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[mcrae]

http://www.gedzo.com/2011/01/how-to...a.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha
http://thehoverhand.com/
http://hoverhands.net/

i for one imagine this is a 100% foolproof method

 

[Stat Flow]

Paging Pinko Marx

 

[Witchfinder General]

I was expecting a picture of a mirror.

 

[Verano]

But more specifically...the designated creepy threads with Selena Gomez avatars

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

Jesus christ. So true. I have friends like this. :lol

.

lol

 

[Big Chungus]

Damnnnnnn at 3rd pic

 

[Tornado Condor]

:lol :lol

This is hilarious

 

[Zeke]

there are no words

 

[Rewrite]

:lol

This is so funny.

 

[Ushojax]

The 3rd pic is tragic.

 

[Mael]

so....the glasses then?

 

[dejay]

OnkelC was awkward in his youth.

 

[Zeke]

even ochocinco wtf

 

[dejay]

People underestimate the dangers of girl-germs. The threat is real people!

 

[Mileena]

even ochocinco wtf
http://i.imgur.com/BP9e1.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
:lol :lol

 

[Darklord]

I still don't really get hover hand. Are they scared or think it's rude or something? Hilarious whatever it is. :lol :lol

 

[hertog]

Poor Jericho :lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

People underestimate the dangers of girl-germs. The threat is real people!

Cooties are real!

 

[DonMigs85]

I still don't really get hover hand. Are they scared or think it's rude or something? Hilarious whatever it is. :lol :lol

Perhaps they fear getting huge, embarrassing boners if they actually make skin contact.
Or it could be an extreme fear of a sexual harassment case.

 

[Aselith]

I still don't really get hover hand. Are they scared or think it's rude or something? Hilarious whatever it is. :lol :lol

They know that all women are delicate flowers and would be marred/offended by all but the lightest of touches. I know this as well so I hover.

 

[Forkball]

I think I've heard of this guy. He created some site that had insane details about frames and animations for attacks in SSB Melee. I think he's quasi famous among hardcore SSB tourney goers.

 

[S. L.]

this is incredibly hilarious :lol :lol

 

[ResidentDante]

What they don't show is Summer Glau's hand hovering behind him! Seriously though, are they told not to touch them?

Summer looks great as ever btw

 

[Rewrite]

OnkelC was awkward in his youth.

Haha, it really does look like a younger version of OnkelC. Sorry Onkel!

 

[Regulus Tera]

I still don't really get hover hand. Are they scared or think it's rude or something? Hilarious whatever it is. :lol :lol

Losing your virginity makes you able to trespass a girl's defence shields or some shit.

 

[Kurtofan]

Perhaps they fear getting huge, embarrassing boners if they actually make skin contact.
Or it could be an extreme fear of a sexual harassment case.

Or maybe they're just shy.
Shocking I know.

 

[Nose Master]

I think I've heard of this guy. He created some site that had insane details about frames and animations for attacks in SSB Melee. I think he's quasi famous among hardcore SSB tourney goers.

Pretty sure that's Mew2King (?).

 

[Dresden]

Or maybe they're just shy.
Shocking I know.

No... pimp-gaf knows that women are delicate creatures who crumble under a man's touch. Thus, we hover, lest we shatter these fragile beauties.

 

[kharma45]

What they don't show is Summer Glau's hand hovering behind him! Seriously though, are they told not to touch them?

Summer looks great as ever btw

She's in far too many hover pictures, I am disappoint at those people.

 

[Regulus Tera]

No... pimp-gaf knows that women are delicate creatures who crumble under a man's touch. Thus, we hover, lest we shatter these fragile beauties.

Two hours later, these girls are boning douche bags in clubs while we devote ourselves into Melee frame animation videos.

 

[Black-Wind]

Pretty sure that's Mew2King (?).

. . . Shit, I remember that guy.
I was deep into the SSB back then. :/

 

[Lakitu]

What's wrong with this guy? A nice looking girl is kissing him and his face is one of pure idiocy, like he doesn't want it.

 

[ResidentDante]

She's in far too many hover pictures, I am disappoint at those people.

I'm hoping she has encountered so many hoveshands that when I finally meet her she'll need a big hug

 

[G-Fex]

They'd have to remove me and my hands by force.

 

[Darklord]

Or maybe they're just shy.
Shocking I know.

I'm a virgin(unfortunately) and I'm kinda shy but even I wouldn't do that. If you can't touch a girl that's beyond just regular shyness.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

The sad thing is the attitude that results in the hover hand will prevent them from getting laid.

 

[zoukka]

Or maybe they're just shy.
Shocking I know.

 

[Medalion]

If ur a person that has sex on a regular basis, you prob dont have much boundary issues, whereas insecure, shy, nice guy virgin has boundary issues, confidence problems, awkwardness, unsure of their body language


Okkkk that makes sense...

 

[Kurtofan]

I'm a virgin(unfortunately) and I'm kinda shy but even I wouldn't do that. If you can't touch a girl that's beyond just regular shyness.

Not being able to touch a girl sounds like in the scope of regular shyness to me.
Not everyone is Mister Totally at Ease around girls.

 

[DonMigs85]

Master siddx would probably be completely at ease with any of those girls.

 

[gimmmick]

Never noticed this before. You'd think the virgins would be all over someone because they don't have much opportunities to do so.

 

[trinest]

I do that....




....

 

[Rewrite]

I do that....




....

My condolences.

 

[Jasoco]

God. I used to be just like that. That shit's true! :lol

Usually the reason they're still virgins is because they're too much of a pussy to make contact for fear something might actually happen.

 

[S. L.]

I do that....




....

stop doing that

 

[Ashes]

I do that....




....

Are you a virgin?

 

[Regulus Tera]

I do that....




....

Start with a handshake. Seriously, it will take you places.

 

[Nintendo Playstation]

But more specifically...the designated creepy threads with Selena Gomez avatars

That'll do, donkey. That'll do.

 

[AniHawk]

What's wrong with this guy? A nice looking girl is kissing him and his face is one of pure idiocy, like he doesn't want it.

It's his sister.

 

[Petrie]

Not being able to touch a girl sounds like in the scope of regular shyness to me.
Not everyone is Mister Totally at Ease around girls.

Not being able to touch a girl who clearly is comfortable being next to you is NOT in the scope of regular shyness. That's not being mister totally at ease. If you can't handle that, you have some serious issues man. And for that I am sorry.