wholeheartedly recommend Lotus of Siam, one of the best Thai restaurants I've been to.

 

[jmood88]

This guys a douche.

He seems to rub it in so hard that he gets paid to eat awesome food. The close ups and his overreactions on the show are so painful in a good and bad way.

I love Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives because the people he talks to actually knows what they're doing but he is awful. Someone should do an edit of that show where they completely erase him out of it.

 

[depths20XX]

He's not even a cook. He's a celebrity burger flipper.

He's no even a celebrity. He's a Smash Mouth look a like.

 

[Borgnine]

He owned and operated some shit shacks called Johnny Garlics before he became The Next Food Network star, which currently have terrible reviews. But I wonder how much people liked them before he became such a hate magnet with his constant douche leaking.

 

[Spinluck]

I love Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives because the people he talks to actually knows what they're doing but he is awful. Someone should do an edit of that show where they completely erase him out of it.

I watch almost every time it's on, I can't help my love for food.

But I wouldn't mind him being replaced lol.

 

[SenorArdilla]

But is the food good?

 

[jmood88]

But is the food good?

I'm guessing it's as good as a Friday's or Chili's.

 

[peteykirch]

Just remember, his real last name is Ferry. He changed it to Fieri to make it sound more Italian.

Also he once did TV Infomercials for Flowmaster Mufflers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ1ZnScr45Q

 

[The Albatross]

listen guys, the boss don't mess around!

lol $16-17 for a burger?

I hate Guy Fieri, but $16 for a burger on the strip is just a hair higher than what I'd expect

 

[peteykirch]

Graham cracker butter

You’ll go Lansbury for this cranberry, ’cause it’s Dinner She Wrote.

 

[Brianimaniac]

Food snobs drive me nuts. This guy's food is perfectly fine.

 

[Damaniel]

No Guy Fieri thread is complete without:

Holy shit - this is the greatest thing EVER. People probably think I'm having a seizure at my desk from how hard I'm trying to hold in the laughs.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

I was just in Vegas. I can wholeheartedly recommend Lotus of Siam, one of the best Thai restaurants I've been to.

Excellent choice, but it's been topped.

 

[CassSept]

Maybe it's not that funny to people who don't play WoW, but this reading of the menu posted above is hilarious too

 

[Kemal86]

"Was it that fat fuck with the super sayjin hair?"

http://youtu.be/v3ZRAPsGoHU

 

[see5harp]

Anthony Bourdain get in a little jab in this interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eywfZh1n8ZE

 

[triplestation]

AWH YEAH?

AWWH YEAH FUCKIN MONEY

 

[see5harp]

"Was it that fat fuck with the super sayjin hair?"

http://youtu.be/v3ZRAPsGoHU

I actually ate there at Burger Me. It's not good at all. It's in Truckee, CA right outside of Lake Tahoe.

 

[Tookay]

He's no even a celebrity. He's a Smash Mouth look a like.

He's not even a Smash Mouth look-a-like. He's a piece of shit.

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

He's not a chef. He's a celebrity cook.

Calling him a cook is still going a bit too far. He's a TV host who owns a couple of restaurants.

 

[nomster]

Meh. Can't be worse than Ramses' place.

What? Ramsey's places range from upscale casual to fine dining. He doesn't have any gimmicky places like this.

 

[Fusebox]

 

[Extra Sauce]

That menu is pretty much what the guy is about. He is Dudebro in the form of a chef.

When will we get a dudebro fashion designer?

 

[lenovox1]

When will we get a dudebro fashion designer?

TapouT? Affliction?

 

[see5harp]

Wow at some of the outrage here. I don't like his show or personality but I harbor no actual hate for the man. He has a different target audience than Keller and Top Chef viewers. The average American is not going to spend $200 on a fixed menu dinner with a wine pairing.

 

[Ferrio]

Wow at some of the outrage here. I don't like his show or personality but I harbor no actual hate for the man. He has a different target audience than Keller and Top Chef viewers. The average American is not going to spend $200 on a fixed menu dinner with a wine pairing.

I do, from what we know he hates gay and jewish people. So fuck him.

 

[Fusebox]

I do, from what we know he hates gay and jewish people. So fuck him.

Serious? That's no good. He's such a flamboyant looking mofo too, I'm kind of surprised he's anti-gay.

 

[FinKL]

Did somebody say Donkey Sauce?

This was gold lol

Fries are $12, kinda expensive :O

 

[Phobophile]

It's Guy Fieri restaurant food. Imagine a steaming pile of overpriced, greasy vomitus doused in a sugar or "cheese" sauce.

 

[see5harp]

I do, from what we know he hates gay and jewish people. So fuck him.

I didn't know he hates gays and jews.

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

This is perfect for vegas. Next time I'm there I'm going to go here and get the "Salad" made of prosciutto after I gamble at the giant fake eiffel tower

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

I want pics GODDAMNIT!

 

[desertdroog]

My takeaway from the thread.

Meat Blanket.