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Guys who have sex are more comfortable putting their hands all over women.

Girls, whether they have had sex or not, think everyone will find them strange if they reject this affection.
 
Actually the hover in front of a boob pic reminds me.. one of my friends apparently is a master of that. because he took a pic with me that I later looked at it and it TOTALLY looks like he's grabbing my tit even though he's actually just hovering in front of it. I laughed my ass off about that. :lol

incoming old horribly unflattering drinking picture, but funny none the less.
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_Bro said:
There is only one time you hover hand: when the girl is taken and your friends with the guy and he's not there.

Other than that, hover hand for great pictures.
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No dude, no.

Putting your hand on a girls shoulder or waist is not putting your dick in her. You're not asking for her hand in marriage. It's just putting your hand on her shoulder or waist for a picture.

Koshiba said:
Actually the hover in front of a boob pic reminds me.. one of my friends apparently is a master of that. because he took a pic with me that I later looked at it and it TOTALLY looks like he's grabbing my tit even though he's actually just hovering in front of it. I laughed my ass off about that. :lol

incoming old horribly unflattering drinking picture, but funny none the less.
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Was he deliberately trying to make it look like he was getting a handful or was it just an accident? If it was the former, the dude IS a pro, that looks like he's getting a nice squeeze.
 
Koshiba said:
incoming old horribly unflattering drinking picture, but funny none the less.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...54208011_100000576013792_223296_3007885_n.jpg
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It looks like he's really proud of the jar he just peed in.

The Shadow said:
Putting your hand on a girls shoulder or waist is not putting your dick in her. You're not asking for her hand in marriage. It's just putting your hand on her shoulder or waist for a picture.
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Okay then, girls are just scary. 'k? =P

The Shadow said:
Was he deliberately trying to make it look like he was getting a handful or was it just an accident? If it was the former, the dude IS a pro, that looks like he's getting a nice squeeze.
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At the same time it's kind of sad that he's had enough practice doing that to get good at it. Though, I'm not one to talk about sad. :lol
 
I think our society has made men so afraid of coming off like a pervert horndog as they are so often portrayed in the media, that some guys can't even bring themselves to touch a girl they don't know that well.

On the flip side, a girl (good looking one anyway) could come right up to any guy and grab his package and if the guy were to take any issue with that then he would be the one that is somehow in the wrong
 
grap3fruitman said:
Okay then, girls are just scary. 'k? =P
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hell yea they are!

did you know that they bleed... down there (my friend told me)
that doesn't happen to me so it's not normal!!! no way would i ever touch a girl just knowing that!!!!!!
 
Koshiba said:
Actually the hover in front of a boob pic reminds me.. one of my friends apparently is a master of that. because he took a pic with me that I later looked at it and it TOTALLY looks like he's grabbing my tit even though he's actually just hovering in front of it. I laughed my ass off about that. :lol

incoming old horribly unflattering drinking picture, but funny none the less.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...54208011_100000576013792_223296_3007885_n.jpg
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I'm pretty sure this guy's hand is in fact just resting on your breast.

Also he's clearly a master of jar-based karate so you should be careful about how you refuse his advances.
 
My friends posted a picture on facebook from Ice-skating and a friend of mine also has the hover hand going on.


He is also a gaffer
 
Koshiba said:
Actually the hover in front of a boob pic reminds me.. one of my friends apparently is a master of that. because he took a pic with me that I later looked at it and it TOTALLY looks like he's grabbing my tit even though he's actually just hovering in front of it. I laughed my ass off about that. :lol

incoming old horribly unflattering drinking picture, but funny none the less.
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HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY. Tell him to pick up the rest of his comics!
 
Dead said:
What, you guys don't walk around with a jar of your own urine at parties?
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I was doing it all wrong this whole time. I should have known a Jar of Jizz would not make me as popular with the ladies like a jar of piss would...
 
This thread makes me laugh and cry in unison. Feeling kinda sad for these fellas, plus I fear for my future kids -if I ever have any-, I don't want them to be hovers dammit!
 
I think the hover hand is appropriate for male or female if your hands are, for whatever reason, cold or clammy. That's just being respectful. Of course, I'm a mild germophobe, so that's how I see things. Of course you could argue that clammy hands might only occur if the person in question is nervous. I guess that's mostly true. But I can't necessarily fault someone being nervous around an attractive person or celebrity.

Now if the person is clothed, yeah, you're being a little odd. It's also odd if you're hands are otherwise dry and warm.

I guess my point is, let's not stigmatize the hover hand too much.
 
Dan Yo said:
I think our society has made men so afraid of coming off like a pervert horndog as they are so often portrayed in the media, that some guys can't even bring themselves to touch a girl they don't know that well.

On the flip side, a girl (good looking one anyway) could come right up to any guy and grab his package and if the guy were to take any issue with that then he would be the one that is somehow in the wrong
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And yet the vast majority of guys are able to have normal physical contact with women without fear of being called a pervert. Hrm.....

WinFonda said:
I think the hover hand is appropriate for male or female if your hands are, for whatever reason, cold or clammy. That's just being respectful. Of course, I'm a mild germophobe, so that's how I see things. Of course you could argue that clammy hands might only occur if the person in question is nervous. I guess that's mostly true. But I can't necessarily fault someone being nervous around an attractive person or celebrity.

Now if the person is clothed, yeah, you're being a little odd. It's also odd if you're hands are otherwise dry and warm.

I guess my point is, let's not stigmatize the hover hand too much.
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In none of these pictures, save maybe that one girl in a grass skirt, is a girl so bare clothed that the guy couldn't put his hand on her shirt or dress instead of bare skin.
 
Speevy said:
Guys who have sex are more comfortable putting their hands all over women.
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Might be the opposite.

Guys who are physically comfortable around women are more likely to have sex.
 
I say if a girl is touching you already, then it should be fair game for you to do the same. Even if you're a little shy or dont want to come off in the wrong way...if she's already touching you, i'd say she would be ok with you touching her.
 
This thread is hilarious... also I do alot of the over the boob looking pictures with my friends, its always hilarious when a pic is put up on facebook and people comment on how I am copping a feel on their breasts.. I need to upload some
 
The Shadow said:
And yet the vast majority of guys are able to have normal physical contact with women without fear of being called a pervert. Hrm.....
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They don't have to be called a pervert to still be afraid the girl might be assuming it.
 
Nerds and hoverhanders all around the world

look at this man:

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he has his hand on her butt...her butt!!! If he thought like you guys he wouldn't be so content with life (yeah I know uggmehface on her, but he went the whole way)
 
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