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[ChaosZeroX]

OP getting bathed right now

Oh my god. I love GAF

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

 

[wrowa]

Something about this thread is making me feel uneasy.

 

[Not]

Or is she just happy to see OP

Nah, I think it's an actual firearm.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

A few times in Asia. Cleanest and dirtiest I ever felt.

 

[Bitch Pudding]

So OP, was it hard?

 

[Bold One]

Yo....

 

[Izuna]

someone please post a simpsons pic for this

 

[Media]

 

[Not]

Wow this is Asexual OP too?

Junioring him is a mistake

 

[Lightning Count]

The realisation that OP is taking pictures of himself and posting them to GAF in real time while he gets bathed by a stranger just made me burst out laughing. I don't know why it hadn't hit me before.

Yeah it is also creepy as fuck since I doubt he asked the consent of this woman either before posting the photo here.

 

[gatling]

What you imagine

What you get

It feels like shit.

 

[ChaosZeroX]

Did we lose OP? I feel like this is happening to him right now.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Yeah it is also creepy as fuck since I doubt he asked the consent of this woman either before posting the photo here.

eh. If he showed any part of her face, he would have needed consent. You can't tell what she looks like from the pic he took

 

[Sapientas]

I guess OP is finally getting a bjbutthole now. That or he just got shot for going for them boobs.

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

someone please post a simpsons pic for this

 

[PizzaFace]

It feels like shit.

Who took this picture?

 

[vypek]

someone please post a simpsons pic for this

Did we lose OP? I feel like this is happening to him right now.

Literally the gif I had in mind had I not been on mobile

 

[Generalpsyduck]

someone please post a simpsons pic for this

 

[Ros8105]

It feels like shit.

did she touch your willy

 

[Izuna]

Thank you GAF, haha

I can't figure out which one is most appropriate.

OP, please post more pics. Not of your dick, but your fake gf

 

[Razyl]

It feels like shit.

Well. I guess OP delivered.

 

[vypek]

Okay these are pretty damn good as well lol

 

[BassForever]

Thanks op you made my day at work tolerable lol

 

[Regiruler]

OP, I would implore you to deeply consider religion instead whatever... this is.

 

[Lightning Count]

"move your foot, Marge, I do not want to get kicked in the balls!"

 

[Robdraggoo]

It feels like shit.

She got a gun?

 

[AuthenticM]

It feels like shit.

Is your body elongated or did a third person take the picture?

 

[Puck Beaverton]

I wonder if she requested the bathing or OP.

 

[Darryl M R]

Who took this picture?

.

 

[Drencrom]

OP, I would implore you to deeply consider religion instead whatever... this is.

I'm pretty sure this is an initiation rite of some religion

 

[perfectchaos007]

Is your body elongated or did a third person take the picture?

He's holding a selfie stick

 

[Sou Da]

I demand follow up pics

 

[ginger ninja]

All I am seeing is two guys.

 

[How About No]

OP, please post more pics. Not of your dick, but your fake gf

Well one is a violation of her privacy, the other is a violation of us

 

[Not]

The best part of this is that the sole reason OP ordered an armed woman to come over and manually bathe him while he sat upright in a tub and posted photos of her on the Internet is because he got the idea from watching HBO's Deadwood.

 

[Dominator]

Lol this thread is hilarious, well done OP.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Where did the razor on the ledge go?

 

[Puck Beaverton]

I want to be like OP when I grow up.

 

[Gutek]

Lol this thread is hilarious, well done OP.

"I created a hilarious thread, and all I got was this junior-ing"

 

[TheGreatDirector]

I have so many questions.

Who took this picture?

This is the most important one of all.

 

[SexyFish]

Where did the razor on the ledge go?

She gonna shave his butthole.

Spoiler

So she can initiate a BJbutthole thing

 

[Jzero]

Who took this picture?

Where did the razor on the ledge go?

OMG OP is going to get his throat slit

 

[Tudor]

OP Delivered, I don't know whether to be amused or really weirded out by that but whatever. Now waiting for a glorious Mandrake recap when this thread goes places.

It looks like 2017 is already shaping up to be another weird year on GAF, I for one welcome it.

 

[Lightning Count]

Where did the razor on the ledge go?

Remember the story of poor John Wayne Bobbitt?

Google if for yourself I remember the original story well enough.

 

[kavanf1]

 

[TheOddOne]

Message boards are a mistake.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

I'm can't stop laughing. Send help.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Is your body elongated or did a third person take the picture?

I've taken a simulated bath picture at the office. 5'10". Camera right in front of face:

There must be a third party.

 

[Hedrush]

Comedy gold. I'm in bits.