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[TAJ]

I am so confused right now.

I just read a couple weeks ago that she escaped from a killer cop who used to stalk the beaches around La Jolla. I saw the news stories at the time but just never made the connection.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Bj butthole time.
Hateful 8 was shitty the 2nd time.

Oh god, are you that "asexual" "bjbutthole thing" guy from the other day? I'm still recovering from that thread and now this happens.

 

[righthandmouse]

She said things I never will repeat. Awesome night. Fuck off

 

[perfectchaos007]

She said things I never will repeat. Awesome night. Fuck off

You still haven't even clarified what a "fake girlfriend" is, what a "bj butthole" is, and you're telling WHO to fuck off?

 

[M52B28]

She said things I never will repeat. Awesome night. Fuck off

How have I missed this thread for so long? I decided to click it after seeing it bumped up consistently.

Any explanation as to why it got to this?

Wait..... What the fuck is this???

 

[Puck Beaverton]

She said things I never will repeat. Awesome night. Fuck off

I love you.

 

[rekameohs]

 

[womfalcs3]

My wife bathed me once. Basically turned into sex.

 

[brandonh83]

That thread title and how the OP started

Hahaha

 

[jfkgoblue]

She said things I never will repeat. Awesome night. Fuck off

lol

 

[Grakl]

Most boring thread of the year

 

[Hillary Clinton]

Can someone explain to me how this got 14 pages?

 

[madmook]

You still haven't even clarified what a "fake girlfriend" is, what a "bj butthole" is, and you're telling WHO to fuck off?

Escort and rimjob.

 

[paragonpro]

No....ive showered with an s/o or two but ive never had someone clean me in the bath. That sounds uncomfortable.
Also the fuck is going on in this thread!? Just read more and i saw some dudes legs in the tun. Something about butt holes...and escorts? I dont know wheather to laugh or cry myself to sleep

 

[Az987]

My first real girlfriend, when I was 18, would wash my hair. I enjoyed it way too much.

I'd sit in the tub while she'd lather my scalp.

That kind of counts I think, right?

 

[Zen_Arcade]

You still haven't even clarified what a "fake girlfriend" is, what a "bj butthole" is, and you're telling WHO to fuck off?

Those things are so easily pieced together that it's weird that people are still struggling with it.

Fake girlfriend = Friend with benefits or girl he's stringing along or paying

BJ Butthole = Getting a BJ with a finger or something else fingering the butthole

 

[Ashhong]

Those things are so easily pieced together that it's weird that people are still struggling with it.

Fake girlfriend = Friend with benefits or girl he's stringing along or paying

BJ Butthole = Getting a BJ with a finger or something else fingering the butthole

But why does he call it that?

 

[Zen_Arcade]

But why does he call it that?

Because he's a fucking weirdo.

 

[TheSpoiler]

Can someone explain to me how this got 14 pages?

Because GAF is easily drawn into these threads despite them obviously being fake or done to be wacky.

 

[Brakke]

We should've sent a poet, but instead we sent this guy.