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[alstein]

On a side note does anyone read "The Wild Card" series?!?!

I read the older ones myself, it kinda tailed off after the first couple of books.

there are a couple of interesting superpower animes- the To Aru series and Zettai Karen Children each deal with a Wild Cards-like world in some ways, but are less dark.


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Narration

Pretty useful one right there, though it's guaranteed to result in a short lifespan.

 

[Teknoman]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

chaos manipulation.

 

[user_nat]

Psionic Shield

Basically I am immune to counselor Troi.
Sigh.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I read the older ones myself, it kinda tailed off after the first couple of books.

there are a couple of interesting superpower animes- the To Aru series and Zettai Karen Children each deal with a Wild Cards-like world in some ways, but are less dark.


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Narration

Pretty useful one right there, though it's guaranteed to result in a short lifespan.

 

[jaxword]

Every single person here interested in "realistic" superheroes needs to read THE BOYS By Garth Ennis.

Note that it's not for the squeamish if blood and sex and violence worry you.

It's about what the real world would be like if superpowers existed.

Click for big for all of these, the thumbnailed ones are nws:





And the next page...

http://i.imgur.com/HBOPI.jpg


It's a dark, cynically REAL take on powers:


Doing Super-coke:

Super-harems:

Super-therapy visits:


Super-religious crises:


Super-crossovers!


And doing lots of other Super things because who can stop them?

Basically it's a depiction of what Superheroes would REALLY be like if they existed: Super-Celebrities.

 

[mr2xxx]

Lol since I got it first and would obviously have better control of it than you would, I'd kill you before you got strong enough to kill me haaha

Biatch I control magnetism you control electromagnetism. I'm Magneto and you're Static Shock nuff said, you'll be lucky if I let you serve me breakfast in bed.

 

[ChackanKun]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis

Hummm, not bad!

 

[leadbelly]

If you weren't in the 35% -- talk about feeling inadequate.

 

[Rekubot]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

I got Computer Perception. Pretty awesome for a programmer.

Until the god-tier gaffers wipe us out of course.

 

[Zzoram]

Well, 65% of the population would become a lower social class.

 

[abusori]

I would be mad as hell that I wasn't born with them and go psycho evil scientist, almost guaranteed.

 

[Sofo]

Too bad most people assume people with top tier powers would be grateful or even kind. Imagine someone like Rick Santorum with mind control? We'd all be having gay sex! Oh wait... that's not so bad~

I got "Powered Form" pretty awesome consider how much I like the mahou shoujo genre.

"GAF prism powder, MAKE-UP!"

 

[Blazed]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck

Well everything will sort itself out for me ;D. Give it your best shot top tier powers, my luck will finish you off.

 

[Kinyou]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle_Mimicry

NICE!

 

[Bubblicious]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Manipulation

Amazing!

 

[Noirulus]

Man that looks creepy as hell.

 

[Pandaman]

All it would take is 1 mentally unstable person with Superman powers having a bad day, and the world would be destroyed.

as long as we have a thor, we'll be fine.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Self-Preservation
oh fuck im hercule.

 

[Goodacre0081]

Sound Conversion. so lame. makes me feel like...

 

[rukland]

Reading all these cool powers was fun, so what heck lets see what I get.

Ah hell

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mold_Manipulation

Don't mind me I will just be keeping the bread fresh over here in the corner.

 

[Drkirby]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

I got good ol' Double Jump. I am on par with a Generic Platformer character.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Double_Jump

 

[Zzoram]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude

Awesome. I'd be Sylar.

 

[RustyO]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

I got Time Jump ... Is a power where the user travels through time after jumping or falling from a height. A partial form of Time Travel.

Ok, not too shabby, could have some fun with that, could have been better. Like Dr Who, without a Tardis... How high do I have to jump? Can I just have a tanty and stamp my feet and time travel?

 

[Dice]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck

Well everything will sort itself out for me ;D. Give it your best shot top tier powers, my luck will finish you off.

Oh man, this is an OP defensive power. You don't even have to try, the universe just does it for you.

 

[Drencrom]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_Physiology

Camouflage
Claw Retraction
Constriction
Decelerated Aging
Dermal Armor usually scales
Enhanced Bite
Enhanced Durability
Enhanced Lung Capacity
Enhanced Regeneration
Enhanced Smell
Hibernation
Prehensile Tail
Prehensile Tongue
Self-Sustenance

I can turn myself into creatures like a crocman, bowser and dragons, pretty dope.
Also, some free "fear inducement" I guess.

