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[Twilight Gap]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I am on dangerous ground here.

I feel like squints from The Sandlot..

 

[MrPressStart]

Is your sister in law and your sister close? Like wierd close??? This might really happen.

Wife have any out of town trips planned? If so... you will see real temptation!

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Real plot twist: There is no sister in law. Sister in law is one of those Japanese pillow thingys with the face and shit.

Best plot twist: OP is Shia LaBeouf.

 

[Dark Octave]

Much better than my last barber who had a habit of putting his balls on my arm when he cut my hair. Quite disturbing...

You didn't get the hint?

 

[entremet]

SIL doesn't have a BF to meet her sexual needs?

Sounds like she's needs dick in her life.

 

[Ferrio]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I am on dangerous ground here.

I feel like squints from The Sandlot..

Reminds me of this stylist I'd go to. My dad came home one day after getting a haircut telling me I had to go get my hair cut from this woman. I go there, and this woman has huge breasts, and she just presses them into you face as she cuts your hair. Great recommendation dad!

 

[PJV3]

Reminds me of this stylist I'd go to. My dad came home one day after getting a haircut telling me I had to go get my hair cut from this woman. I go there, and this woman has huge breasts, and she just presses them into you face as she cuts your hair. Great recommendation dad!

I'd love it if she was a shit stylist, a town full of men with bad hairdos.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Disturbing.

 

[massoluk]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I am on dangerous ground here.

I feel like squints from The Sandlot..

Penthouse's letter material. Keep us posted.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Reminds me of this stylist I'd go to. My dad came home one day after getting a haircut telling me I had to go get my hair cut from this woman. I go there, and this woman has huge breasts, and she just presses them into you face as she cuts your hair. Great recommendation dad!

Haha this reminds me of this time when I went to a hair salon to get my hair cut and this pretty attractive middle aged woman was cutting my hair. All I remember from that experience was that she was bent over in front of me cutting my hair with her chest in my face, cleave showing and everything, and she asked me "whatcha thinking about?"

 

[PJV3]

Haha this reminds me of this time when I went to a hair salon to get my hair cut and this pretty attractive middle aged woman was cutting my hair. All I remember from that experience was that she was bent over in front of me cutting my hair with her chest in my face, cleave showing and everything, and she asked me "whatcha thinking about?"

Titwank?

 

[Yawnier]

Haha this reminds me of this time when I went to a hair salon to get my hair cut and this pretty attractive middle aged woman was cutting my hair. All I remember from that experience was that she was bent over in front of me cutting my hair with her chest in my face, cleave showing and everything, and she asked me "whatcha thinking about?"

lol

 

[Ryaaan14]

Haha this reminds me of this time when I went to a hair salon to get my hair cut and this pretty attractive middle aged woman was cutting my hair. All I remember from that experience was that she was bent over in front of me cutting my hair with her chest in my face, cleave showing and everything, and she asked me "whatcha thinking about?"

And?! How the fuck can you end the story there?

 

[Fuzzy]

Haha this reminds me of this time when I went to a hair salon to get my hair cut and this pretty attractive middle aged woman was cutting my hair. All I remember from that experience was that she was bent over in front of me cutting my hair with her chest in my face, cleave showing and everything, and she asked me "whatcha thinking about?"

"Motor boats"

 

[Nibel]

Man, I hope you are ready for that threesome man

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Haha this reminds me of this time when I went to a hair salon to get my hair cut and this pretty attractive middle aged woman was cutting my hair. All I remember from that experience was that she was bent over in front of me cutting my hair with her chest in my face, cleave showing and everything, and she asked me "whatcha thinking about?"

Baseball. The answer is always baseball.

 

[therealPeterman]

Haha this reminds me of this time when I went to a hair salon to get my hair cut and this pretty attractive middle aged woman was cutting my hair. All I remember from that experience was that she was bent over in front of me cutting my hair with her chest in my face, cleave showing and everything, and she asked me "whatcha thinking about?"

Thinking how I could really go for some milk right now.

 

[RSP]

Oh hey guys what is goin on in heeee - he he he heeeee!

*monitoring this thread

 

[OriginofHysteria]

And?! How the fuck can you end the story there?

"Motor boats"

Baseball. The answer is always baseball.

Sadly, my answer was "This is a really nice place!" Put in that situation, I had to make it as less awkward as possible.

I should've said "milk".

 

[Valhelm]

you should convince the wife to drive you all to utah and get poly-married

 

[Ferrio]

you should convince the wife to drive you all to utah and get poly-married

Then you could get your own reality tv show.

Too bad the perfect title for it is taken...

 

[captive]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I am on dangerous ground here.

I feel like squints from The Sandlot..

dude, i think you need to casually bring up the idea.

Reminds me of this stylist I'd go to. My dad came home one day after getting a haircut telling me I had to go get my hair cut from this woman. I go there, and this woman has huge breasts, and she just presses them into you face as she cuts your hair. Great recommendation dad!

thats great father son relationship right there.

 

[rooflapimp]

Could you feel her erect nipples when she bounced her voluptuous breasts against you? Because if you did, that is an invite.

 

[Davidion]

Someone should just rename the thread to NEOGaf: the romance novel

 

[marrec]

OP whatever you do don't ask them for a threesome.

Jesus spent his 40 days in the desert and this is yours.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I am on dangerous ground here.

I feel like squints from The Sandlot..

Proper placement of your elbows can add to the tension if you know what I mean.

 

[massoluk]

"Last night my sister in law cut my hair.. She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time." is totally a title of a japanese porn movie.

