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How to spot a virgin
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The Shadow
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dem said:
Why?
Scrow said:
Coincidentally, I was in a similar situation. I didn't do the hover hand but I did place my hand on a back fat fold. It sucked.
fallengorn
Bitches love smiley faces
Maybe these hover hand guys just have hover sex.
You mean the fat fold sucked your hand in?The Shadow said:
The Frankman
Banned
Arm = on shoulder
Hand = Hovering
Hand = Hovering
fallengorn said:
The Shadow
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fallengorn said:
No, no. If you imagine her back like a series of mountains and valleys, my hand was on a mountain but I could easily feel the valleys on either side. My thumb and pinky were dangerously close to going into the valleys so they kinda hovered.
Look, I understand the question but in the process of answering it, I realize I don't want to relive the moment.
The Blue Jihad
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Nose Master said:
Sounds about right. As I recall, he was a few years behind me in high school way back in the day.
A few of my younger friends actually knew him, sort of. They said even back then he wasn't exactly the most socially comfortable person, either.
Small world, I suppose. :lol
I don't get what these dudes are scarred about. I can understand being uncomfortable touching someone you've never met, but the girls are touching them. That means they're okay with you touching back. Even someone super shy would clue into that I would have thought. But I guess not:lol
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
Scrow said:
Go for the hip, that way your lower palm gets close to the buttzone.
CajoleJuice
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Yeah, over the shoulder is for bros.Scrow said:
SturokBGD
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Over the shoulder is for frontal hugs only, posing for a picture gets the ol' round the waist.
What's curious is that I have more of a problem with this with men than woman. I don't even brofist unless it's with someone I know extremely well. I've never had sex with a man, so that may be why.
What's curious is that I have more of a problem with this with men than woman. I don't even brofist unless it's with someone I know extremely well. I've never had sex with a man, so that may be why.
Fantastical
Death Prophet
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VGChampion
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I'm amazed it's so hard for some people to touch others. Sad thing is, they probably don't have much contact with anyone, not just women.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
....I swear, I was not this awkward before losing mine.
stuminus3 said:
lol what, only gay dudes brofist?
also, whenever im bartending busy student events guys always like to fistbump/brofist me, usually after they make some disgusting comment about girls and i make a slightly less disgusting but more true one that sort of agrees with theirs. it always catches me by surprise, and as odd.
and that 'explode it' shit? dont even get me started, ill find a gif to avoid confusion...
fuck that stupid shit
Dreams-Visions
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I assume this was noteworthy because...it doesn't happen to you often?Kurtofan said:
brianjones
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Enco said:
i love you man
do people actually do that explosion thing? :lol
EricHasNoPull
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Kinyou said:
Honestly I haven't talked to the guy over a year, I have no idea what's he up to these days, I cannot make assumptions, but I've known him for like half of his life, (Since Junior High, age 14) and he never had a GF once, at age 33-34 now, I am not sure if he does.
He did definitely get a confidence boost from getting laid, but due to the methods of it (paying for it, cold and passionless) it was rather a short lived confidence. I am by no means encouraging or discouraging from people who have no other option to go out and pay for sex.
But I will tell you it all depends on the attitude of the said individual, some people stay a virgin for many years, simply because they are shy and they need to break (as you said) that wall down. and sometimes it's simple as that, once they get the taste of the pussy it can do wonders for their character and they will transform their personality drastically and become more confident and social in general.
Others on the other hand, may have deeper complexes and self esteem issues, and yeah sleeping with a prostitute may not change much for them, if not make it worst. I am afraid this guy was more of the latter than the former. It all depends on your attitude and outlook of life, really.
ColonelColon
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I don't hover hand, but I do limp arm.
POWERSPHERE
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orioto said:Is she hover handing me ?
Does that mean she's a virgin ?
You're Hover Bodying.
Epic Tales of Penis
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Girls in pics 2 and 5 would get stretched pretty good.
spindashing
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lethial said:
And this is how a virgin posts, with a cliche "macho" distaste for anime.
Mechanical Snowman
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You've never seen those creeps in the Creepy-GAF thread? Must be so embarrassing to rock an avatar of a 14 year old girl.EschatonDX said:
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