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[anthony2690]

How many of you are using Chatgpt to write something nice for a loved one?

Ape Escape Valentine.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Our love for Ape Escape,
Is something that's true.

Kanjobazooie, my dear,
You and I both know,
The joy that it brings,
As we make those monkeys go.

But alas, my disappointment,
Is something I can't hide,
Not getting Wanted Dead,
Has left me quite fried.

Yet still, I'm grateful,
For the love that we share,
And the memories we've made,
With our monkey-catching flair.

So here's to us, my love,
On this Valentine's Day,
May our love for Ape Escape,
Never fade away.

Introducing ChatGPT

We’ve trained a model called ChatGPT which interacts in a conversational way. The dialogue format makes it possible for ChatGPT to answer followup questions, admit its mistakes, challenge incorrect premises, and reject inappropriate requests.

openai.com

Let's have some fun NeoGaf!

 

[anthony2690]

Was meant to be posted in off topic

 

[The Cockatrice]

I dont need an AI to be romantic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Suck my dick and I will too.

 

[anthony2690]

I dont need an AI to be romantic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Suck my dick and I will too.

You will suck your own dick too? Or your partner's dick?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Let's get frisky.

 

[anthony2690]

Let's get frisky.

I knew I wouldn't even have to tag you

First heart on the post, kanjo Chan was there with a love that's true

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[The Cockatrice]

You will suck your own dick too? Or your partner's dick?

 

[GymWolf]

I dont need an AI to be romantic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Suck my dick and I will too.

 

[Sybrix]

 

[TintoConCasera]

now that's a blast from the past my dude

 

[kanjobazooie]

anthony2690 I made a collage of our first interaction.

 

[Kuranghi]

Thanks for the reminder of the crushing loneliness:

Nah I'm just messing I'm about to go on a Valetine's dinner date with my new main squeeze Sammy Aran, I heard about this new place Tallon IV, they make a sick Flaahgra leaf salad, a flaky molten sand-pie for the main and a metroid-gelatine dessert served with a glow-in-the-dark phazon jus to top it all off

I've phoned ahead and asked for an extra large & reinforced chair because shes a heavy girl, I'm a slim guy so no one better make any comments about our love or they'll receive a charged plasma blast to the face. Last place we went she dropped off a couple of powerful bombs in the toilet and the manager wasn't happy

 

[22:22:22]

Yeah. Thanks for reminding me.

Btw anthony2690 I just noticed your avatar isn't a banana with a scribble on it.

 

[anthony2690]

anthony2690 I made a collage of our first interaction.

Holy crap, how did you even find our first ever interaction? I'm forever amazed at the detective skills off some users here

& That is hilarious

 

[TintoConCasera]

Already masturbated twice today, and it's not even 5PM. I'm gonna need some isotonics.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[anthony2690]

Yeah. Thanks for reminding me.

22•22, oh how divine Your handsome pictures, oh they shine More than my family, I have seen In the past decade, it seems like a dream

Your smile, your eyes, they capture my heart A work of art, a masterpiece, a true work of art On Valentine's Day, I confess to you My admiration for you, it's forever true

I got you buddy!

 

[Kilau]

Holy crap, how did you even find our first ever interaction? I'm forever amazed at the detective skills off some users here

& That is hilarious

Hilarious or prelude to…

 

[22:22:22]

22•22, oh how divine Your handsome pictures, oh they shine More than my family, I have seen In the past decade, it seems like a dream

Your smile, your eyes, they capture my heart A work of art, a masterpiece, a true work of art On Valentine's Day, I confess to you My admiration for you, it's forever true

I got you buddy!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Holy crap, how did you even find our first ever interaction? I'm forever amazed at the detective skills off some users here

Just googled out usernames and found the oldest result.

 

[anthony2690]

Just googled out usernames and found the oldest result.

I'm still amazed honestly, I love it so I saved it, the interaction will be forever cherished at that poor monkeys expense

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Valentines' day is the worst. I'm old and cranky but it's true dammit!

 

[22:22:22]

Hilarious or prelude to…

Dear Kilau

Your name rhymes with bapao and miaow. If your were a dog I would sniff your butthole. And let you touch my mole.

Fin ~ ♡

 

[Fuz]

Spoiler: <3

Porcoddio

 

[22:22:22]

Spoiler: <3

Porcoddio

Thanks man. Means a lot coming from you..

 

[Outpost #31]

 

[anthony2690]

Valentines' day is the worst. I'm old and cranky but it's true dammit!

Oh Omega Supreme,
With your creaky joints and rusty screws,
You may be an old cranky basic bitch,
But you still have a heart that's true.

 

[Kuranghi]

anthony2690 I made a collage of our first interaction.

Slightly Off-Topic:

I never went inside the actual killing room of an abattoir but just being outside and smelling/hearing it is traumatising enough. I used to go round the fields of my childhood friend's farm and we'd pick up the dead sheep who had gotten caught in barbed bushes, fallen upside down in the stream and drowned or just generall succumbed, the birds would usually have pecked out and eaten their eyeball's and tongue's

In fact the first time I went to the farm there was just a giant pile of dead sheep with no eyes and ripped tongues, gives you perspective after even though I lived in the countryside nearby my only interaction with animals was shooing away big silly cows while taking the dogs for a walk.

