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i am hornry all the fucking time and i am tired of it

Cutty Flam

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E-Cat

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I cannot even physically come 7 times a day. I think 3-4 times is my record. And even then, I will have to wait a couple of days until it starts to feel good again. 6 days between wanks is the optimal for pleasure.
 

GeorgPrime

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i'am 26yo, single, work part time, and i am beating my meat 7 times a day
i am basically horny all the fucking time
if i am at work, all i am thinking is how hard i am and how much i can't wait to get back home and stoke that bitch until it cries for help

help me please
i am living this life

I can help you.

Just click on the Tits Thread.
 
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GAMETA

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I think my record is 6, and it was back when I was a teenager and had the rare access to a certain VHS tape...

7 a day everyday is crazy, man
 
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Sub Boss

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You need some Jesus in your life
Have you tried yoga or meditation, focus that energy on something beautiful!
 

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Try a mixture of complex PTSS, ADD, BDD, ASS, OCD, Depression, Anxiety, some sleep and eating disorder and don't (!!!) forget a dependence on alchohol and benzos; they're most important

It may subdue your longings but look on the bright side; memory doenst exist!!!
 
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Try a mixture of complex PTSS, ADD, BDD, ASS, OCD, Depression, Anxiety, some sleep and eating disorder and don't (!!!) forget a dependence on alchohol and benzos; they're most important

It may subdue your longings but look on the bright side; memory doenst exist!!!
Can I get these on trading212?
 
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Fortunate_Son

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Bruh... At least you're not like me. I do believe 7 times a day is a lot. When I was single - I don't think I've ever hit 7 times a day but I definitely wanked-off quite a bit myself. Sometimes 4-5 times a day IIRC.

The one suggestion I can give is - keep your mind occupied. Exercise; running would be a good one. Eas-to-do and can keep your mind off it easily.

Get a hobby? Gaming? Or do what I do which is the best medication for it - get a good pair of headphones and listen to music constantly and sleep. It works.

I also need advice - is it very fucked up if I still masturbate and I am married? My sex life is not very active. We have sex once or twice a week due to both our schedules being busy. Is that fucked? So then I just masturbate. Sometimes - I rather just wank off instead of asking my wife to have sex. Fucked right?
 

thefool

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Being busy helps. I'm less horny now than when I was 26 but there are times when I'm horny for stupidly long periods of time.
 
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JimmyRustler

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How is that even possible? Even as a horny teen I didn‘t do more than 3 time a day.

Should point you to my Ex. She wanted to fuck all the time. It was exhausting.

But for real... Do sports. Knock yourself out big time. You just won‘t have the energy any more.
 

DeepBreath87

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Bruh... At least you're not like me. I do believe 7 times a day is a lot. When I was single - I don't think I've ever hit 7 times a day but I definitely wanked-off quite a bit myself. Sometimes 4-5 times a day IIRC.

The one suggestion I can give is - keep your mind occupied. Exercise; running would be a good one. Eas-to-do and can keep your mind off it easily.

Get a hobby? Gaming? Or do what I do which is the best medication for it - get a good pair of headphones and listen to music constantly and sleep. It works.

I also need advice - is it very fucked up if I still masturbate and I am married? My sex life is not very active. We have sex once or twice a week due to both our schedules being busy. Is that fucked? So then I just masturbate. Sometimes - I rather just wank off instead of asking my wife to have sex. Fucked right?
As a fellow married dude, I can just tell you that no one can answer that question for you. I will tell you that if you’re asking it, I can assume you hide it from your wife. That’s not good, obviously. I’m sure you know that though. But it’s tough because basically all of us here are men, so we can understand. Only you can really know. But I think if you want to stop, you’d have to talk to your wife about improving your sex life somehow.
 
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DeepBreath87

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What are you supposed to do, put on some porn and start beating off in front of her? Or tell her what a great wank you had today when she comes home?
Haha I mean maybe. There are couples that are all right with porn. But it is a difficult subject to discuss for most people.
 
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