UnforgivenTwin
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Lol...
It's coming out tomorrow.
Huh? Where is this info from?It's coming out tomorrow.
HYPEIt's coming out tomorrow.
But that's the best part of the movie!
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My only issue with it is that TR-8R should have been Captain Phasma. At least that would have given her the chance to do something interesting.I don't get it. Why was this moment meme worthy and why did it qualify as "bad"?
I'm indifferent; just hoping to get a sincere explanation.
i'm not much of a star wars fan so i don't care but i have yet to find an Honest Trailer that was actually funny
Seriously, TFA was fine. I'm legitimately baffled that there are people who think any of the prequel movies are better than it. There are also people who think ROTS is better than any of the OT movies. I feel like I'm in bizarro world.
Yes guys, it's coming out tomorrow and it's gonna be great.
Would this face lie to you?
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I fucking lost it at "butthole eyes"
You sure got them with this post.It's coming out tomorrow.
I'm not sure if I'm more tired of the "remake" complaint or the Mary Sue one...
I'm gonna be straight with you, Principate.
I don't think you've read or experienced very many stories.
This was fucking great.
There is nothing similar about Kylo and Anakin at all.Nah, he reminded me of prequel Anakin in that angsty way. In my head I've characterized him as an angsty, angry CVS cashier who had had enough of counting change and decided to make a lousy rip off of Vader's costume from Party City and order a cheap voice changer from Amazon.
His only saving grace in Episode 8 could be some sorta face scar that he got from the fight with Rey.
Spot on about wasting the guys from The Raid. Wtf I was expecting an epic fight scene fo sho.
Starkiller was a hamfisted weapon though for sure. Should've just supernova'd a systems sun.
Damn that was quick. I wonder if he got all his movie footage from "other methods" and just had to wait for the movie to actually release on DVD so that he had plausible deniability of having all the footage already carved up and inserted ahead of time.
Huh? Where is this info from?
It's the same movie series where Luke is able to pilot an X-Wing like an expert and Anakin was able to pilot to a ship directly into a Ship's hangar to blow it up. A series where Anakin was able to jump off of a car directly ontop of another car.
And this is ignoring the former EU which has all kinds of bullshit like fucking Force generated Wormholes and Force Bombs.
The things Rey was capable of are perfectly fine considering.
Girlfriend and I just finished up the blu ray. My impressions are about what they were when I walked out of the theater. TFA is okay at best and honestly makes me sad.
First off, Finn and Poe were the bright spots. I found Finn to be awesome and a pure character. Poe is just cool. Rey is just kind of there for me. Both of us found her kind of off putting and we didn't really root for her.
Now, why does this movie make me sad? It take a gigantic dump on the characters we loved in Star Wars. Han and Leia were separated because their Son betrayed Luke and joined Snoke (what a stupid name btw). Neither one are happy. Both wear frowns most of the time they spend on screen. In place of the Empire is the First Order. Which is basically a gigantic terrorist organization that claims planets, steals children and murders without mercy. The Republic is there but seemingly has no actual army to fight them which causes Leia to make yet another ragtag group to protect the Galaxy? Fucking really? That is her fate?
Luke? Luke forms a new Jedi academy type thing, is betrayed by his nephew and runs away like a punk. Yet, he sneaks out two maps so people can find him? Forget Kylo, Luke is the true emo bitch. Go hide but leave breadcrumbs to give your friends hope in finding you? Then when you are seen on screen, you look like a sad old man whose dog died. Oh, a Chewie. He's still kicking around, watching Han's descent, heartbreak and eventual death. All unfolding in front of his eyes. Dude doesn't even get a fucking hug from Leia.
Everything is literally the same as ANH but the big difference is, the characters we all loved are old, sad, miserable and tramped on to make room for a new cast. That's pretty depressing to me. They deserved better.
It's a joke, The Plinkett review isn't actually coming out tomorrow.
They probably have a good deal of the review ready but of course they would want to go through all the bonus features as well, especially the big documentary on the making of the movie.
Girlfriend and I just finished up the blu ray. My impressions are about what they were when I walked out of the theater. TFA is okay at best and honestly makes me sad.
