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[TheSpoiler]

What in the absolute fuck?

I felt something land in my ear yesterday, and reflexively tried to get it out, but nothing came. Today, I thought I should clean that shit out, and lo and behold it's a little black fucking beetle thing. With goddamn wings. They are pretty constant in my house and for some reason love landing on me and my girlfriend.

I don't know what they are, but they don't bite, but they are big enough that you can kinda feel them if they land on your skin.

Anyway, I just wanted to give a shoutout to earwax for thwarting his attempt at killing me from the inside.

 

[Kevtones]

What terrible ear shape you must have to invite bugs!

 

[Log4Girlz]

That would bug me too

 

[yanipheonu]

 

[royale]

Pics pls.

 

[Mr.Monitor]

It might be dead, but the eggs it laid will hatch soon enough.

 

[Jarmel]

It's amazing you had that in your ear for a day before deciding to clean it out.

 

[TheStruggler]

 

[Kyrios]

It might be dead, but the eggs it laid will hatch soon enough.

Could be controlling his brain as we type.

Also OP:

Works wonders, just spray around the outside of your house and windows.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Maybe you should clean your house, bruh?

 

[TheSpoiler]

It's amazing you had that in your ear for a day before deciding to clean it out.

I guess I worded the OP wrong.

I meant to say that I felt something in my ear, attempt to do a quick swipe, but nothing came out so I dropped the issue.

I wonder what his last thoughts were.

 

[kamakazi5]

Congrats on your children.

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

There are some really disturbing images via Google if you type in bug in ear. There are people who had to go to the doctor to get a bug out with some tweezers.

 

[Kyrios]

I wonder what his last thoughts were.

"I can't believe I'm going to die in a fucking ear canal"

 

[thespot84]

So tempted to post the earworm from wrath of kahn but it's just too damned gross

 

[echoshifting]

There are some really disturbing images via Google if you type in bug in ear. There are people who had to go to the doctor to get a bug out with some tweezers.

It's so warm and cozy in there, can't say I blame the bugs tbh

 

[TheSpoiler]

lol wrong thread!

 

[Roubjon]

The egg sacs have already been implanted.

 

[Bold One]

 

[ryutaro's mama]

...and now you crossed over,
On MTV but they don't care...

 

[LewieP]

You need to put a spider inside there to eat all the bugs.

 

[NintendosBooger]

TheSpoiler is long dead, friends

The OP is the bug itself, do not be fooled.

 

[The Sum of Zero]

That would bug me too

Underrated, should have been first post.

 

[jabuseika]

It has already taken control, OP made this thread to distract us.

 

[Apt101]

Shower daily? wtf cuz

 

[NoblesseOblige]

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

You're fine.

Come see us again if your limbs starts moving without your permission.

 

[Media]

A fly crawled in my ear while I was sleeping once. Woke the fuck up and panicked, the fly panicked and I was basically a wreck until my grandma pulled it out with tweezers like an hour later. Will never forget that feeling of something buzzing around inside my fucking ear. I was convinced it was a bee, it fucking hurt.

 

[HideyoshiJP]

Uh oh.

 

[InfiniteBento]

What the fuck

 

[MMarston]

I killed a fruit fly by blinking once.


It was not pleasant.

 

[ActWan]

Wow, fuck you OP. It's a beetle, not a bee. Your ear would have been fine even if it got bit.

 

[red731]

Uh oh.

Fuckin Star Trek. This shit creeped me out.

 

[Zackat]

nightmares

 

[Volimar]

Wow, fuck you OP. It's a beetle, not a bee. Your ear would have been fine even if it got bit.

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[Kinyou]

Uh oh.

 

[DarkLordMalik]

You might be controlled by the Aliens

 

[chrisPjelly]

Op pls make a pic of this your avatar

 

[Shambala]

Use bleach op. It will cleanse your ear

 

[Finaika]

This is reversed right?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Wow, fuck you OP. It's a beetle, not a bee. Your ear would have been fine even if it got bit.

Lol well done

This is reversed right?

I really, really hope so.

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[ResoRai]

What in the absolute fuck?

I felt something land in my ear yesterday, and reflexively tried to get it out, but nothing came. Today, I thought I should clean that shit out, and lo and behold it's a little black fucking beetle thing. With goddamn wings. They are pretty constant in my house and for some reason love landing on me and my girlfriend.

I don't know what they are, but they don't bite, but they are big enough that you can kinda feel them if they land on your skin.

Anyway, I just wanted to give a shoutout to earwax for thwarting his attempt at killing me from the inside.

Almost always feels like there's something in my ear even though they're pretty clean.
This is made me a bit anxious. Need to check meh holes.

 

[Graphics Horse]

Is one of these supposed to say deaf?

Edit: damn I see the beetle now haha

 

[Yeoman]

I felt something land in my ear yesterday, and reflexively tried to get it out, but nothing came.

Hell no, this happened to me yesterday. Hopefully there's nothing in there...

 

[Szu]

This should have been the first reply.

 

[kavanf1]

Uh oh.

This freaked me out so much in my youth, I had nightmares for ages after it.

 

[Clefargle]

This is reversed right?

Lol you had better hope so

 

[kurahador]

This is why I stopped cleaning my ear wax constantly. Heard bugs hate that shit.