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very stupid because i cant imagine wtf it stands for. "do i something something something, GAF?" is my best guess.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dilligaf

 

[Kentpaul]

There is no excuse to be a virgin in these times, Trekking the Internet for lonely housewife's , 4chan hook up threads , other virgins from your area on chat rooms , Bars.

 

[Rahxephon91]

Oh that's just mean!

 

[Kinyou]

http://www.gedzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/How-to-spot-a-virgin009.jpg

What's wrong with this guy? A nice looking girl is kissing him and his face is one of pure idiocy, like he doesn't want it.

I think he was caught by surprise.

Btw. Hoverhand is a meme created by Gaf, right?

 

[Rewrite]

pics

That was such a fucking classic thread.

 

[Nintendo Playstation]

Bedtime, GAF. Have fun laughing at all the hoverhands, me included if you're so inclined to believe it. Cable company will be here in 5 hours to upgrade my services. Life goes on!

 

[Koodo]

Bedtime, GAF. Have fun laughing at all the hoverhands, me included if you're so inclined to believe it. Cable company will be here in 5 hours to upgrade my services. Life goes on!

You're such a big boy!

 

[Rahxephon91]

Bedtime, GAF. Have fun laughing at all the hoverhands, me included if you're so inclined to believe it. Cable company will be here in 5 hours to upgrade my services. Life goes on!

Yeah, you showed us!

I have a feeling this thread is going to go places.

 

[EricHasNoPull]

If you don't mind me asking, how old are you dude?

 

[kharma45]

If you don't mind me asking, how old are you dude?

If he actually has gone to bed and is off GAF, I clicked on his profile and it says 23.

 

[Kurtofan]

There is no excuse to be a virgin in these times, Trekking the Internet for lonely housewife's , 4chan hook up threads , other virgins from your area on chat rooms , Bars.

You forgot prostitutes.

 

[EricHasNoPull]

If he actually has gone to bed and is off GAF, I clicked on his profile and it says 23.

hmm ok, I guess that's not too old to be obsessed over Selena Gomez. and have dessert innuendo avatars of her, He wins!

He does look older though in that pic, and considering its a few years ago.

You forgot prostitutes.

Yep that's true, I know a fellow GAFer (real life friend) who had to break down and get a 200 dollar hooker and finally bust his 32 year old nut! He loved it and went back for seconds and thirds!

Sometimes your options are limited and you just got to do what you got to do.

 

[Chinner]

That was such a fucking classic thread.

it really was.

 

[Region-FreeWii]

I'm still a vrigin and touch the hell outta girls in pictures and off the camera.

 

[Aselith]

Bedtime, GAF. Have fun laughing at all the hoverhands, me included if you're so inclined to believe it. Cable company will be here in 5 hours to upgrade my services. Life goes on!

You'll be able to not get laid at hyperspeed now!

I'm still a vrigin and touch the hell outta girls in pictures and off the camera.

There's such a thing as too much touching as well. Grabbyhands is just as effective at cockblocking you as hoverhands. Possibly more so. Typos will also effect your chances.

 

[bobs...onGaf]

You'll be able to not get laid at hyperspeed now!



There's such a thing as too much touching as well. Grabbyhands is just as effective at cockblocking you as hoverhands. Possibly more so. Typos will also effect your chances.

It depends on situation aswell, you dont want to flat out grope everyone. I honestly to this day dont know how to deal with meeting family, I DO NOT want to be embracing an elderly relative I dont even know. :lol

 

[Kinyou]

Yep that's true, I know a fellow GAFer (real life friend) who had to break down and get a 200 dollar hooker and finally bust his 32 year old nut! He loved it and went back for seconds and thirds!

Sometimes your options are limited and you just got to do what you got to do.

And now? Has he been in a relationship with a woman without paying her?
I'd like to know because I actually believe that it helps someone if he breaks down this "wall"

 

[RedShift]

To be fair I hoverhand with people I dont know well, until I know theyre boundries I just dont want to overdo it. Some of the replies in this thread are making me rethink my outlook, but then again I dont know if the people in this thread just flat out grope. :lol

Yeah but if a girl is hugging you or kissing you on the cheek like in these pics then its pretty clear its OK to touch them. I can sort of understand with these meet and greet photo opportunities with Summer Glau or whatever but if you're going for them you have to accept its weird anyway.

