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Banned
Just play through the Master Chief Collection when it comes to PC, bask in the glory of Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3 and Halo: Reach...and then be done with it.
This is the only path to happiness.
Edit: Maybe ODST, too.
don't worry brother, i'll be there day 1 for halo 3 pc online ranking at 4k 277 fps