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[zerokoolpsx]

Uhhhhh.

 

[Tygamr]

This sounds fun. It'd be like the next Surgeon Simulator 2013.

 

[AlexBasch]

I could write the story!

This along with the nag-attack mode made my fucking day. I'm dying.

 

[efeman]

10/10 would play.

 

[Gaz_RB]

Sethos what the fuck

 

[VanquishUK]

So drunk.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Chifferobe is OP, plz nerf.

 

[Omni]

Nag-Attack – Your wife is home. She will make your work difficult. You will be name-called, you will be called out for you incompetency, she might borrow tools or the manual for a few minutes and tell you how it is done – Which usually isn’t 100% accurate. You are on a shorter time limit as she wants her shit assembled asap

Haha, lost my shit.

Spoiler

it's so true

 

[Clockwork5]

The screw can be DLC.

I lol'd

 

[VARIA]

I think it's hilarious, but I could see it being highly controversial to many politically correct folks (wife nagging bits).

 

[Meesh]

This is actually a brilliant idea as it borrows a little from My Sims furniture building...which was the best part of the game. Toss in a little online and time attack, plus Miiverse...and maybe even a way of creating blueprints as challenges for others or even a way of using those prints for real life projects and this could be a helluva time waster.

 

[Syph Medwes]

Will buy Wii U version.

sorry no wii u version
please understand

 

[Capital_Five]

I'll give you 10 dollars if you put it on Vita.

 

[Stabby McSter]

I think it's hilarious, but I could see it being highly controversial to many politically correct folks (wife nagging bits).

Palette swap maybe? Man/dog/animorphous blob?

 

[perryfarrell]

Day 1.

A fuckin gamechanger.

 

[Horp]

Ok Sethos. I made you this:

http://www.sebastianwiberg.se/ikea/

 

[Nafai1123]

Use the impossible to control hand from Surgeon Sim and I'd play it.

 

[Beardz]

DLC: Alcohol and drugs effects

 

[Mentok]

If you make it like Surgery Simulator, you might have something there.

Wow, I was thinking the exact same thing!

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Level up and you can build a house, pay to win it out of the chain and watch moms and kids build and furnish their dream home. Add in a character and clothing, seamstress type stuff as well. Buy fabric and stuff so they can have the latest style. This game is bigger than life.

 

[dosh]

This is brilliant. Nag attack mode, jesus.

 

[Oppo]

I had this idea 10 years ago but my version was an Ikea expansion pack for the Sims, with real prices.

I think they eventually did do something like that.

 

[MYE]

....I like it.

Nag-Attack – Your wife is home. She will make your work difficult. You will be name-called, you will be called out for you incompetency, she might borrow tools or the manual for a few minutes and tell you how it is done – Which usually isn’t 100% accurate. You are on a shorter time limit as she wants her shit assembled asap.

Yep. You have the right idea here

 

[FINALBOSS]

Did you say...snus?

Fellow snus user here <3

Currently got in a Nick and Johnny Radical Red (chili flavored) its so good.

 

[GayForMaster]

Where's the kickstarter OP? You have my pledge.

 

[Flunkie]

go back to

the princess is in

do not pass

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Put it up on kickstarter with a $10,000 goal.
It'd probably make it.

 

[Toma]

Ok Sethos. I made you this:

http://www.sebastianwiberg.se/ikea/

That ending! Top class! It made me feel like... Bioshock Infinite!

Spoiler

How the whole game can be broken down into parts that didnt fit together

 

[adamantypants]

I wouldn't not play this game.

 

[Whompa]

Hey dude, I have a better idea, go buy Garry's Mod. You can build whatever you want. Just saved you 2 years of developing a game.

 

[DreadTheUnDead]

You know I had a game idea too, although unfortunately I don't have enough posts to make a thread I guess ? Not quite sure. Anyways, I was watching the smite trailer and thought a combined birds-eye strategy/third person action game might be interesting.

The game would be all online, up to four armies (divided into FFA, 2v2, or 3v1, 3v1 or 1v1). Each army is controlled by up to 4 players, totaling 16 players on the map max.

Within each army, one of the players is the commander and this player plays the game from a bird's eye view, RTS style. The other 1-3, each command one champion w/ stronger abilities and spells etc, basically like a dota hero or one of the heroes in the WC3 normal RTS mode, except they play in 3rd person mode, as is the case in smite. Then the four of you cooperate to the benefit of your one army, with player one controlling the overall army and the other three working with him to tip the scales on the ground using the stronger characters. Kinda like a combination of smite, dota, battlefield 2, and the original WC3.

Thoughts? Sorry, no furniture

 

[Dark Octave]

Can white Jesus be an unlockable character?

 

[tensuke]

You have my sale, Sethos.

 

[miDnIghtEr20C]

I'm ready to give you my SSN for a kickstarter funds ....

 

[Harken Raiser]

This actually sounds like a fun puzzle game. The instructions should be a physical object that you can flip through, zoom in and out on, and rotate. The harder the furniture, the more inaccurate the instructions - missing pages, backwards images, non-English text, etc.

 

[Zomba13]

Make it Surgeon Simulator style where you control a hand and have to pick things up/whack on things and physic stuff.

 

[PsionBolt]

I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy a good survival furniture game. (12:30 if the time fails. It's a youtube LP, so mute it.)

 

[dripdripsplash]

2.5 on a steam sale and i'd buy it.

Survival should also have an upgrade system.

 

[AusRoachman]

Brilliant idea, just about every husband can relate

 

[Riposte]

Drink a few more beers and give it another shot.

 

[Boogalogist]

Great idea! Put it on PS3/4. Use the PS Move as screwdriver or hammer, etc.

Gotta think of micro transactions ideas.

Nag-Attack mode sounds hilarious. LOL

 

[DarkoMaledictus]

Must have been some great beer.

Laced with something a lot stronger ... OP should just come clean and say he did some acid .

 

[Josh7289]

This is an awesome idea.

 

[Everdred]

Add a 50% chance of your screws striping.

 

[NuffDREW4two]

What is it?
The best fucking thing since snus.

Had to google snus. I am now illuminated.

At first I thought it was a typo. Did he mean snes? No, u isn't close to e. Did he mean anus? I suppose it's possible -- life would suck without anuses.

 

[Bunta]

I'd play it, haha.

 

[sk3tch]

Wii U exclusive

Requires Motion Plus controllers, manual is on the Pro controller and in chinese

lol

 

[FlyFaster]

after playing cookie clicker, i believe anything can be a fun game

 

[CaptainGyro]

First post "nailed" it!
Eh eh get it?

 

[wiggleb0t]

You're not a real McNulty trying to assemble furniture for your kids weekend stay over?