I don't think I can take much more of the current state of the world. Are we really so fortunate in the western world that we're going to tear everything down out of boredom? That seems to be the case. Farage, Trump.. their presented views of the world we live in are dystopian, yet millions embrace the bleak fantasy. I guess living in comfort is overrated, so let's cause some unnecessary international problems?
This entire EU situation is such a colossally stupid waste of time, with an outcome based entirely on lies. (Hey, UK - pro tip. I've been around the block a few times, and this is something i've picked up - if your views match Nigel Farage, Rupert Murdoch, Katie Hopkins and gormless shitwhistle Michael Gove, then they're wrong).
Meanwhile, our Government - a disgusting Tory government even by their standards that's spent over six years dismantling the country in the name of ideologically driven austerity - has no credible opposition despite it being completely clear they have absolutely no fucking clue what they are doing with Brexit - a clusterfuck of incredible magnitude that their last leader caused. Austerity, hard Brexit (whatever that means) and China-level surveillance - this is what they represent and they deserve to be dragged over the coals for it. Meanwhile, unelected-by-her-party, surveillance-happy and guided-by-God Daily Mail pin-up Theresa May gets great poll numbers and the embarrassingly impotent Jeremy Corbyn is still in charge of Labour because.. reasons, I guess? Good grief UK, please wake up.
Want to 'free' our country, UK? Then get rid of the ideologues in government and boycott our over-saturation of right-wing press and media. Stop listening to the populist blowhards who tell you immergrunts are terkin yer jerbs and your country is in ruins. Realise that no amount of EU-leaving will hand you a repeat of that 1966 world cup win. Poor, struggling and on benefits? Then please understand that without the EU, the Tories will only attack you even more because there's no pesky EU courts to keep them in line. Oh.. human rights will be next on the agenda, won't they? Slow clap.
Too long didn't read - Brexit based on lies? No shit.
I guess I needed to get that out of my system, sorry Gaffers. Rant over, i'll grab my coat.