 

[Fuzzery]

What's the story behind this?

 

[E-Mercenary]

mew2king is the smash bros guy?

 

[LosDaddie]

But more specifically...the designated creepy threads with Selena Gomez avatars

Nailed it.

Damn, chinner :lol

 

[sixteen-bit]

Brb, deleting all photos where I'm guilty of this

 

[Tinabina]

The sad thing is the attitude that results in the hover hand will prevent them from getting laid.

exactly

 

[hertog]

Was just reading this thread and all the hate in it. :lol

? link

 

[Chinner]

? link

What's the story behind this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=399815

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=399815

Wow! :lol

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

I don't understand this. If you're willing to put your arm around somebody, which is really the intimate bit, why wouldn't you rest your hand? :lol

I mean the socially awkward/virgins would surely find the wrapping your arm around somebody the hard bit?

Very odd.

 

[joetachi]

This really doesn't apply in latin america you can easily get a kiss on the cheek if your friends with a girl. You have to be extremely shy here to be on a hover hand level.

 

[-PXG-]

mew2king is the smash bros guy?

Yes. Dacvak is roommates with him, or was at one point. Ask him about the photo :lol

 

[The Shadow]

There's such a thing as too much touching as well. Grabbyhands is just as effective at cockblocking you as hoverhands. Possibly more so. Typos will also effect your chances.

Ease up. You're going to give the virgin a complex and he'll never break out of that mold.

 

[andymcc]

Wow this is a really awesome thread. :lol

Every virgin I know hoverhands, if not for this thread I would have never noticed!

 

[orioto]

I'm a virgin with girls, should i hoverhand ?

 

[Houston3000]

I would find it more awkward to hover hand then actually touch their shoulder.

 

[Ezalc]

I wouldn't be at all surprised if all of those Gomez and Justice obsessed Gafers from that creepy thread also sported a hover hand if and when they got a "meet and greet" photo op with the said teens.

If I was in that situation with Justice whoever removed me from her would be crowned next king of England.

 

[WJD]

If I was in that situation with Justice whoever removed me from her would be crowned next king of England.

That's cause Justice is actually a pretty attractive young woman.

Gomez is not.

 

[Ezalc]

That's cause Justice is actually a pretty attractive young woman.

Gomez is not.

You'd best shield yourself. I hear they descend in hordes.

 

[Mr. Sam]

I'm a virgin with girls, should i hoverhand ?

No. Lay your claim with an assured hand over the shoulder.

 

[Meadows]

The game.

bollocks

 

[ResidentDante]

No. Lay your claim with an assured hand over the shoulder.

This.

 

[Sarye]

There is never a reason to hover hand. You're essentially putting them on a pedestal by doing that. Women are people too. They're not going to slap you or anything of that sort.

 

[LosDaddie]

Wow! :lol

But he was/is so proud of it too

 

[Ezalc]

There is no excuse to be a virgin in these times, Trekking the Internet for lonely housewife's , 4chan hook up threads , other virgins from your area on chat rooms , Bars.

There are people who still believe in the wait until marriage thing you know.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Is he moving his arm to cover an erection? If so, perfectly understandable.

 

[Scrow]

No. Lay your claim with an assured hand over the shoulder.

real men hold around the waist imo. i find the hand-over-shoulder sort of creepy.

holding around the waist feels much more natural, manly, and intimate.

 

[Erasus]

Sweaty hands maybe? I get sweaty hands sometimes and I also know how gross it is to just have a sweaty hand on your shoulder.

 

[Vyer]

Try again dude. A couple years ago.

:lol

 

[orioto]

No. Lay your claim with an assured hand over the shoulder.

Who said i was claiming anything!

 

[The Shadow]

There are people who still believe in the wait until marriage thing you know.

Outside of religious obligations, that kind of attitude is incredibly outdated and usually more of an excuse to cover the lack of relationship or sexual experience.

I knew three agnostics/athiests that said they believed that. One was a virgin last time I talked to him, at 26, and two women I knew who felt that way were pretty overweight.

Sweaty hands maybe? I get sweaty hands sometimes and I also know how gross it is to just have a sweaty hand on your shoulder.

Possibly. Why not wipe your hands on your jeans or t-shirt?

 

[dem]

I've done the hover hand

Spoiler

not a virgin

 

[Kurtofan]

There are people who still believe in the wait until marriage thing you know.

crazy people.