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[LookAtMeGo]

Wait...you paid a escort to bathe you and watch Hateful 8? No wonder she has a firearm. She is probably terrified.

Lol

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

People on this site need help.

Are you offering me your bathing services?

 

[Not]

Is this when we find out that this is his nurse and op is just a really lonely disabled guy looking for some sort of escape?

Aw man

 

[SexyFish]

What was in fake gf's pants?

Did OP get the boobs?

How did he take that photo?

 

[Ros8105]

Why are you watching Hateful Eight

Yeah, at least pick a better movie OP.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Are you offering me your bathing services?

BOI

 

[Not]

First Deadwood, now Hateful 8-- what's the pattern here????

I know I'm missing something

 

[Strangelove77]

Is this when we find out that this is his nurse and op is just a really lonely disabled guy looking for some sort of escape?

This just got dark.

 

[sjay1994]

What was in fake gf's pants?

Did OP get the boobs?

How did he take that photo?

Must be the work of an enemy stand

 

[JimJamJones]

Entered this thread thinking it would be casual, wasn't prepared for this. God damn.

 

[Alpha Phoenix]

OP hired a hooker?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Ill come back in 3 hours when the movie is over. What happens next!?

 

[NastyBook]

My fake gf is coming over and I will be hopping into a tub soon. I have been watching deadwood and they always have cool scenes. Is it possible I can do that? Has anyone been bathed?

I see you found a use for that 1k you were sitting on.

 

[Robdraggoo]

Ill come back in 3 hours when the movie is over. What happens next!?

Op goes to bed and we never speak of this again

 

[SexyFish]

Thank you OP.

I showed this to my girlfriend and she finally agreed to finger my asshole. I told her there were a lot worse things I could ask for and showed her that bathing pic.

 

[Not]

I see you found a use for that 1k you were sitting on.

There's more? Can someone chronologize this?

 

[Chumley]

I got fuckin jrd for this? Fuck off to the mod. Watching hateful 8 with my fake gf.

 

[Otakumegane]

Thank you OP.

I showed this to my girlfriend and she finally agreed to finger my asshole. I told her there were a lot worse things I could ask for and showed her that bathing pic.

Uh huh.

 

[BigAT]

Asexual but desperate enough to hire a hooker. Wut?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329667

 

[Robdraggoo]

There's more? Can someone chronologize this?

Op has appetently been on a shit thread streak. Must be a reference to one of those

 

[Bronx-Man]

Thank you OP.

I showed this to my girlfriend and she finally agreed to finger my asshole. I told her there were a lot worse things I could ask for and showed her that bathing pic.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Asexual but desperate enough to hire a hooker. Wut?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329667

He's not doing anything sexual with her though. Just getting a bath. Probably told her to skip the privates.

 

[Jzero]

People on this site need help.

What sort of help do you need?

 

[brau]

Asexual but desperate enough to hire a hooker. Wut?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329667

i love sex, just too lazy to do it. I turned down a bjbutthole thing last week. i'd rather watch the Hateful 8 than have sex.

fftfy.

 

[Shmuppers]

I wonder about you guys

 

[R3TRODYCE]

OP makes me feel like I'm living my life too safe.

 

[FStop7]

It's like she's a zookeeper bathing one of the animals. Got her tranq gun at the ready.

 

[DeadlyParasite]

All we're missing now is the patented Lionel Mandrake exit summary.

 

[Not]

I'm looking through his thread history and besides the worrying one about wanting assisted suicide to be legal in every state, his threads are all great lol. Pix of his cat and whole threads about Christmas Vacation and Foreigner. Plus two almost-legendary ones in the span of a week.

I'll sponsor his unjunioring. Is that a thing?

 

[SgtCobra]

Hey I watched Hateful 8 tonight too, it was fun.

 

[Kaako]

OP, ask her what she thinks of the writing and dialogue in The Hateful Eight.

 

[BumRush]

I'm looking through his thread history and besides the worrying one about wanting assisted suicide to be legal in every state, his threads are all great lol. Pix of his cat and whole threads about Christmas Vacation and Foreigner. Plus two almost-legendary ones in the span of a week.

I'll sponsor his unjunioring. Is that a thing?

You'd take a temp junioring to get him un-juniored? I like it...very selfless


On topic, this thread was fun as hell. Great work guys.

 

[GamerJM]

Asexual but desperate enough to hire a hooker. Wut?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329667

Oh my god, I'm dying at "bjbutthole thing". I'm seriously having a huge laughing fit that I haven't had in months.

 

[Szu]

I got fuckin jrd for this? Fuck off to the mod. Watching hateful 8 with my fake gf.

Could be worse, he could be watching Ridiculous 6.

 

[Not]

You'd take a temp junioring to get him un-juniored? I like it...very selfless


On topic, this thread was fun as hell. Great work guys.

I mean, as long as it's temp. I get juniored for a week and the OP gets a week to prove himself.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

What's her favorite Tarantino movie?

 

[sturgboski]

OP, ask her what she thinks of the writing and dialogue in The Hateful Eight.

That opinion costs extra.

 

[SoldierOfLight]

I got fuckin jrd for this? Fuck off to the mod. Watching hateful 8 with my fake gf.

So who gets his member now?

Spoiler

dibs

Edit: yay

 

[Kaako]

That opinion costs extra.

OP has a grand to burn on Bloodborne PC, he got this.

 

[BumRush]

I mean, as long as it's temp. I get juniored for a week and the OP gets a week to prove himself.

Mods, please honor this?

 

[BigAT]

It occurs to me that people might be too young to understand this. Don't actually search this.

 

[CloudyTuba]

OP please elaborate. Did you pay a prostitute to bathe you because you saw it in a movie a couple hours ago? And now you're posting pictures of it in-progress to neogaf? Is that what is really going on?

I need to know.

Spoiler

Did I really just type that?

 

[Not]

I gotta take a little time

A little time to think things over

 

[Not]

Whoa, I can't believe how popular this thread got in such a short period of time. It's actually the first result returned if you Google image search "tubgirl".

I hate you.

 

[TaterTots]

Asexual but desperate enough to hire a hooker. Wut?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329667

Nothing wrong with wanting the warm embrace of a woman with a firearm tucked down the back of her pants. We've all been there!

 

[Puck Beaverton]

I hate you.

Eh I've seen worse

 

[ginger ninja]

All we're missing now is the patented Lionel Mandrake exit summary.

This is too shitty a thread to summon an outstanding officer of her Majesty's Air Force.

 

[kai3345]

what the fuck is this thread lmao

 

[Dancing Queen]

My husband helps scrub my back sometimes, but I don't really find sitting in lukewarm dirty water particularly sexy.

How dirty are you?

 

[How About No]

Thank you OP.

I showed this to my girlfriend and she finally agreed to finger my asshole. I told her there were a lot worse things I could ask for and showed her that bathing pic.

Did you ask her to snap off your dick while shes up there? That's the mot important thing