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Hideo Kojima touched me at Gamescom

Starfield

Member
It was just a regular day as an attendance for Gamescom, or so I thought.

It began with the reveal of the first gameplay of Death Stranding, afterwards I felt really aroused. I didn't know where to put my feelings, I couldn't talk about it to anyone, I felt the pressure by Kojima-San. Without any idea on how to stop this forceful entry into my heart I'm writing these lines now, without any fear of the consequences that might come up. Help me.

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Update on my situation:


It was early in the morning of August 20. I recall it to be around 7am or something. Right infront of the main gate to be exact. There weren't many people around at this time, I was wearing some blue shorts, black sneakers and an orange T-Shirt (maybe someone from GAF recognized me there to further provide evidence for my accusation). I decided to go to the nearest Starbucks Coffee to get a nice almond white latté. Right as I was about to walk away I suddenly get groped from behind with a sinister voice talking in japanese to me. I couldn't understand a single word but I was so shocked at that moment that I didn't know what to do, I turned around and there he was. Kojima, in a black suit. He smiled at me and at first I didn't know what to do so I smiled back and....I was so nervous and anxious...all I could say is thank you and then i went on my way to get an almond white latté for 6,50€. i decided to eat a cinnamon apple beagle aswell for 5€.

Now whenever I hear someone talking in japanese over radio or on the internet I get these kinda vietnam flashbacks bringing me back to that day. I finally decided to talk about it.

I've made an graphic illustration on that fateful day:

 
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Katsura

Member
It was just a regular day as an attendance for Gamescom, or so I thought.

It began with the reveal of the first gameplay of Death Stranding, afterwards I felt really aroused. I didn't know where to put my feelings, I couldn't talk about it to anyone, I felt the pressure by Kojima-San. Without any idea on how to stop this forceful entry into my heart I'm writing these lines now, without any fear of the consequences that might come up. Help me.
Have you set up a Patreon yet?
 
I recommend you goto the policenauts! He cant keep being a snatcher of peoples dignity leaving their chest hollowed with a phantom pain. Another industry deviant, just one more metal gear in the rape machine. Thankfully the sun is in your hand and you are able to cast light in order help prevent others from getting P.T. stress disorder. You shall have your revengeance!
 
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Nickolaidas

Member
It was just a regular day as an attendance for Gamescom, or so I thought.

It began with the reveal of the first gameplay of Death Stranding, afterwards I felt really aroused. I didn't know where to put my feelings, I couldn't talk about it to anyone, I felt the pressure by Kojima-San. Without any idea on how to stop this forceful entry into my heart I'm writing these lines now, without any fear of the consequences that might come up. Help me.
If you think the way he touched you was inappropriate, wear a pink wig and tweet about it.
 
Must have been bizarre.
The first time it probably left you wondering "what the fuck just happened ? I enjoyed the moves, but the plot made no sense..."
Did it require multiple playthroughs and repeated touchings for you to grasp the entire scale of the damn thing ?
And was there... wink wink nudge nudge... an act III ? I mean... did he finish ?
 

48086

Member
Thank you for your bravery.

I need to share something too.

I'm scared to my core thinking what this could do for my career.

I won't be silent anymore.

Kojima just flew over my house and touched me. Sexually.
 

darkangel-212559

Dreamcast Love
Reggie's body was ready. So was mine. We made love on the Wii U fit board.

But then he raped me in Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

😪
 
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GrayChild

Member
#MeToo fam.

I could feel Kojima's presence all around me. As if he was in my room, his eyes fixated on my shaking body. I was completely defenseless. Vulnerable to his influence as if I was drugged.

I never thought I would become victim to his video game developer privilege, but he used it to force himself on me and make me even more hyped for Death Stranding.
 
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