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[TrainedRage]

Penguinz0 does a hell of a job. He even tried to smell the real thing to compare.


*sniff*
*gags*

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Paltrow really has monopolized the vagina-related product line, eh?

 

[TrainedRage]

Paltrow really has monopolized the vagina-related product line, eh?

GOOP!

 

[triplestation]

Open a can of tuna and just light that bitch

 

[TrainedRage]

Open a can of tuna and just light that bitch

 

[Fox Mulder]

Good for her. I wish I was able to sell dumb shit to morons with money.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Fbh]

Good for her. I wish I was able to sell dumb shit to morons with money.

Honestly...yeah.
It's probably selling to people who are actually into her brand, people who are just curious, weird horny dudes, people like the dude in the video aiming from clicks....... And it's like 70 bucks so the profit margin must be insane

 

[brap]

Good for her. I wish I was able to sell dumb shit to morons with money.

You mean you wish you were a woman?

 

[Dthomp]

You mean you wish you were a woman?

I wish somebody would give me money for my bath water. Being a dude is rough in todays marketplace.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I wish somebody would give me money for my bath water. Being a dude is rough in todays marketplace.

How much you charging

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

My candle smell like water.

 

[jadedm17]

Is it irony to mock a silly gimmick for monetary gain with a video covering said gimmick for your monetary gain? I fail to see the funny here.

 

[Cravis]

Gotta love the cooter candle. And if that’s too expensive for you....

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Gotta love the cooter candle. And if that’s too expensive for you....

The Internet Remains Undefeated

 

[V4skunk]

Good for her. I wish I was able to sell dumb shit to morons with money.

I have an idea but i want 40% of profits for intellectual rights! Sell your bell cheese?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Dude this guy is hilarious

"When your diet consists of raw bees and dirt smoothies"

lol does he call it a bio-weapon?

 

[CyberPanda]

 

[bucyou]

 

[Classicrockfan]

What’s next a candle that smells like Hugh Jackmans nuts?

 

[Elektro Demon]

 

[Contica]

I think she's a super intelligent ruthless business woman, and I respect that.

When you call your company goop, that kinda says it all. Goop? What the fuck is goop? Sounds like something found in a pan 28 days later.

And then you look it up in the dictionary...

goop
(ɡuːp)
n
1. a rude or ill-mannered person
2. any sticky or semiliquid substance

She's not even trying to deny she's just taking advantage of these stupid shits. Good on her I say. Rob those dumb fuckers blind.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Disappointing. Was expecting some truly disgusting shit but as expected it's nothing.

 

[M1chl]

This is really NOT the way how to heal American puritanical views...

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Soleil rouge]

That was more informative than I ever would've expected.

Can you imagine the amount of yesmen and narcissism it takes to even entertain the idea of releasing such a product.

 

[Clear]

"Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smells of disappointment".

Best closing line ever.

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

"If you're gonna sell a vagina candle, you need to have your vagina smelt."

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

What’s next a candle that smells like Hugh Jackmans nuts?

If you light these two candles at the same time does a baby candle that smells of dirty diapers birth out of the smoke?

 

[DESTROYA]

At least have it shaped like a vagina then men will buy it by the truckload, I hope we don’t start hearing cats explode into flames by getting to close to the candle because they like the smell.