Hideo Kojima touched me at Gamescom


“Fuck you, OP. We should all be so blessed to be touched by The Godjima. Now shut up and don’t sully his name any further.”



Thank God that I’m not the only one! Now I know that I’m not alone.

He made me wear a cardboard box over my head and play with his “Solid Snake” and take him to “Outer Heaven”.

Do you know how difficult it is to even look at cardboard anymore? My name is Moses, but now I feel like a shadow of my former self; a shadow Moses, if you will.


He touched me too a few years ago at GDC. But, I touched him too, so it's a wash.
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