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Holy shit I’m killing it on Tinder rn

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Maybe if dating sites, bars, clubs, concerts etc aren’t working for you it’s not the other people that are the problem....
Working for me? I'm intimately familiar with the scene. I herd the sheep and keep them from acting like children when they've had a little to drink. They're just inferior specimens. They are the problem.
 
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nush

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date was on saturday now it's fuckin monday

thats two fuckin days

what the fuck 🖐
The only thing Tinder killed was his pride.

Let the speculation on why he's not updated us on the date with the "Cute nerdy girl" begin. Catfished, fatfished, oldfished, stood up or ghosted?
 
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decisions

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You must be new to Tinder.

Only tell us about the girls you actually go on a date with. Probably 1/10 of your matches.
 

BruceCLea87

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Tinder's gross. Go to Bumble or Hinge. Much better quality of women. When I lived in NYC my inbox was flooded.
 

BruceCLea87

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Is there a way that I can post my tinder profile and you guys give me pointers srs
Sure, put photos of yourself with you smiling and enjoying what you like. Women don't want to see douchey shit like you standing next to a sports car or on an elephant or jumping out of a plane. If you love your family, show a pic with your mom, if you like animals, show a pic of you and your dog. If you like to work out or be active, show pictures with a team you play on or whatever. If you like to travel, show traveling pics. Also make an effort on your profile description, because they do read that. Be genuine and not an asshole, like DTF or love to get high or some shit. Be humorous if possible. If you match read their profile, be nice. People just want attention. Be respectful and things happen. At least this is how I did it. I've been incredibly successful with apps to say the least.

TL:DR - your profile should be about you and be genuine. Women see right through the other shit.
 
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nush

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Any other time he's be quick to tell someone they are wrong because he "Fucked two girls that played xbox". :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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You are a loser OP.

There’s no shame in saying the date went wrong or the date didn’t happen
 

nush

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Seeing as you're giving it the biggun in the cucks topic how about responding in here?

Lmao you think I’m jealous of them? This is the kind of shit a virgin would say. I’ve had enough of sex in my life to not want to stick my dick anywhere near that lady. But really it just comes down to principles. I only want a a traditional relationship. The very moment she tells me she wants to introduce other guys in our “relationship” I’m getting the fuck out. Life is too short to waste on those kind of people.
You're all mouth and no trousers mate.
 
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So, OP is into online dating, boasts about it and inevitably disgraces himself in front of everyone here.

Didn't see that twist coming...
 

nush

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She actually has to turn up though for it to be a date. Saturdays a long time away...
Never been stood up before that would suck
He did update, just not his own topic. :messenger_tears_of_joy:



"Never been stood up before" but also "Forgot how flaky people can be".

The way this dude talks about women sound like he's trying to impress a bunch of 16 year olds. :messenger_tears_of_joy:

(Plus, called it)
 

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Well tell us, when you actually fucked someone, because otherwise you killing it maximally in your imaginations. In my dark times i got shitload of matches and it was tough even with them. And so much fake people there...how is it called in English...catfish? That she post some pictures while she was younger and when you go on date, some whale sitting in front of you. But I have my share of good dates, which turned out great, so I don't complain, but it's really nothing else, than "free" escort service and I feel that at my 30 I am too old for this shit.
 
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Well tell us, when you actually fucked someone, because otherwise you killing it maximally in your imaginations. In my dark times i got shitload of matches and it was tough even with them. And so much fake people there...how is it called in English...catfish? That she post some pictures while she was younger and when you go on date, some whale sitting in front of you. But I have my share of good dates, which turned out great, so I don't complain, but it's really nothing else, than "free" escort service and I feel that at my 30 I am too old for this shit.
 

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But I have my share of good dates, which turned out great, so I don't complain, but it's really nothing else, than "free" escort service and I feel that at my 30 I am too old for this shit.
If you feel so then you probably are. Imagine how I feel in being in Tinder and being 46 year old. When I used Tinder gold I could see that I am getting an avalanche of likes from mature moms who look like Bernie Sanders on a wig, and who are super aggressive about demanding a "relationship that will last rest of my life!!!1" (any woman over 40 loses their sh*t on tinder if you ask them for casual sex, apparently they get constantly burned by men who pretend wanting relationships with them when they are actually only balling them and then dumping them) or then likes from 18-19yr old big titted teen vixens looking for a sugar daddy, but rarely anything in between. (If that's your thing then great.)

Tinder is toxic anyway, it works like drug dealers work. New users get lot of exposure and rush of matches that goes to minimum in a week or two, and only way to keep getting new matches is to pay, and then pay more, and more, and more. And once you paid them, they will never give you anything for free ever again. I know that I am not hopeless case with women, because there's always some girl who flirts and/or comes up to me and talk every time I go out to local bar or nightclub, even though I am old as methusaleh and even though I resemble a turned up dildo with a moustach, but I rarely get anything from tinder because I refuse to pay to those crimelords any more. If I would were to believe anything tinder wants me to believe, my bachelor days would be over. Fuck them. Don't feel too bad about yourselves if you can't score on tinder. Delete that shit from your phone. There's much better world out there.
 

M1chl

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If you feel so then you probably are. Imagine how I feel in being in Tinder and being 46 year old. When I used Tinder gold I could see that I am getting an avalanche of likes from mature moms who look like Bernie Sanders on a wig, and who are super aggressive about demanding a "relationship that will last rest of my life!!!1" (any woman over 40 loses their sh*t on tinder if you ask them for casual sex, apparently they get constantly burned by men who pretend wanting relationships with them when they are actually only balling them and then dumping them) or then likes from 18-19yr old big titted teen vixens looking for a sugar daddy, but rarely anything in between. (If that's your thing then great.)

Tinder is toxic anyway, it works like drug dealers work. New users get lot of exposure and rush of matches that goes to minimum in a week or two, and only way to keep getting new matches is to pay, and then pay more, and more, and more. And once you paid them, they will never give you anything for free ever again. I know that I am not hopeless case with women, because there's always some girl who flirts and/or comes up to me and talk every time I go out to local bar or nightclub, even though I am old as methusaleh and even though I resemble a turned up dildo with a moustach, but I rarely get anything from tinder because I refuse to pay to those crimelords any more. If I would were to believe anything tinder wants me to believe, my bachelor days would be over. Fuck them. Don't feel too bad about yourselves if you can't score on tinder. Delete that shit from your phone. There's much better world out there.
Well after liver transplant we had pause with my GF (not from my side) and I was extremely salty and needed some life juice, so that's that. And well too old, it's probably bad term, because I was basically re-born, but it simply is not that fun as it seems to be at first glance.
 
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008

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Currently using dating apps now.

It’s easy getting the phone numbers and chatting, but the damn hard part is meeting up.

Damn you coronavirus!
 

GHG

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Currently using dating apps now.

It’s easy getting the phone numbers and chatting, but the damn hard part is meeting up.

Damn you coronavirus!
Why waste your time?

Just skip the bullshit and have a wank. It's what you'll end up doing anyway thanks to the coronavirus.
 
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Stiflers Mom

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Currently using dating apps now.

It’s easy getting the phone numbers and chatting, but the damn hard part is meeting up.

Damn you coronavirus!
I just deleted my Tinder-Account with around 900 matches.
It's really a ghost town there now..
 

008

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You'll be best off waiting until after this shit is all over, people will be gagging to go out.
I will definitely play it by ear. It’s nice having your phone buzzing throughout the day from women