I shouldn’t post this but here is my lame attempt at quarantine beard and you can kinda see my nappy hair getting long on the sides.
I was just about to shave my beard
Now this makes me second quess it lol
Y’all clearly a bunch of non essentials.
I have to keep up appearances I’m afraid, what with being super duper essential and all
Deez Nuts seem pretty Essential
Imagine how essential you would be if a new iPhone was about to release.Wanna hear something amazingly stupid?
I work for Verizon (sales) and we are somehow considered essential. So essential that they gave us a print out to show law enforcement in the event we get pulled over for breaking quarantine that explains how Verizon’s sales team is essential what a fucking joke. I mean I’m happy to still be working but my God calling us essential is a stretch.
Imagine how essential you would be if a new iPhone was about to release.
I work for Verizon (sales)
I think there was SUPPOSED to be a new IPhone this month (sort of a diet iPhone 11)
Don't know what products are due to be released, but you are working in sales? Yup, You're not essential for sure.
Just finished. Now i'm going to need some drano lolShave your beard.
Just finished. Now i'm going to need some drano lol
Not this time no lol too lazy and i still got my mustache to work on D:did u trim your pubes too?
Still client facing via zoom so I have to stay presentable...from the waist up. I’m rocking that business top/sweatpants Bottom look. I’m basically a walking/talking mullet.
Does that make you more, or even more fuckable in your wife's eyes?Given up shaving? Check
Same undies two days in a row? Check
Can't be bothered showering? Check
You are essentially useless.I mean I’m happy to still be working but my God calling us essential is a stretch.
Be sure to let us know if anyone you see happens to appear itchy and/or tasty.If only i had the luxury of quarantine, working in microbiology sucks right now as i'm basically ground zero for a resident evil real life training recap lol
I can only imagine what kind of beautiful bums Norwegians would makeAs all hairdressers are closed now (at least here in Norway), if this last, it's going to be funny to take before- and after pics of people in the streets. Everyone is going to look like bums.
I can only imagine what kind of beautiful bums Norwegians would make
As all hairdressers are closed now (at least here in Norway), if this last, it's going to be funny to take before- and after pics of people in the streets. Everyone is going to look like bums.
Don't you people smell your own stink if you don't shower?