 

[bronk]

Yes yes yes yes.......lucky man.

 

[flyinpiranha]

Penthouse Letters: The Edited Version.

As her breasts slowly tap danced through her shirt, touching places on my body I never thought could cause arousal, I looked at my wife longingly ... for the sandwich she was eating. Then my sister in law burped, finished the haircut and we watched How I Met Your Mother.

 

[marrec]

Penthouse Letters: The Edited Version.

As her breasts slowly tap danced through her shirt, touching places on my body I never thought could cause arousal, I looked at my wife longingly ... for the sandwich she was eating. Then my sister in law burped, finished the haircut and we watched How I Met Your Mother.

Lost my boner there.

Sorry, I just can't imagine breasts Tap-Dancing. Much less 'slowly'. How does something slowly tap-dance? Wouldn't that be a boring tap-dance sequence to watch? Ugh... this issue of Penthouse is rubbish.

*wanks anyway*

 

[John Kowalski]

Op are you going to have sex with her.

 

[Tangeroo]

I feel like we (myself included) are now just getting desperate for updates. A haircut? Really?

What's the next update going to be? "So tonight, I put my beer can down on the table and my sister in law picked it up (totally on purpose) and took a drink from it. I could tell her lips were touching the can the whole time. She casually put it back in front of me. My wife saw the whole thing and didn't even try to replace my beer."

 

[OriginofHysteria]

I feel like we (myself included) are now just getting desperate for updates. A haircut? Really?

What's the next update going to be? "So tonight, I put my beer can down on the table and my sister in law picked it up (totally on purpose) and took a drink from it. I could tell her lips were touching the can the whole time. She casually put it back in front of me. My wife saw the whole thing and didn't even try to replace my beer."

Whatever the next update is, it's going to be awesome.

 

[massoluk]

I feel like we (myself included) are now just getting desperate for updates. A haircut? Really?

What's the next update going to be? "So tonight, I put my beer can down on the table and my sister in law picked it up (totally on purpose) and took a drink from it. I could tell her lips were touching the can the whole time. She casually put it back in front of me. My wife saw the whole thing and didn't even try to replace my beer."

Now we're going somewhere. A couple more posts and we can finish Chapter 1.

 

[SteveWinwood]

i cant wait for the conclusion

how long is she staying with you

 

[terrisus]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I feel like this is a parody at this point.

keep it coming.

Well, something's coming alright.

 

[adamsappel]

"Dear Penthouse, I want to tell you about an experience I recently had. As an avid reader I've always wondered if the letters are real, but now...."

Dear Penthouse,

I've read the letters in your magazine for years and I thought they were all made up, but then I couldn't believe what happened to me...

A family friend used to work for Penthouse. He said nobody on the magazine ever wrote those letters. Not that they couldn't have been made up, but they didn't need to do any in-house writing of them.

Reminds me of this stylist I'd go to. My dad came home one day after getting a haircut telling me I had to go get my hair cut from this woman. I go there, and this woman has huge breasts, and she just presses them into you face as she cuts your hair. Great recommendation dad!

I'd love it if she was a shit stylist, a town full of men with bad hairdos.

During a stay in Vegas, I stopped into the hotel barber's for a straight-razor shave. The barber was a leggy, buxom redhead, obviously a former showgirl. Hot towels, soapy badger brush, leather strop, tits in my face, the works. Then, when I get back to my hotel room and look in the mirror, I see it's the worst shave of my entire life! Patches of whiskers left untouched, red scrapes, etc. I had to shave myself again.

 

[Gherid__lacksGPS]

Women NEVER lock the bathroom door. It's like an illness or something.

More like an invitation.

 

[rooflapimp]

More like an invitation.

Yeah I love walking in on a woman taking a huge dump; the air heavy with the stench of shit. Nothing makes me harder.

 

[Sadsic]

Then you could get your own reality tv show.

Too bad the perfect title for it is taken...

the chubby one isnt smiling

 

[Devolution]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I am on dangerous ground here.

I feel like squints from The Sandlot..

You sure your wife isn't putting her up to this to test you?

 

[Gherid__lacksGPS]

Yeah I love walking in on a woman taking a huge dump; the air heavy with the stench of shit. Nothing makes me harder.

Gotta' pay to play.

 

[marrec]

You sure your wife isn't putting her up to this to test you?

DON'T ASK FOR A THREESOME OP.

How long have you been married?

 

[Heretic]

Sadly, my answer was "This is a really nice place!" Put in that situation, I had to make it as less awkward as possible.

I should've said "milk".

You should have reported that bitch to the BBB. That's completely inappropriate.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Yeah I love walking in on a woman taking a huge dump; the air heavy with the stench of shit. Nothing makes me harder.

Do you ever say something like "looks like you lost something, let me fill you back up."

 

[Valhelm]

the chubby one isnt smiling

She realized she only gets 1/4 of the dicking of a monogamous woman.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Last night my sister in law cut my hair..

She wore pajamas and a t-shirt no bra.. I can't tell you how many times her boobs accidentally hit me. Wife was watching the whole time.

I am on dangerous ground here.

I feel like squints from The Sandlot..

 

[styl3s]

Waiting on inevitable threesome.

Waiting for the inevitable thread 6 months down the road where he talks about how he cheated on his wife and then GAF blames his wife and that it wasn't the mans fault because he wasn't happy.

 

[Devolution]

DON'T ASK FOR A THREESOME OP.

How long have you been married?

What's your net worth OP?

 

[thenexus6]

Dis gonna be good, grabbing popcorn and subbing