https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwBG2Dtpmk [9:41]
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Hilarious Game Test Video: Scarlet Blade Beta [The Worst Boobs] (NSFW)
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Parallax Scroll
Banned
Saw this video earlier today. Funny stuff. Weird game.
MisterNugNug
Member
I'm a "boobs" guy; even that was a bit much. *Shudders*
go download porn, you dont need to spend 20 bucks on this
bigboss370
Member
i was honestly hoping for some mecha battles 
Who downloads porn anymore when there's so much streaming stuff available?
...why did they include half naked thirteen year olds?
Are they trying to corner the pedophile market? No seriously... what the hell?
I get that bikini women is their aesthetic... but who thought thirteen year old girls were an appropriate player model for this game?
Are they trying to corner the pedophile market? No seriously... what the hell?
I get that bikini women is their aesthetic... but who thought thirteen year old girls were an appropriate player model for this game?
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
People like me who hate when their favorite vids don't work anymore and despise blurry porn.
Also, a lot of streaming sites have viruses and spyware bullshit. I don't even want to imagine what things would be like going to most streaming sites without the combo of no-script and MSE.
Well, the majority of the player base will probably be 12-14 year old boys so it kinda makes sense.
Mognet
Member
no need to worry... they're probably at least 1000 years old in the game
Duuude, they are totally 18, but their race just happens to be a small cute one. I don't know how you couldn't see that.
FlutterPuffs
Member
And I hope I can't see that until the day I die.
Krappadizzle
Member
PaulExcellent
Member
Huh.
So...
Boobs.
Is it really that simple now?
So...
Boobs.
Is it really that simple now?
Parallax Scroll
Banned
i was honestly hoping for some mecha battles
Mechs with tits hanging out of them!
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
This makes me me hate men.
I'm pretty sure that recently pubescent boys are more attracted to a fully developed women than a teenager going through the early stages of puberty.
For some reason, I'm not surprised.
How does the actions of a few validate the excoriation of half the human population exactly?
OrlanisWorks
Banned
Pretty stupid shit right there.
Taking inappropriate video game design to the max!
Taking inappropriate video game design to the max!
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
...really?
Parallax Scroll
Banned
I'm gonna say the game, unless there's something I don't know about this guy.
PinkCrayon
Member
Phenomenal. Bioshock what? This is where it's at.
TaroYamada
Member
I usually dig sexualized female game characters but this just looked poorly done all around. I'll stick to playing Dead or Alive for my fix, thanks Korea!
Whiteshirt
Member
There doesn't seem to be a single good thing about this game. Even the sexualised models are well...not very good. I'm actually curious, how do these MMORPGs survive? These carbon clone grindfests are dime a dozen so how do they get a large enough player base to justify the server and development costs?
Just another LPer, I guess. I appreciate him warning us about this game, but I certainly won't be checking his other videos.
Spiffy_1st
Member
You'll feel pretty stupid after you've fapped, especially if you spent $200 on it.
step 1. make boob-centered game
step 2. make it go viral
step 3. profit
this game has quite a few audiences. people playing "as a joke", people playing with their friends "as a joke", perverts, young boys, lonely adult males, the mentally ill. these guys are probably gonna make bank off this regardless of how shit the gameplay is.
ambientmystic
Member
Someone's gotta provide the games to fulfill this particular niche lol.
Western AAA game devs sure as hell haven't done it for quite a while so it's pretty much up to the Japanese (spearheaded by Tecmo and Team Ninja et.al) and other Asian game makers to do it. It's good to have diversity in the gaming world, for better or worse. I wouldn't want every game to be some grimdark shootbang roid filled experience with a bald dude in his 20s as a protagonist.
Western AAA game devs sure as hell haven't done it for quite a while so it's pretty much up to the Japanese (spearheaded by Tecmo and Team Ninja et.al) and other Asian game makers to do it. It's good to have diversity in the gaming world, for better or worse. I wouldn't want every game to be some grimdark shootbang roid filled experience with a bald dude in his 20s as a protagonist.
GoddyofAus
Banned
Seriously, why do people play this shit? If you want boobs, watch some fucking porn.
Chance Hale
Member
Actually played about 30 minutes of this game, got into the beta.
Surprised most of you haven't heard of it. The gameplay is also pretty terrible, even worse than the typical Asian MMO.
That strip.
glaringradio
Member
Sadly, it's not the worst mmorpg ever. Would have been far more playable without the tits/every npc being a sexed up female whose dialogue is basically "OH MY GOD LESBIANS, but bad things are happening, ALSO WE'RE ALL FEMALE".
Shame really, swing and a miss
Shame really, swing and a miss
I found the dialogue was what I enjoyed most about this game. But that's not saying much considering everything else was awful.
Dragon1893
Member
Having your body completely exposed while inside a mech is the most hilarious thing ever.