 

[Rygar 8 Bit]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Physiology

 

[Dice]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_Physiology
I can turn myself into creatures like a crocman, bowser and dragons, pretty dope.
Also, some free "fear inducement" I guess.

Hmmm... that doesn't say Enhanced Sense of Smell...

 

[Dr Zhivago]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clairvoyance

Hmm, guess I'll live in a tower and be pointlessly enigmatic.

 

[Drencrom]

Hmmm... that doesn't say Enhanced Sense of Smell...

I can scare away kids in my hideous reptilian form, don't take that away from me!

Also, it seems that http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Physiology is a subpower to Reptilian Physiology. Does that mean I inherit those powers too?

 

[Backwards Marathon]

I am rabbit like...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leporid_Physiology

Fuck yeah?

 

[Drinkel]

Wow apparently my super power is to be an amazing magic player. TCG Manipulation
Not really what I was hoping for.

 

[thetrin]

Suck it motherfuckers.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology

Hell yeah!

I usually get shitty stuff through Random page. I got something cool when it mattered!

 

[Blitzzz]

ohhhh yeah

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Mimicry



If any of the 10% land in an at war country, they will be weaponized and wars will escalate. Or they will just take control themselves. I don't think humans can peacefully live together with superior beings

 

[Diprosalic]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

wow i said to myself something with ice or fire would be cool and i got ice/fire manipulation. seems like i've already got mine.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

Fear Empowerment

The user is capable of sensing when others are in a state of fear, and then absorbing that fear for a variety of uses.

 

[Hawkian]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement

HM.

edit: :lol...

Known Users
Succubi (Mythology)
Alucard (Hellsing)
Aphrodite/Venus (Greek/Roman Mythology)
Alisha Bailey (Misfits)
Poison Ivy (DC Comics)
Austin Powers (Austin Powers)
Boa Hancock (One Piece) via her beauty
Emporio Ivankov (One Piece)
Love (Toriko)
Pokemon (Pokemon) via "Attract"
Ash´Snivy (pokemon) via "Attract"
Esmeralda (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Hathor (Egyptian Mythology)

I think they may be mistaking "being damn sexy, baby" for having a superpower.

 

[Switters]

GUN ARM. That will also be my super hero name.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Arm

 

[Sofo]

wow i said to myself something with ice or fire would be cool and i got ice/fire manipulation. seems like i've already got mine.

Too bad your real power is website manipulation, no? '-'

 

[Satch]

this thread is awesome

and i got this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Norse_Deity_Physiology

that's not greek

 

[ChackanKun]

Well, seeing some of the powers you guys are getting, my telekinesis could put me in the top 10%

 

[computers putin']

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Food_Manipulation

The Fuck!?!? I'd almost rather not have a power at all!

 

[sebajuNujabes]

Every single person here interested in "realistic" superheroes needs to read THE BOYS By Garth Ennis.

Cool thanks for the recommendation.

Sound Conversion. so lame. makes me feel like...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/50222/1081685-meg_griffin_7831_super.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
You could level a city or an airport by absorbing the noise pollution alone. Hardly Meg tier.

 

[Trojita]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

I got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mana_Manipulation

Wow that is actually a good one.

 

[Alfarif]

I got: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Manipulation

That's cool. I'll be IceMan.

 

[zerokoolpsx]

The top 10% would unite together and take over the world.

This and then a civil war among themselves on who controls what. What territory is theirs. A couple in the 10% would try to divide and conquer their adversaries so they can take it all for themselves. World would be destroyed as we know it due to greed and lust for more power. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

 

[Emitan]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

>Supernatural Beauty
>The power to be supremely beautiful and use it to affect others.

Hehehehe.

Mustache Yui will be supreme overlord of everything.

 

[KamikazeTY]

Appearently: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_Mind
Hive Mind
The ability to share a collective consciousness between multiple bodies.

I dont even....
I only have one body....

FFS
FML

 

[Pandaman]

>Supernatural Beauty
>The power to be supremely beautiful and use it to affect others.

Hehehehe.

Mustache Yui will be supreme overlord of everything.

you get to turn into a pony? no fair.

 

[Xilium]

LMAO worst power ever

It's from an anime and makes sense in the context of the show and the character that has it but in a world of people with a plethora of superpowers from that site, yeah it would be pretty useless.

I got Empathic Healing. The next one was Unikinesis. I want that instead >_<

 

[Forceatowulf]

Go to the Superpower Wiki and hit random page. No cheating, first result is what you'll get.

I got Ground Liquification, fucking lame!

Wind Manipulation? ugh... so fucking lame.

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