Spoiler: <3

Porcoddio

Does this mean God is a Pig?!?? Google may have lied to me lol

Already masturbated twice today, and it's not even 5PM. I'm gonna need some isotonics.

What a loser, I would never masturbate with my hand, I use an artificial vagina

Spoiler

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Spoiler: <3

Porcoddio

… but why?

 

[22:22:22]

… but why?

What did he say

 

[anthony2690]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I once met Yoshichan on NeoGAF, it's true.
Pent up anger over Wild Hearts, he came at me,
But we found common ground over Monster Hunter, you see.

His Popeye arms were impressive and strong,
As we talked about our favorite monsters all day long.
Our shared passion brought us together,
And we realized our love for games was forever.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

What did he say

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porco dio

 

[Fuz]

… but why?

...why not?

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[22:22:22]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porco dio

Thanks.

I still stand by my post.

Excuse my 'murican but fuck these "days" dedicated to whatever. Father's day, Valentine's.... Those intentions should be invoked on a daily. Imho.

 

[Kilau]

Dear Kilau

Your name rhymes with bapao and miaow. If your were a dog I would sniff your butthole. And let you touch my mole.

Fin ~ ♡

Now we're talking!

 

[Kuranghi]

TintoConCasera hasn't posted any more replies because he's furiously searching for the artificial vaginas I've spoken of, three words pal: Tenga. Air-Tech. Ultra.

If you have money to burn then add "VC" to the end of it, but even without its basically like a hyper wank. Reserve for special occasions only.

 

[22:22:22]

Dear Con-Z-epT

You're almost like a bee in that you let me be me. Looking at you from a distance is hard for me because you're almost like a bee. Bee is one letter short of the word Beer. Which while playing GT7 you don't drink while you steer.

And thus, don't risk hitting a deer.

Fin ~♡

 

[TintoConCasera]

TintoConCasera hasn't posted any more replies because he's furiously searching for the artificial vaginas I've spoken of, three words pal: Tenga. Air-Tech. Ultra.

If you have money to burn then add "VC" to the end of it, but even without its basically like a hyper wank. Reserve for special occasions only.

You just saved me a lot of research, so many thanks kind getleman.

I'll take the advice about the special ocassions. I used to use VR porn but that shit was so good that when I became used to it I couldn't get off to flat porn. Truly, a doubled edged sword.

 

[Kuranghi]

You just saved me a lot of research, so many thanks kind getleman.

I'll take the advice about the special ocassions. I used to use VR porn but that shit was so good that when I became used to it I couldn't get off to flat porn. Truly, a doubled edged sword.

Yes I meant just so you don't lose the fire in your belly to find some real liver to pound, definitely could become an issue if you need porn in general though I'd say. GLHF.

 

[22:22:22]

You just saved me a lot of research, so many thanks kind getleman.

I'll take the advice about the special ocassions. I used to use VR porn but that shit was so good that when I became used to it I couldn't get off to flat porn. Truly, a doubled edged sword.

Regarding VR porn

Imaging having gotten used to smoking while masturbating and yeah.... you get the picture..

When not looking for an ashtray

 

[anthony2690]

Neogaf Gold Valentine Plea

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Neogaf Gold is all I want, it's true.
On this Valentine's Day, my plea I make,
Grant me Neogaf Gold, for my heart's sake.

I'll cherish it forever, like a precious gem,
And always be grateful, from now until the end.
Neogaf Gold is the perfect gift for me,
A token of love, for all to see.

So won't you be my Valentine, and make my wish come true,
Give me Neogaf Gold, and I'll love you through and through.
My heart is yours, on this special day,
And with Neogaf Gold, my love will never stray.

 

[22:22:22]

I once used my sold psvr for porn while on mushrooms and the low quality of the picture made my mind fill in the already fucked up gaps and there I was. Looking at demons.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Yes I meant just so you don't lose the fire in your belly to find some real liver to pound, definitely could become an issue if you need porn in general though I'd say. GLHF.

Wait, so you guys can actually still use your imagination? Mine has been torned apart from years of using the internet for my self-pleasuring needs.

smoking while masturbating

My man, that's like flying too close to the sun.


Also, apologies to anthony2690 for derailing his thread about love with masturbation stuff.

 

[22:22:22]

Wait, so you guys can actually still use your imagination? Mine has been torned apart from years of using the internet for my self-pleasuring needs.


My man, that's like flying too close to the sun.

Yeah I took a break and am trying for imagination only. But sometimes.. ya know.. yeah YOU know.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Gonna undust my Valve Index. Happy Valentine's everyone.

 

[anthony2690]

Wait, so you guys can actually still use your imagination? Mine has been torned apart from years of using the internet for my self-pleasuring needs.


My man, that's like flying too close to the sun.


Also, apologies to anthony2690 for derailing his thread about love with masturbation stuff.

It's okay TintoConCasera when you die, leave me Wanted Dead in your will please

 

[AJUMP23]

My wife spent a $100 at Dollar general Saturday.that can be her gift this year.

 

[PsyEd]

Roses are red...violets are blue
If you're a Yakuza/LAD fan...
Then...Aii Lub Yuo!

Only a yakuza/Akiyama fan will get this vid I made..hope you have a good one