First off, Finn and Poe were the bright spots. I found Finn to be awesome and a pure character. Poe is just cool. Rey is just kind of there for me. Both of us found her kind of off putting and we didn't really root for her.
Now, why does this movie make me sad? It take a gigantic dump on the characters we loved in Star Wars. Han and Leia were separated because their Son betrayed Luke and joined Snoke (what a stupid name btw). Neither one are happy. Both wear frowns most of the time they spend on screen. In place of the Empire is the First Order. Which is basically a gigantic terrorist organization that claims planets, steals children and murders without mercy. The Republic is there but seemingly has no actual army to fight them which causes Leia to make yet another ragtag group to protect the Galaxy? Fucking really? That is her fate?
Luke? Luke forms a new Jedi academy type thing, is betrayed by his nephew and runs away like a punk. Yet, he sneaks out two maps so people can find him? Forget Kylo, Luke is the true emo bitch. Go hide but leave breadcrumbs to give your friends hope in finding you? Then when you are seen on screen, you look like a sad old man whose dog died. Oh, a Chewie. He's still kicking around, watching Han's descent, heartbreak and eventual death. All unfolding in front of his eyes. Dude doesn't even get a fucking hug from Leia.
Everything is literally the same as ANH but the big difference is, the characters we all loved are old, sad, miserable and tramped on to make room for a new cast. That's pretty depressing to me. They deserved better.
People went full retard on me when I said that Force Awakens is a remake.
Now I feel redeemed.
Butthole eyes
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Yeah it was all poorly thought out nonsense. We watched it at IMAX and at the end there was this cloud of disappointment that followed our group as we left the cinema.
I still don't understand how such a script was greenlit and then thrust into production. At least with the prequels you could blame Lucas and his echo chamber, but we thought Disney had better creative teams, focus groups and all that jazz. When Michael Ardnt left the production I remember feeling unease but Kasdan was still on board to keep Abram's in check so it could've been worse.
I'm glad Abram's is no longer helming the rest of the movies.
This movie got a standing ovation the first 2 times I saw it in the theater. It's too bad that the internet has destroyed peoples' ability to enjoy anything. Maybe all this movie needed was a pod race and a plucky 8 year old to redeem it.
Me and my friend kept away from the net regarding this film and we left the cinema with the same "mehhh" face.
Don't let the true believers know that. The movies perfection don't you know. There must be something wrong with you. You're only saying that to be different. IT GOT STANDING OVATIONS!!!
SW defence force is real
This movie got a standing ovation the first 2 times I saw it in the theater. It's too bad that the internet has destroyed peoples' ability to enjoy anything. Maybe all this movie needed was a pod race and a plucky 8 year old to redeem it.
I lay the majority of TFA's "supposed" shortcomings at the feet of the prequels. If they had been made competently, we wouldn't need a crowd pleasing mashup of the OT course correction movie.
For the purpose of film, her being an experienced melee fighter is more than sufficient, especially since she gets utterly dominated by an actual swordsman.
I don't expect anyone to think TFA is the best SW film. I'm sure some people do, but I'd hope that any reasonable person who wanted to love the prequels and felt disappointment between 1999-2005 should be elated right now.
I lay the majority of TFA's "supposed" shortcomings at the feet of the prequels. If they had been made competently, we wouldn't need a crowd pleasing mashup of the OT course correction movie.
I didn't like Return of the Jedi at all, but it's still a friends favorite SW film, even if I think it's prequel level bad. Worse than ROTS bad.
Different people like different things.
Film at 11.
There's nothing 'supposed' about the majority of the shortcomings. They're simply shortcomings. And all I see in these threads are some folks twisting themselves into a knot defending a poor plot and uncompelling characters. There's nothing wrong with enjoying what you enjoy but at least be honest about it.
Luke never flew an X Wing until he attacks the Death Star.At the start of the fight sure. But by the end, a first-time lightsaber user puts Kylo in critical condition and he has to be saved by Hux or else he would have died from his wounds on a planet about to go solar.